🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder said:
Sad thing is it was preventable (to a point). Most people suffer crippling pain they go to the hospital. Cobes just fills his glass with vodka and Mountain Dew and drinks it away.
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This. He probably had something seriously wrong with him and ignored it or it was a freak accident. I think a lot of people really underestimate how long it actually takes you to drink yourself to death. I've seen people try. You're talking about 20 years of non-stop alcoholism every day, killing bottles a day to destroy 1 kidney.
 
neger psykolog said:
I personally doubt the seeds were a factor considering how fucked his body was generally.
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I mean, it’s human nature to try and explain away tragedy to try and make sense of it.

But more realistically, what likely took him out (if this whole thing isn’t just a shitty ruse cruise) would’ve either been septicemia secondary to food poisoning (which is pretty realistic considering his last video where he was complaining about being sick af…with him being a chronic alcoholic, his electrolytes are fucked on a good day…mix in a nasty bout of vomiting/diarrhea depleting his already depleted sodium/potassium/etc. and you’re just asking for trouble), a nasty case of pancreatitis, or he ran out of booze and went into DTs and seized to death.

Either way, he’s a relatively young man with an unknown cause of death…the county absolutely would give him an autopsy, including toxicology. All ‘out of hospital’ deaths get autopsies, so *if* (and this is a huge if) NAL did actually try and poison the boy, toxicology would pick it up. The downside though is that it takes 6-12 weeks for those results to come in after the actual autopsy is done.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Damn.

Sad thing is it was preventable (to a point). Most people suffer crippling pain they go to the hospital. Cobes just fills his glass with vodka and Mountain Dew and drinks it away.

Either way, you faggots talking about seeds and NAL poisoning him are dumb as fuck. Wait until the news is confirmed he is dead, and that it may have been foul play. Other than that you sound stupid as fuck talking about sending them in the mail and him popping them like sunflower seeds (yes, I can see him doing that).

Also, imagine the EMTs finding his bloated goth cowboy from Hell body? They probably were taken back if he was dead for a while or possibly still sleeping. Especially seeing how that goth corpse smelt so good…
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They called the coroner, so he most certainly is dead.
 
You goofy little gothic bastard please no, we love you Cobes, don't leave us yet.
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I would often say in his chat say see a doctor especially when I saw him start to bloat up, goddamn.
 
Party Hat Wurmple said:
This. He probably had something seriously wrong with him and ignored it or it was a freak accident. I think a lot of people really underestimate how long it actually takes you to drink yourself to death. I've seen people try. You're talking about 20 years of non-stop alcoholism every day, killing bottles a day to destroy 1 kidney.
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That has a lot to do with genes and stuff, and people die from puking into their lungs all the time. But yeah, alcoholism is usually a slow painful death.
 
Are we locking the thread until confirmation? Otherwise we're just gunna continue making group home jokes to deal with something emotionally difficult.
 
If it really does end up being due to the bog witch’s poison seeds, that’s some cold blooded sinister evil over petty shit. The investigation is going to be a nightmare too, I have little to no hope with the legal system so there’s a decent chance that she’ll get away with it.
 
Jex said:
If it really does end up being due to the bog witch’s poison seeds, that’s some cold blooded sinister evil over petty shit. The investigation is going to be a nightmare too, I have little to no hope with the legal system so there’s a decent chance that she’ll get away with it.
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last time she was there she filmed him putting a fucking shotgun in his mouth
She wanted that footage
 
I didn't follow Cobes very much, but last night I heard mention that he had a heat attack or something, i really can't believe he's dead. He's one of the innocent lolcows, he was just a weird guy. Why couldn't it have been a tranny or someone who was actually bad. Rip King Cobra JFS, I hope you're hanging out with Ozzy right now.
 
'Ole Dente said:
Are we locking the thread until confirmation?
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By "not moving," I presume we're talking about moving to the Lolcows of History section, not thread locking.

There's no harm in reminiscing about our favourite gothic bad boy rockstar cowboy from hell who smells good and can scream like Dani Filth.
 
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