🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[DiggieSmalls]

Mr. CCS has branched off and made his own sub which will no doubt soon be populated by the same two or three lunatics with 20+ sock puppets all schitzo jerking one another like the boglim. Look forward to more incomprehensible rambling, a-log ween operations, and seething about “white knights” from the usual suspects with no lives. The description is so retarded and over the top I feel like it could be tongue in cheek trolling to poke fun at cobra a-logs but who knows maybe he really is that retarded unironically

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this dude really needs some real problems, something to do or both. But i look at this guy and think "Here's a guy with time".

 

[ded flower]

does provide Clint a good excuse. I'd not have wagered it.

Does government subsidized housing prevent him from buying? Like, theoretically, if you have $1000/mo in housing subsidies, there's quite a bit of property

Housing subsidies & Subsidized housing are distinctly different:
• Ownership = Deductions = "subsidies"
~Program participants are allowed NO claims or ownership (including inheritance)
• Sec#8, et al., is based on (+ Fair) market rent & has limits on rental allowances, ie;
Single, 5 kids of various ages & genders
= Up To 5bdrm w/$3500 monthly max
= min 3bdrm w/$2800 max allowance
Single person = 1 bdrm / $1300 /mo
~of which, 30% from tenant
= govt/$910 jfs/$390 + utilities

To create a closed loop you need to know his maximum housing allowance (+utility allowances, if any) & make sure the total mortgage amt (PITI) remains below his maximum allowance.
Dare I say, well nigh Impossible.
Interest rates are up. Taxes Always increase. Insurance isn't static & if the agent, on annual rounds photographs a messy exterior, you may see increased rates due to "filth factor"
Additionally, land doesn't always come with amenities. You'll need to consider the costs of a water main & plumbing/Septic and electrification
If his allowance covers the monthly mortgage amt, set-asides from crowd funding could cover the yrly taxes, ins, etc (+ Maintenance)
As a (c)(4) entity, donations will be exempt as will income, it won't exist. The tax status of the land could be beneficial.

IF. IF Cobes is on Sec.#8.
> your best bet would be to know how much rent Cobes can afford on his income (currently pays) & use that as your baseline to decide on a purchase amt & rental agreement.

+(this info is based on actual sec8 participation w/a generalized rental amt, results Will vary, lists may be closed or 10-15yr long, consider yourself lucky if you are near the top of the list in your area, many applicants die b4 obtaining affordable housing)

 

[Slim Boglim]

You guys remember when white knighting meant defending a girl online in order to get some pussy and not defending a gross man from being falsely accused of pedophilia? I do.

It’s so funny to see them get so upset over a take as mild as “People shouldn’t try to ruin this man’s life, cause him any harm, or otherwise meddle in his affairs”.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This is such a learning experience. I had no idea how heavily the government incentivized owning nothing.

A long time ago, when I was a very poor young adult, I looked into food stamps, and your chances of getting on EBT at the time went down if you owned a car. The form to apply for EBT very specifically asked if you owned a car and how much it was worth (the second part is a fair enough point, though). I never actually did get on any welfare, but that was something that stood out to me and I found interesting.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

The oil has congealed and the food has cooled enough for Cobra's rotten chompers to work the bun

The Yak Bratwurst from the sicko store is being consumed by the gothic cowboy

trying it.mp4

Jeffree Stars cum dog lookin exquisid youtoob

get you some

 

[Twinkie]

So first of all, no-one eligible for section 8 would be approved for a mortgage, but even if they did the equity built up would quickly disqualify them from receiving the housing money at all because their assets would exceed the maximum amount.

This is incorrect. People on assistance are allowed to exempt from their total assets the value (equity) of one property so long as it is just the one, and they have to also live on it.

 

[Onion Leeks]

This is such a learning experience. I had no idea how heavily the government incentivized owning nothing.

I cannot tell you what a massive mistake it is to get involved with Cobra expecting anything but disaster to follow.
I genuinely hope you follow through and pozload my neghole

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Sam hyde should buy up some property in Casper and set up 24/7 live stream under the condition that Cobes gets a cut and he doesn't have to worry about when he feels like going live with guaranteed housing and income.

But then he'll have to also deal with Sam setting up random encounters with other cows/fish tank spergs.

Win/win for everyone.

I wonder if there's any clocktower dream houses on the market.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

If someone sexts a cow and helps them jerk off they really played themselves. I’ll never understand the “we had pages and pages of sexts and I made you nut multiple times but lol got you”. Like at the end of the day you are getting that dude off.

They actually just get butthurt because what started as a troll became true love, and chad lolcow discards them. It's the "I was only pretending to be retarded." But instead it's catching feelings.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Jeffree Stars cum dog lookin exquisid youtoob
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The Toothpick of Decadence, when the goyslop is so goyslopped up it buckles under its own weight. TMDWU

 

[Hennimore]

Spoiler: KEK

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I'm convinced this is the same guy we ran out of the thread earlier in the week. He seems way too upset about the Farms for him to not have been bullied by us at some point.

 

[grand larsony]

I'm convinced this is the same guy we ran out of the thread earlier in the week. He seems way too upset about the Farms for him to not have been bullied by us at some point.

/r/the_boglim is overflowing with people seething about KF. I wouldn't be surprised if the loop is /r/kingcobrajfs where they hear about KF being evil mean cyberbullies and hackers, then here where they get run off for being alog freaks, then /r/the_boglim when they read about it in this thread

 

[semitooth]

i wonder what Josh has done with all the "fangirl panties" and misc "fangirl" stuff he got in care packages over the years. i wonder how Jessica would react if she found a drawer stuffed with all of it. no way cobra has the foresight to get rid of it...

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

The CasperCobraStompers douche definitely has a skull shifter on his dodge neon project car

The writing style on the subreddit description screams weak opsec to me.

 

[fukkit]

Jeffree Stars cum dog lookin exquisid youtoob
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aged to perfection

 

[Slim Boglim]

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His tendency to overstuff things and just hold them together by toothpicks is so funny to me. The boys playing Russian roulette you just know one of these days he’s gonna miss one, chomp into a food hack, and get a gothic toothpick stabbed into the roof of his mouth. Especially since he eats like an insect and just chews while cramming food into his mouth

 

[Agares]

It’s so funny to see them get so upset over a take as mild as “People shouldn’t try to ruin this man’s life, cause him any harm, or otherwise meddle in his affairs”.

So many comments like this were getting downvoted on the subreddit today. We really kicked the Alog hornets.

 

[Punished Brent]

They can throw whatever they want at my boy but he is gonna be fine. He is gonna keep streaming and his girl is gonna touch him tenderly.
This is just a temporary setback for this alpha male

 

[grand larsony]

I've been trying to dox this guy for a while, he really has it in for Cobes and needs to BTFO. @Osama Bin Laden wanna team up?

If it'll help, here are some possible alt accounts.

I searched my db for instances of " ," and " .." both of which are weird, distinctive ways of writing punctuation (space before the punctuation mark, if it doesn't show up clear in your font) that CasperCobraStompers uses.
The user who shows up the most in both instances, aleeshatheroadie, has since deleted their account. So I've attached my archive of comments from him. If there's any other accounts you need archives for let me know. This is autistic as hell but I'm for it. Total alog death

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

One of the things they love to do is claim Josh has SSDI which pays much, much better then what he actually has which is SSI. SSDI you have to pay into over years and years of working to claim. Josh does not qualify for it. SSI which he actually has tops out in Wyoming at a very meager $943 a month. He likely isn't even getting that much. The average is closer to 550.

Since Josh lives alone, he should be getting the full $943. Lesser amounts are when you live with other people, they're paying for expenses, etc...