🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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DoctorDogwater said:
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I've never had mead but this seems like maybe it could work? I'm excited to see his review.
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CEO of Chairbugs has made and tried a couple of Cobe's mead recipes, including the cookie monster mead. He said they were definitely slightly alcoholic, just disgusting.
As for the skittles mead, it will definitely "work" but the preservatives from the energy drinks will slow it down a lot and we both know he won't leave it alone long enough for it to ferment past 5%.
 
I, for one, like the trailer. I like the intimacy of his new "studio" and that new white paint is going to show the decay of that place really well. I hope he decorates with similarly goofy posters to his old place. Gotta get rid of that lizard tank though that's bad vibes.
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
Door dash is going to be more expensive since he loves farther out now.
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Dashmart (DoorDash’s grocery/convenience store), has really marked up items compared to standard grocery stores. It does actually carry harder to find or more luxury brands too, but if you’re purely using it to grocery shop, you’re not going to be able to budget well (the fresh produce is probably the most egregious as far as price increases go). Him using it as his primary way of grocery shopping is how you stay broke. Though, Cobes has such awful spending habits that even if he did earn $80K per year, his living conditions wouldn’t really improve.

Part three of the dank food adventure starts out with it looking like puke:
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fuckthepopulation said:
Pretty soon Cobes will have to start using one of those motorized buggies they have in Walmart to get around his trailer
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Josh filling Mobility Mary's too tight boots would be entertaining.
Drunken mobility Cobra, sick of his batteries running out. Sick of his asperger driving into ditch. Just sick of it.
 
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Despite this looking awful, I can kind of see what he was trying to attempt.

It’s possible to make mashed potatoes, put a bit of flavor in them (like freshly cooked and chopped bacon, chives, butter, etc.), then top it with cheese and a breadcrumb topping that’s cooked in the oven. That actually sounds good, but this method is just the worst way possible to make mashed potatoes.
 
I couldn't get the Cobratron website looking good, or even passable, because I fucking suck at web design. I hate frontend dev work more than I hate sickos, but I digress. I've named the Cobratron's TTS woman Wendy and I've set her up on a phone line. I still need to get the deep transcript search tool set up and working correctly with this but then I'll at least have something to publish. Right now she can answer basic questions about Cobra but the transcript search will really take it up a notch.

How did I do?
 
quagmoon said:
Any ideas on what hes on?
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Lots of retards like to claim he's on pills. When he talks in slow motion heavily slurring, he's on booze + delta8/9/some THC edibles.
Here's a perfect example;

When he talks with an incredibly deep voice for 30/40 seconds with his camera turned off in random retards "panels", he's doing duster. This video sounded like he was just very drunk.
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
Door dash is going to be more expensive since he moved farther out now.
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I thought he was closer since he's not far from Clint. The Conquistador was on the other end of town.

Blue Miaplacidus said:
Lots of retards like to claim he's on pills. When he talks in slow motion heavily slurring, he's on booze + delta8/9/some THC edibles.
Here's a perfect example;
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I thought maybe kratom too, he's done that before. Nothing really illegal though.
 
JambledUpWords said:
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Despite this looking awful, I can kind of see what he was trying to attempt.

It’s possible to make mashed potatoes, put a bit of flavor in them (like freshly cooked and chopped bacon, chives, butter, etc.), then top it with cheese and a breadcrumb topping that’s cooked in the oven. That actually sounds good, but this method is just the worst way possible to make mashed potatoes.
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As expected, he delivered. You don't have to be Chef Gordon Ramsey to do this shit toobz. He literally couldn't be fucked to do it from scratch. MASHEDERTATERS.
 
Grape Garden said:
As expected, he delivered. You don't have to be Chef Gordon Ramsey to do this shit toobz. He literally couldn't be fucked to do it from scratch. MASHEDERTATERS.
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I’d like to see him try to make them from scratch and have to cut potatoes. From his cooking vids, he seems to avoid any recipes that involve a chef’s knife and a cutting board. You’d think his wannabe goth persona would be into using lots of knives when cooking, but he just avoids it, unless it’s a butter knife to scoop out a condiment.
 
ForTheHoard said:
I'm not sure if it got mentioned yet but me, @Osama Bin Laden and @Shiverpeaks are working on a thread over in prospering grounds for the retarded girl that recently did a Boglim food review and may/may not be trying to be the new Bog Queen.


There's also a small possibility that someone is pretending to be Cobes and contacting her for some kind of gayop. There's still a lot of unknowns.
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Wish they'd all just leave Cobra the F alone already. I only want to see four things in a KingCobraJFS video:

1. Booze and ranting
2. Homeboys/ride bike
3. Food hacks
4. Shon
 
JambledUpWords said:
Leave it to Cobes to take something as simple as instant mashed potatoes, and make it unnecessarily complicated. He could’ve made himself real mashed potatoes with garlic and actual bacon for cheaper. Also, cooking mashed potatoes in beer is a food crime, but Cobes has squalid enough living conditions that it’s punishment in itself.

It looks like cat food:
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looks like bread
 
grand larsony said:
I couldn't get the Cobratron website looking good, or even passable, because I fucking suck at web design. I hate frontend dev work more than I hate sickos, but I digress.
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Just go ask the ChatGPT robot to make you a CSS template, it's really good at just drumming up default shit.
 
grand larsony said:
I couldn't get the Cobratron website looking good, or even passable, because I fucking suck at web design. I hate frontend dev work more than I hate sickos, but I digress. I've named the Cobratron's TTS woman Wendy and I've set her up on a phone line. I still need to get the deep transcript search tool set up and working correctly with this but then I'll at least have something to publish. Right now she can answer basic questions about Cobra but the transcript search will really take it up a notch.
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How did I do?
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TTS Slander. He's a gothic bad boy rockstar, youtuber, mgtow feminist, 80% British 30% scottish, sicko hunting troll slayer
 
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