🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mr. Manchester]

I'll just say this, I can't rule out the poison seeds thing and I think that's why they're going through the whole toxicology thing in the first place.

Would NAL, having acquired poison seeds, send them to Cobes? Yes.
Would Cobes immediately eat mysterious unidentified seeds from an open package? Yes.
Would Cobes put two and two together and suspect that the evil seeds a literal hag sent him might be causing issues? I highly doubt it. For all his faults the guy thought the best of people despite constantly falling for the wildest ruses. Homeboy Scotty had multiple catfish ops going at a time, Warlord would get let back into his apartment over and over again, NAL got about 30 strikes before he was done with her and Clint used photoshop to convince him he was an alien.

Sure it could be his teeth or the gallon of reddit vodka or some other malady but that last video was awful strange. Guy is miserably sick, shitting his guts out and puking and then has a heart attack in his sleep? I don't know. The whole thing is so ridiculous that it would only be possible with someone like Josh.

Suppose we'll find out at some point.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Not sure if this has been posted yet, but Angry Grandpa's son did a segment on Josh in his latest video. Michael himself is kind of a scumbag, but Josh was a big fan of AGP, so he probably would've loved this.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I finally had some time today to go to the grocery store to get the supplies needed for a real dank drink combo. Something a bit more respectable to the Cobes.

White Monster, Mead, Peach Rings, and a bag of Doritos to pair along with it. Exqisid

 

[Raven-621]

But his lifestyle was also not very "heart smart" to begin with as many other kiwis have said.

His body was probably in a constant state of dehydration trying to metabolize giant bottles of everclear and get rid of excess salt from his junk food diet.

 

[Irregardless]

General pondering based on nothing:

Is it possible they told him "cardiac arrest" and he thought that meant specifically heart attack?

I mean shit, I would.

Can't severe gum disease cause heart issues?

I think I've heard a few times that the infected blood from someone's gums can circulate back into their body, and that it can lead to some really serious shit. I think my biggest concern for Josh prior to all of this was what might come from how horrible his oral health was.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

I finally had some time today to go to the grocery store to get the supplies needed for a real dank drink combo. Something a bit more respectable to the Cobes.

White Monster, Mead, Peach Rings, and a bag of Doritos to pair along with it. Exqisid

bonus points if you pour part of it out on the carpet for the homies

 

[Wax]

Literally everything about his lifestyle would be a contributor to a heart attack.

Smoking, drinking, duster huffing, god awful diet, no oral hygiene, no physical exercise outside of jerking off, troll slaying. It's a miracle he even lived to 34.

 

[LimeRikki]

Cobes was genuine
That makes some people rage hard
Hence, Reddit exists

 

[Shaneequa]

Just saw this on Facebook. Clint says he was told it was a heart attack.

that's really odd. I thought it was either liver failure or an appendix burst due to his symptoms on stream. or even getting poisoned by NAL. Could it be the heart attack had nothing to do with what he was complaining about before his death? I can't imagine a heart attack manifesting as pain when you lay down but i'm not a doctor.

Unless the heart attack was caused by all his other organs shutting down?

 

[Sneedotron]

I didn't save it, but didn't Cobes predict he'd die of a heart attack at 34?

Yeah...

 

[the bog connection]

another question, does anyone know who or where he got this? its actually competently made and i dig it. definitely would buy one for my kitchen. and even if i cant get one, if you made it and see this thanks for getting one to him, one of those things that mustve reminded him how cool he was.
tastiest drink combos youve ever seen-a

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I'm glad he didn't have to suffer through the pain he described in his final video for too long. Although, it's still a tragic element to me that he was in so much pain at all in his final days.

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

Just saw this on Facebook. Clint says he was told it was a heart attack.

I’m glad they’re running a full toxicology panel, it’ll take a few weeks, but at least we’ll get answers. If the results show anything unusual, the coroner will update the cause of death and law enforcement would step in. For now, all we can do is wait. I know Josh had a lot of health issues, and it’s possible an underlying condition was the cause. Either way, I’m just glad this is being taken seriously.

 

[Giant Machine]

Predicting his age of death alone is crazy stuff, maybe he was magic after all

A true warlock through and through.

 

[emitter]

another question, does anyone know who or where he got this? its actually competently made and i dig it. definitely would buy one for my kitchen. and even if i cant get one, if you made it and see this thanks for getting one to him, one of those things that mustve reminded him how cool he was.
tastiest drink combos youve ever seen-a

Yourfavoriteson gave him that in his documentary, roughly at this point.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Shit now that I think about it I dont think I've ever seen Cobes drink a class of water the entire time I've been watching him.

We had this discussion to break up the thread loop just a few weeks ago. The conclusion was, while it was rare he did drink water on camera several times.

Despite only being 34 this is a man who;

• Huffed duster and other various substances
• Consumed any drugs that made their way into his possession
• Let all of his teeth rot out of his head
• Was consuming various unmarked/unlabeled substances sent to him in the mail
• Was using various substances from the mail to make his mead
• Was an extremely heavy smoker of all forms of tobacco including random cigarette butts off the ground.
• Was consuming a handle of vodka roughly every 30 hours
• On top of the Vodka was also consuming beers, wines, whiskeys, everclear, and anything else that was available on the wyoming alcohol delivery service or sent in a "care package"
• Consumed mostly junk food
• Constantly reheated and let cool leftover food that it's a medical mystery how he did not have food poisoning 24/7
• Ate Sushi that was left out for over 72 hours
• Was making "mead" which resulted in him consuming 10KG (20LBS) of just raw granular sugar in a couple of months not including the honey, cookies, sodas, juices, and alcohols that he also added to it
• Gained ~40lbs in the last 12 months
• Was completely sedentary
• Fornicated with a water daemon

Most people's assholes are cleaner than his mouth was.

Jan 2022

March 2022

March 2025


It's not too surprising he is gone, as I said in Feb of this year, this was always how it was going to end

His death sentence started when he was removed from his first apartment which removed him from walking distance from town, friends, chance of employment, and stores. The second apartment and the influx of paypigs sealed his fate. He did not have to leave the house, and paypigs funded all of his addictions, his parents were content to let him right out of sight and enabled his slow suicide.

 

[mars]

I think it's possible the heart attack was a secondary event due to something else due to the symptoms he was reporting. However it could have been just an atypical presentation. It would be nice to know but in the case of a heavy smoker, chronic alcoholic with teeth disease a heart attack is definitely possible. It's just his age that throws me off and makes me want to dig in a little more.

 

[dick brain]

Despite only being 34 this is a man who;

• Huffed duster and other various substances
• Consumed any drugs that made their way into his possession
• Let all of his teeth rot out of his head
• Was consuming various unmarked/unlabeled substances sent to him in the mail
• Was using various substances from the mail to make his mead
• Was consuming a handle of vodka roughly every 30 hours
• On top of the Vodka was also consuming beers, wines, whiskeys, everclear, and anything else that was available on the wyoming alcohol delivery service or sent in a "care package"
• Consumed mostly junk food
• Constantly reheated and let cool leftover food that it's a medical mystery how he did not have food poisoning 24/7
• Ate Sushi that was left out for over 72 hours
• Was making "mead" which resulted in him consuming 10KG (20LBS) of just raw granular sugar in a couple of months not including the honey, cookies, sodas, juices, and alcohols that he also added to it
• Gained ~40lbs in the last 12 months
• Was completely sedentary
• Fornicated with a water daemon

The vaccine takes another one.

 

[the bog connection]

Yourfavoriteson gave him that in his documentary, roughly at this point.

ahhhh i dont know how i forgot this. i havent rewatched that doc in a hot minute. i dont know, i think part of me just didnt love the docs. i liked the unique perspectives we got of josh just living his life but i didnt like that not a single doc really got anywhere. i dont think there was much of a point to be made in the first place but i just felt like there wasnt much planning or care for the fact that josh is just some dude

 

[dramamine]

Spoiler: sperging

this update is PISSING ME OFF
"heart attack" as in an MI? or "heart attack" as in endocarditis? or "heart attack" as in cardiac arrest, which is literally the ONE thing that kills everyone?
i don't know much about the side of figuring things out after someone is dead, but unless they found a massive clot, i'm just really confused why they'd dust their hands off and call it a day at "heart attack".
this is also secondhand from clint, who we can't expect to be listening and processing detailed medical explanations at a time like this.

we may never really actually know and i guess it is what it is.
i'm expecting that the toxicology is gonna come back negative for my own sanity.