Is the liver Janice because he's mispronouncing jaundice?
I love the bad ending.
Turns out my liver is just a yootoob trol.
Could there be a more Josh statement? As years go by he blames more and more things on "trols".
They've gotten him fired, twice. Evicted, twice. They've scared off every girl he likes, since the 4th grade. They've gotten him banned from most bars in town, and Albertson's. They've made it impossible for him to brush his teeth, never do what trols want. Couldn't go to the dentist, trols lost Puff. One of these days Clint may die, trols must pay for that.
"Are the "trolls" in the room with us now Josh?"
I never even made my family call me KINGcobra. They were just intimidated by my yootoob success. I'm a celerity. With a 6 celery figure. I have a Harlem of fangirls wanting to fuck me.
"Do the trolls tell you to hurt yourself, Josh?"
Fuck the trols! I go live when I want! BOY! I don't have to brush my teeth, it's a personal choice! I'm too smort for therapizing. I rule their sad pathetic lives! Social media doesn't give a shit! I'm miserable.