🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Of all the niggas lolcow plot armour breaks for its fucking Cobes. Fucking NAL can fucking sleep in a full bathtube and not even spill her box wine but Josh just drops dead. Fuck this gay Earth.
 
. All this father could do is what he did - maintain a relationship good enough that he can keep tabs on him and periodically check in on him.
I always defended clint. IMO he really couldn't do anything, and people kept bitching at him. on this thread alone, people got upset that clint didn't keep/refuse to give cobra his SSA money. legally, he can't do it. that would be stealing. there were people who told clint to "cut ties" with cobra. it would "sober him up". it's cruel for a parent to abandon his child at any age. clint did the best he could. ngl seeing people now defending clint after years of bashing him is annoying.
 
I can't believe @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg outlived Cobes, we truly live in the worst timeline.
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I mourn the great King Cobra, and that I will not get any new Cobraisms.

He really brought joy to me with his different interpretations of the English language.
 
We wouldn't have sick fucks like Andrew Ditch and all these other pedophillic retards out there.

Eugenics existed long before me, even before the Führer itself and it will continue zo do so and manifest itaelf in new ways.

Typos, clear sign of retardation. Sorry bud, gotta put you down. You have bad genes.
 
Fuck man. I never want the worst for people. I always hoped he could turn it around.

Rest in peace king.
 
KingCobra was the only lolcow I ever genuinely enjoyed watching. There was something deeply endearing about watching this silly autistic man navigate life, trying to make sense of the world in his own unique way. He wasn't perfect, he made mistakes, but he didn’t deserve the level of hate he received. Fuck sickos (reddit).

I always held onto the hope that we might one day see him overcome his struggles. It’s heartbreaking that his journey was cut short. Part of me feared the redemption arc would never come, there is no redemption arc for the vast majority of people, that his battle with alcoholism would slowly take him. I try to reconcile this with the idea that God has called him home and he is in a place with no suffering.

Tonight I'm pouring a drink combo out for cobes.
 
I think the thing that stood out to me the most in Clint's video is how much he really loved his son. He was in such an unwinnable situation with Cobes. Even in the final hours Clint flew across the globe to get him help, but he was just too late.
 
I remember discovering him from the trappped doc ages ago. Reminded me at the time of some of the slightly slower/autistic kids from highschool. I think it's important to point out that Josh is dead today because of his creativity and uniqueness. He wasn't just a retard, he was an interesting retard.

He didn't deserve to go this early. He didn't do much wrong. In an environment where lolcows are constantly getting locked up for various crimes or experiencing scandals, Josh avoided this almost entirely- his only scandals were a few social fauxpas created by the mental condition he was born with, and perhaps due to the encouragement of others online.
Rest in Peace, Josh Saunders, Gothic King Cobra.

We pray Lord for the repose of Josh's soul...Lord, please have mercy on Josh, who struggled through his life with disabilities and disadvantages that were no fault of his own. Disabilities that may have limited his culpability, and caused people to further harm him with intoxicants. We know You are all loving, just, and understanding, and we hope that Josh was reconciled with You, maybe in ways known only to You, at the time of his death.
Holy family, we ask for your prayers for Josh, and for the consolation of his family and friends.
Saint Matthias, Patron of Alcoholics and Addicts- we ask for your prayers for Josh.
In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.
 
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Cobes you are the coolest goth of the internet and RIP TO YOU AND ENJOY CHILLING AND HAVING A SMOKE AND DRINK WITH OZZY,PUFF, AND MUSIC BIZ MARTY
Who are we kidding? As funny as he could be, Marty is in Hell. He's down there waiting for Raxx, where Satan will task him with tormenting Chance for all eternity.
 
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