🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The corgi legs photo is one of my favourite, but I think it's an optical illusion:
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His t-shirt riding down gives the illusion that his hips are lower and he has corgi legs, but the hips are higher. I have otherwise not edited this photo in any way.
 
The first apartment tour from back at his old place gives a pretty good idea of Josh's stature. If I had to just guess off the top of my head I'd put him at around 5'11". Judge for yourself here:
 
The corgi legs photo is one of my favourite, but I think it's an optical illusion:
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His t-shirt riding down gives the illusion that his hips are lower and he has corgi legs, but the hips are higher. I have otherwise not edited this photo in any way.
You all pay attention to his legs but I can't stop looking at how ridiculous that helmet looks on his gourd.
 
You all pay attention to his legs but I can't stop looking at how ridiculous that helmet looks on his gourd.
It's great. I go back and forth on if he's even wearing it backwards or forwards lmao
 
When did the transition happen? When did he truly become a boglim. Is there a point in time that we can mark as the beginning of Bogification? Is there a video or live stream that we can say “yep, that’s when he first bogged and it was downhill from there”
I think it’s when he transitioned from wearing bandanas to Stupid Fucking Hats (tm). There was a cognitive shift that started around that time, and it coincided with an uptick in spray painting indoors and whatnot.

Moving to the Conquistador just allowed it to fester and progress at a much more rapid rate. Once he started subsisting off DoorDash and Homemom Tanis Growshrees, it was all over.
 
That reminds me, spray painting indoors will return if he's in a trailer, but he'd have to make a wand if that's the case I guess.
 
He looked pretty big in the recent photo with the Reddit ween. I mean, that Redditor was a wee lad, but Cobes is clearly a fairly big guy. And getting bigger, horizontally at least.
 
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