🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Ozzy Shirt plus Nightmare Before Christmas plus boot fit goes crazy
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Jobama said:
His facial hair gives the illusion of a jawline and the thumbnail cropped the top of his gourd head so he actually looks like a normal person.
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The dog collar is also hidden so it looks like a normal chain, and of course hiding his other eye so you don't see him looking in two directions at once. As well not showing his tatts and rings or what hes wearing,and most importantly you can't hear him talk. So if you take everything that makes Josh, Josh the KingCobra rockstar villian away he seems normal.
 
Imagine being a semi-normal guy—just your average dude with a few issues, a job, and a ridiculously cute girlfriend—only to end up tangled in the circus that is Josh Saunders and Jessica Boyle. And now, instead of being remembered for any of that, your legacy is: "the guy who sucked or tried sucking on jessica's herpes infected titties."

He will hardly be a "blip" in the, Gothic King Cobra saga. Truly, a cautionary tale for the ages.

May sky God, protect us all from evil.
 
Negev said:
It's pretty impressive how much he hates alcohol despite drinking it every day for several years. Crazy how much he will go through to be what he thinks is goth.
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He prefers sweeter alcohol. Like that peach Busch crap he drinks a lot. The problem with the harder stuff is that his mixing ratios are the things of mongoloids. A "splash" in the Cobra world is like 5+ ounces of 80+ proof booze. Combine that with the large sips he takes and his complete inability to mix anything...ever, and he ends up taking massive gulps of mostly hard liquor. That would make the most seasoned boozehounds at least wince.

The harder alcohol could also be acting as an antiseptic disinfecting his mouth, burning him immensely.
 
Retarded Gangstalker said:
"I did something with my life"

Yeah you have a 2500 page Kiwi Farms thread
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2500 pages on the farms, 2 former subreddits, 100k YouTube subscribers, a highly regarded music career, one successful wand business and a sick kick ass single wide from papa Clint. What have you done with your life, trole?
 
ThatCobroBoy2000 said:
Imagine being a semi-normal guy—just your average dude with a few issues, a job, and a ridiculously cute girlfriend—only to end up tangled in the circus that is Josh Saunders and Jessica Boyle. And now, instead of being remembered for any of that, your legacy is: "the guy who sucked or tried sucking on jessica's herpes infected titties."

He will hardly be a "blip" in the, Gothic King Cobra saga. Truly, a cautionary tale for the ages.

May sky God, protect us all from evil.
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Just because a girl seems easy at the time doesn't mean there won't be consequences. It's crazy to think Aaron might still be with us today if he hadn't tried to suck on NAL's knee knockers. A slim chance, but one nevertheless.
 
ThatCobroBoy2000 said:
Imagine being a semi-normal guy—just your average dude with a few issues, a job, and a ridiculously cute girlfriend—only to end up tangled in the circus that is Josh Saunders and Jessica Boyle. And now, instead of being remembered for any of that, your legacy is: "the guy who sucked or tried sucking on jessica's herpes infected titties."

He will hardly be a "blip" in the, Gothic King Cobra saga. Truly, a cautionary tale for the ages.

May sky God, protect us all from evil.
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In a way the monkey paw curled and Aaron got what he originally wanted. Let's not forget that Aaron introduced himself to the Cobraverse by making a clout chasing post on the Reddit revealing that he lives in the same complex as Josh and that he was going to try to befriend him in order to get information on Josh for the Reddit. It wasn't until the Reddit page turned on him, once they found out he was a "nazi", did he start claiming to be Josh's friend. Aaron was on there oversharing information about himself and the glass tappers used it as ammunition against him. Who could have guessed that it would be years later and cost his life for him to get the clout he was so desperately chasing.
 
So did he watch that whole bitesize documentary or is he just coping about his bully's mom dying from people texting him over it?
 
Fortyone said:
So did he watch that whole bitesize documentary or is he just coping about his bully's mom dying from people texting him over it?
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He doesn’t watch anyone’s videos about him, but he knows about Bitesize because he saw the first video he ever posted and hates him for it. Bitesize actually talks about it in his latest documentary episode. Like someone else mentioned he also talked about the Carl incident so that’s likely why weens were blowing up his phone about it.

 
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