🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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That’s one gothic gut comin in nicely if I do say so myself
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Omg, look at him tidying as he went.
Guys, the reverse psychology is working.
Better not sanitize the countertop after your bogcookery, BOY!
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Pull up! Pull up!
Yeah that can start packing on a guy scary fast when it starts packing. And I have hard time imagining him staying consistent to lose weight for more than a day.
I actually think he has good genetics*, but he is just too much of sloth and hedonist.
*what comes to genetic limits for skeletal muscles, dude lost that lottery in so many other areas though.
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The calories are a little harder to figure out since I don't know how much he exactly uses, unless he uses the whole pack, but;
- Whole Pack of Idahoan Instant Mash: 110cal per serving, 8 per container; 880cal
- Whole Jar of Baycun Beeyitz: 25cal per serving, 11 per container; 275cal
- About 2 Forkfuls Country Crock: 50cal per serving, 30 per container, serving size 1Tbsp; 100cal
- Maybe 1/4 Bottle? Lukraine Milk: 160cal per serving, 8 per contrainer; 320cal
- Maybe 1/4 Bottle? Daisy Sour Cream: 60cal per serving, 13 per container: 195cal
- Maybe 1/3 Bottle? (loves his ranch) Bacon Ranch: 120cal per serving, 16 per container: 640cal
- Whole Wedge D&W Cheese: 100cal per serving, 8 per container; 800cal
- Whole Jar of Brown Gravy: 25cal per serving, 6 per container: 150cal
- Maybe 1/4 Bag? Lukraine Cheddar: 110cal per serving, 8 per container; 220cal
- Maybe 1/3 Bag? Lays Cheddar Chips: 160cal per serving, 8 per container; 427cal
- Maybe 1/3 Bag? Cheetos Jalapeno Chips: 160cal per serving, 9 per container; 480cal
- Bottle of Guiness: 125cal
Total Calories: 4612cal
Huge margin of error of course but that's my best estimation, I was being conservative with the amounts too and didn't include seasonings.
- Whole Pack of Idahoan Instant Mash: 110cal per serving, 8 per container; 880cal
- Whole Jar of Baycun Beeyitz: 25cal per serving, 11 per container; 275cal
- About 2 Forkfuls Country Crock: 50cal per serving, 30 per container, serving size 1Tbsp; 100cal
- Maybe 1/4 Bottle? Lukraine Milk: 160cal per serving, 8 per contrainer; 320cal
- Maybe 1/4 Bottle? Daisy Sour Cream: 60cal per serving, 13 per container: 195cal
- Maybe 1/3 Bottle? (loves his ranch) Bacon Ranch: 120cal per serving, 16 per container: 640cal
- Whole Wedge D&W Cheese: 100cal per serving, 8 per container; 800cal
- Whole Jar of Brown Gravy: 25cal per serving, 6 per container: 150cal
- Maybe 1/4 Bag? Lukraine Cheddar: 110cal per serving, 8 per container; 220cal
- Maybe 1/3 Bag? Lays Cheddar Chips: 160cal per serving, 8 per container; 427cal
- Maybe 1/3 Bag? Cheetos Jalapeno Chips: 160cal per serving, 9 per container; 480cal
- Bottle of Guiness: 125cal
Total Calories: 4612cal
Huge margin of error of course but that's my best estimation, I was being conservative with the amounts too and didn't include seasonings.
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I just started following so I have no idea. I know he's tried but I don't know the results of his past experiments.
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Definitely he does, must get get it from Clint who is in great shape. Cobes performs little to no physical exertion in his Groundhog Day of a life yet his arm size has always been respectable without being chubby (which will change if he keeps up his instant mashed potatoes and the like but that's a whole other story). Now look at someone like Teddy Feaser; you could smoke them little arms.
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Had to google ozempic price usa. 1000$ month supply is first answer.
If that comes on priority list before dental reconstruction... may he die of that Ozempic I say.
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We went from the $59 soup to $66 mashed potatoes.$66 mash taters (including doordash costs, exluding pork king seasoning, $9 on Amazon)
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Seems like he's on a little bit more than alcohol in this one. Wonder if he was drinking kratom too.It is truly sad how alcohol destroys people
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To be fair to the BOY, seasonings aren't single use$66 mash taters (including doordash costs, exluding pork king seasoning, $9 on Amazon)
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Maldron the Assassin
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Sodium: Yes.
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Pretty soon Cobes will have to start using one of those motorized buggies they have in Walmart to get around his trailer
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JFC, just saw the mashed potatoes. Never seen him this messed up but im a cobra newfag so idk much. Any ideas on what hes on? Some people on youtube are saying pills or duster or alcohol. Personally I think its just alcohol. Duster lasts pretty short afaik and his impairment doesnt seem to change throughout the video. And josh is too retarded to be able to source pills (but once again, im a newfag, i dont know his wizard powers)
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Leave it to Cobes to take something as simple as instant mashed potatoes, and make it unnecessarily complicated. He could’ve made himself real mashed potatoes with garlic and actual bacon for cheaper. Also, cooking mashed potatoes in beer is a food crime, but Cobes has squalid enough living conditions that it’s punishment in itself.
It looks like cat food:
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Door dash is going to be more expensive since he moved farther out now.
When you’re a proctologist and your patient is having diarrhea