🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ASeabear8952 said:
Hey, if a fucking banana taped to a wall can be displayed in a museum and be considered art, why can’t these?
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If it was intended as art, and it makes you feel something: it's art.

Speaking of thumbnails, I looked over, saw this, and thought my husband was looking at a forbidden, ancient cobra video.
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Slim Boglim said:
Cobes and sake reminds me of this absolute banger from walnut grove

One of the best ever. Kills me everytime

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Latest thumbnail is pure cinema
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Every time I see a thumbnail of him like this, idk what it is with his hair but he reminds me of like a samurai and Im also reminded of that cobra katana someone posted about a while back and how much he needs that. The thumbnail is equal parts Rembrandt or Caravaggio (with the lighting) and Yojimbo.

The wandering goth samurai bows before a foreign lord. For sake and some gold he knows for whom the gothic belltower tolls.
Then hed turn around and knock something over with his katana and itd be 'oh gawd damiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!'
 
This is the most low down and pathetic thing I've ever seen from KingCobraJFS. He sat there drunk out of his mind and ranted about this guy Carl that he bullied in High School, said his full name multiple times and even used the excuse that "my trolls would hate Carl too."

Well Josh that isn't true because we wouldn't have known Carl. Carl was in Special Education. Only special ed kids knew the special ed kids.

"Everybody wants to live my life"
"I'm a famous fucking youtuber"
"I'm better than that"

No Josh you're a retard.

"I did something with my life"

Yeah you have a 2500 page Kiwi Farms thread
 
Retarded Gangstalker said:
This is the most low down and pathetic thing I've ever seen from KingCobraJFS. He sat there drunk out of his mind and ranted about this guy Carl that he bullied in High School, said his full name multiple times and even used the excuse that "my trolls would hate Carl too."

Well Josh that isn't true because we wouldn't have known Carl. Carl was in Special Education. Only special ed kids knew the special ed kids.

"Everybody wants to live my life"
"I'm a famous fucking youtuber"
"I'm better than that"

No Josh you're a retard.

"I did something with my life"

Yeah you have a 2500 page Kiwi Farms thread
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he made himself so angry thinking about people that he knew 20 years ago that he forgot about the drink combo. of course he would resort to bragging with whatever fame he has if he got that mad. can you imagine what he would do if he had no way to cope?
 
Only reason why he’s talking about Carl is because the bitesize video that came out covered it so all the newfags and a-logs are texting him about it
 
BlastMonk said:
16:20: Look of absolute disgust
16:27: Tried to hold his desire to gag and fails
16:29: 'Thats good Jack'
16:33: Loud gagging noise that sounds like he's going to munt
:story: He's the king of unintentional comedic timing
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It's pretty impressive how much he hates alcohol despite drinking it every day for several years. Crazy how much he will go through to be what he thinks is goth.
 
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