🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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C. G. B. Spender said:
You mean vaporized potatoes, cooked to perfection in a grease fire that made Clint intervene and buy his boy that electric stove?
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No, I mean he tried to make fries by boiling potatoes in water. I believe he ended up with the cope of calling it “stew”. This was before he learned about frying in oil as far as I know.
 
girldaniel said:
I don't think Josh will die soon necessarily, I feel like his ODD and extreme tolerance to rancid conditions/food/drink will help keep him afloat but I do think we are in for some kind of medical emergency in the near distant future. I don't know how/if he can go up from here. It makes me sad too. TMDNWU
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Yep. Here we go. He needs to see a fucking doctor, regardless if its just some tummy bug or false alarm. With all the rot happening in his body right now, he needs medical attention. Come get your son Clunt
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
No, I mean he tried to make fries by boiling potatoes in water. I believe he ended up with the cope of calling it “stew”. This was before he learned about frying in oil as far as I know.
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I remember that, it was because in his mind cooking potatoes = fries, and boiling = cooking. Same as the train of thought where dairy = protein therefore fish = dairy. Or fart = air, and breathing in = sucking up air therefore breathing = no fart cloud. The boy operates on his own system of logic. If Josh's mind were in a 150 IQ brain he'd probably be making breakthroughs in quantum physics or whatever.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
Its the boglim evolution, literally figuring it out like a caveman by trial and error.
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What makes it so bad is he was working at Wendy’s at the time, so he had to have seen fries being made but just didn’t know the particulars of it. He said something like “I can’t wait for them to be golden brown and delicious.” as they’re being boiled. I fucking died.
 
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MFW when my retard son I've been enabling for years needs medical attention, literally rotting in real time, but I have an INTIMACY CHOREOGRAPHY appointment at noon
 
Clint can’t do right for wrong at this point. His choices are either having a living son that hates him, or a dying son that is open to some level of communication with him. Whichever way he goes, there’s a negative outcome. He’s tried to enable Josh’s positive interests, while tolerating everything else in the hope it won’t cause some ODD backlash.

“Hey Josh, you need to take a shower and I forbid you from drinking that toilet wine and ordering another door dash this week.”

And then what? Cobes cuts him off for six months and livestreams himself eating chilli cheese ice cream in retaliation.
 
DrNow said:
Clint can’t do right for wrong at this point. His choices are either having a living son that hates him, or a dying son that is open to some level of communication with him.
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Clint could lean into him since he's his landlord to force him to slow down on the drinking but Cobes would probably just drink off camera and lie about his consumption. Also if the argument got bad enough I don't think he'd hesitate to start couch surfing. The bottle always wins. I'm afraid there's no good solution for Clint.
 
DrNow said:
His choices are either having a living son that hates him, or a dying son that is open to some level of communication with him
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It's too much to ask of one man, for all intents and purposes i think he gave his best up until when Josh was 18, after that Josh thought he was his own man. And, to be fair, his ODD was what made him more independent in the beginning, if Cobra wasn't so against doing what people told him to do, he wold never have moved out of his dad's house when he was in his 20's, gone to Job Corp or worked at Wendy's.
 
BoglimsRazor said:
Is this the end times of the boglim? Sounds like he's hurting all over. Organ failure coming in nicely toobs?
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So anyone else volunteering to donate their kidneys to this young stud with his entire life ahead of him?
pooterino said:
Jesus. Looks like our Boglord fell facefirst into a beehive of mutant honeybees with 50% bee genes, 50% catfish genes, 50% frog genes, and 1% wizened-old-chinese-man genetics.

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TWU
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You're just jealous of a healthy, vibrant young man.
AnOminous said:
They generally won't give a liver to an alcoholic.
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I know a guy in China who has plenty of livers in stock, just need to crowdfund for it.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
Clint could lean into him since he's his landlord to force him to slow down on the drinking but Cobes would probably just drink off camera and lie about his consumption. Also if the argument got bad enough I don't think he'd hesitate to start couch surfing. The bottle always wins. I'm afraid there's no good solution for Clint.
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It's insane, i have been in this same conversation before, basically crowdsourcing solutions to get the BOY to make better decisions in life, and 99 out 100 times people always arrive at the same conclusion: you can't help Josh, he doesn't even think people really wanna help him, he believes it's just his trolls fucking with him.

At this point we're gonna need some judge a-logging Cobra to unlawfully force him to go to AA, lmao.
 
Nigger Cattle said:
It's insane, i have been in this same conversation before, basically crowdsourcing solutions to get the BOY to make better decisions in life, and 99 out 100 times people always arrive at the same conclusion: you can't help Josh, he doesn't even think people really wanna help him, he believes it's just his trolls fucking with him.

At this point we're gonna need some judge a-logging Cobra to unlawfully force him to go to AA, lmao.
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yea the thing is with alcoholism you kind of need to have a life to hit rock bottom. A job, relationship, etc. You always eventually fuck those up if you're alcohol dependent, but when every day is groundhog day who's going to care that you're tossing back everclear and nikolai vodka all the day long? He's never going to have that wake up call.

The only thing that ever gave him a wakeup call is acting up at family functions but those are fewer and farther between now adays, and he always eventually forgets the embarrassment. He'll need to literally assault clint to realize its gotten bad.
 
Candover said:
Not sure what Josh would even do at this point if he has something life-threatening. He doesn’t have Medicaid anymore so he can’t afford to call an ambulance, visit an ER, and probably even Urgent Care is out of the question. He’d end up with massive medical bills like Darf had, but with no way to meet payments and have his PayPal account frozen.

The time to get his issues resolved was when he still qualified for Medicaid, but it’s too late now.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, as I am not a resident of the United States of America, but surely there's some kind of system that catches and helps people who are homeless or are like Josh, unable to properly pay for medical assistance? Or do hospitals and medical professionals literally let people rot or die in the street even if they have a severe medical emergency?
I don't mean like "oh the state of Wyoming will take Cobra's case up to revision, put him in a group home and force medical aid upon him" but more like "doctors can't ignore their oath to heal people in desperate need of medical attention because their bodies are literally rotting from within".
can you tell I'm a naive, blue eyed northern european??
 
DrNow said:
Clint can’t do right for wrong at this point.
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he should try sending inappropriate messages to Alicia again, then pretending she has died so Cobra would never see it.

If she is not up for it, he can try to message the many young women he has on his friends lists. I would say man, but he seems to rarely make connections with them, only young women he is likely "teaching". He really is a male feminist.
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
What makes it so bad is he was working at Wendy’s at the time, so he had to have seen fries being made but just didn’t know the particulars of it. He said something like “I can’t wait for them to be golden brown and delicious.” as they’re being boiled. I fucking died.
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Does that clip still exist?
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
What makes it so bad is he was working at Wendy’s at the time, so he had to have seen fries being made but just didn’t know the particulars of it. He said something like “I can’t wait for them to be golden brown and delicious.” as they’re being boiled. I fucking died.
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Is it possible he saw a vat of liquid that appeared to “boil” when the fry basket was dropped in and he has no idea it was oil and not water?
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, as I am not a resident of the United States of America, but surely there's some kind of system that catches and helps people who are homeless or are like Josh, unable to properly pay for medical assistance? Or do hospitals and medical professionals literally let people rot or die in the street even if they have a severe medical emergency?
I don't mean like "oh the state of Wyoming will take Cobra's case up to revision, put him in a group home and force medical aid upon him" but more like "doctors can't ignore their oath to heal people in desperate need of medical attention because their bodies are literally rotting from within".
can you tell I'm a naive, blue eyed northern european??
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Emergency rooms treat whoever rolls in and then send a bill after the fact. Often the homeless avail themselves of these services with no ability to pay. It's part of the reason why healthcare is so expensive for Americans who actually do pay for it (either with the help of insurance or out of pocket) - they have to make up for all of the bums who can't pay.

But the patient still has to be the one to seek out care. There aren't going to be paramedics breaking down the door of the trailer just because a weird guy on the Internet said he had a tummyache.

That is to say, if Cobes would get himself to a hospital (get someone to drive him there or even call an ambulance), he could receive treatment for at least the most urgent issues. He wouldn't be able to pay the resulting bills (but he certainly wouldn't be alone there). The bigger issue would have to do with whether he could keep up with any aftercare - things like taking medication or making lifestyle changes.
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Do you remember the spice Cobra invented, "saltger"? He actually used to make baggies of salt and sugar mixed together and used it to season his food. Cobra used to be so entertaining, just a hapless little gothic weirdo off in his own world. I hate seeing just how much he's decayed.
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Another staple of Boglimese cuisine right up there with bacon grease and Little Caesars garlic butter.
 
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