KF Guide to Woke Games

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You can select your pronouns and type of prosthesis in Forza Horizon 6, in French there is no neutral pronoun. "iel" doesn't exist. The prosthetics shit is the dumbest shit they have added to any racing game ever. No one missing 1 or both arms/legs is going to be a high octane racer, it's just not happening. The best you can hope for is missing one leg, but good fucking luck having just one arm and being a competitive racer.

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Hermiöne Granger said:
The prosthetics shit is the dumbest shit they've ever added to any racing game ever. I'm sorry but there's a point where you can't suspend belief before it's just wildly not possible. No one missing 1 or both arms/legs is going to be a high octane racer, it's just not happening. The best you can hope for is missing one leg, but good fucking luck having just one arm and being a competitive racer.
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Oh no, not prosthetics. Clearly the left has gone too far.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
You can select your pronouns and type of prosthesis in Forza Horizon 6, in French there is no neutral pronoun. "iel" doesn't exist. The prosthetics shit is the dumbest shit they have added to any racing game ever. No one missing 1 or both arms/legs is going to be a high octane racer, it's just not happening. The best you can hope for is missing one leg, but good fucking luck having just one arm and being a competitive racer.

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I guess vitiligo is no longer enough to get woke points. Should have gone the full yard and have optional wheelchairs for the PC.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
You can select your pronouns and type of prosthesis in Forza Horizon 6, in French there is no neutral pronoun. "iel" doesn't exist. The prosthetics shit is the dumbest shit they have added to any racing game ever. No one missing 1 or both arms/legs is going to be a high octane racer, it's just not happening. The best you can hope for is missing one leg, but good fucking luck having just one arm and being a competitive racer.

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How did this game leak everyone is telling a different story

Wtf is this iel bullshit everything is gendered in French and no one is racing with prosthetics
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
Devolver Digital is working with Anita Sarkeesian, this developer is dead to me.

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It's a shame because Look Outside is pretty good, Serious Sam has always been fun, and their other titles have always been above average.

I'm also glad the hotline miami games came out way before the current zeitgeist.

You can always pirate their shit or buy keys off grey market sites like eneba.com or the others listed at gg.deals.

Another whitepill is if they're this retarded, hopefully they'll double down and alienate everyone resulting in a faster collapse. Most of these people are also non-reproductives so we wont have to deal with any of them in 25-50 years.
 
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Judge Dredd said:
This isn't helped by a lot of gamergate being scrubbed from the internet.
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The bulk of it is still accessible on places like ED. The problem is that their site goes down so many fucking times to where uploaded media doesn't load properly (that's not even counting the YouTube vids that are no longer alive), not to mention their links keep changing everytime they go back up.

Just to prove my point:
half of the images displayed there are broken. Otherwise it's a good starting point, even if it is a satirical site
 
HTTP Error 404 said:
Wuk Lamat is voiced by a tranny (Sena Bryer, pictured above) in English and they had to fix the voice lines in subsequent patches he did such a bad job. And the character is the most insufferable millennial written vapid retard girlboss ever.
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WTF is with that forehead? He looks like a special ed chromosome disaster cosplaying Pauly Shore.

I don't play MMOs but I remember this cat tranny or enby. Whatever it was. Is this one of those fantasy races that suddenly has genderblobs when it never did before?
 
Premium Dog Food said:
Played it way back before the episodic story mode. Game was great. Then it came out to consoles with a massive UI downgrade and the director or community manager Ralph something became a lolcow like figure for a while, especially since the episodic story mode started. Not sure he still works at the studio.
There is nothing woke in the survival mode, iirc. At least there wasn't. Avoid story mode, it's bad, terrible, plagued by questionable design choices and abysmal writing. It took them a decade and the final product is terrible.
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theres still really none in the survival mode theres no fag flags or anything to my knowledge

i also still find it fun but i dont play the story mode so i dont know there
 
Dysnomia said:
WTF is with that forehead? He looks like a special ed chromosome disaster cosplaying Pauly Shore.

I don't play MMOs but I remember this cat tranny or enby. Whatever it was. Is this one of those fantasy races that suddenly has genderblobs when it never did before?
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Yeah. That's a female Hrothgar. They are basically the Ronso from FFX redone in FF14. Male only Hrothgar were added in Shadowbringers, and Female Hrothgar were added in Dawntrail, the expansion in question that ended FF14.


Much like how the Viera were slutty bunnygirls (and bunnyboi twinks added later), the Hrothgar IIRC are based on a specific gay trope in Japan called bora, bala, baka... something like that.

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Fishnumm said:
theres still really none in the survival mode theres no fag flags or anything to my knowledge

i also still find it fun but i dont play the story mode so i dont know there
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If you're talking about The Long Dark... the main story (Wintermute) is woke as hell, I'd put the game down as Medium/Heavy frankly.

HTTP Error 404 said:
Yeah. That's a female Hrothgar. They are basically the Ronso from FFX redone in FF14. Male only Hrothgar were added in Shadowbringers, and Female Hrothgar were added in Dawntrail, the expansion in question that ended FF14.

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Y'know, people were asking for female Hroths in FFXIV ever since Shadowbringers dropped. Talk about a monkey paw situation...
 
Scream Aim Fire said:
Y'know, people were asking for female Hroths in FFXIV ever since Shadowbringers dropped. Talk about a monkey paw situation...
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People were asking for female Hroths, not some pink haired lunatic's OREGIENAL CHARATAR DOUGHUNUT STEEL creation and an entire expansion that boils down to "If Wak isn't on screen the audience should be asking 'where's wak'?"

I do think a major defense of the entire situation was due to the VA being a tranny. It never comes up (unless Wak is trans which would be fucking hilarious, but I don't think so?) but they were fucking RABID in going after anyone who didn't like "Dawntrail: The Wak Lumat Show, Guest Starring the Warrior of Light."

As an aside, I hear in Japanese she's much less insufferable. She's still apparently around too much, but they use writing to show character growth -- she goes from speaking like an idiotic tomboy moron to slowly taking on a more respectful, princess-like tone both in word choices and voice acting as she grows as a character.

But that's well and far beyond what a Tranny VA hired because of his Bluesky feed written by a Ty-d-bowl haired lolcowlizer hired because of her Bluesky feed could impart.
 
HTTP Error 404 said:
People were asking for female Hroths, not some pink haired lunatic's OREGIENAL CHARATAR DOUGHUNUT STEEL creation and an entire expansion that boils down to "If Wak isn't on screen the audience should be asking 'where's wak'?"

I do think a major defense of the entire situation was due to the VA being a tranny. It never comes up (unless Wak is trans which would be fucking hilarious, but I don't think so?) but they were fucking RABID in going after anyone who didn't like "Dawntrail: The Wak Lumat Show, Guest Starring the Warrior of Light."
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Pretty sure the tranny VA bit is their ONLY defense for Wuk; ironically, had they brought up the Japanese VA being better, the Wuk shills wouldn't have looked as retarded.

Fishnumm said:
yeah i get that feeling from it

i've never had any desire to play the main story honestly
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I did; I admit to having been fairly invested in the plot, at least for the first few episodes. I stopped giving a shit after Chapter 4 dropped and blackwashed/girlbossed the hacker chick.
 
Frosted Snowflakes said:
You should see this delusionally pro-woke sperg name Lucky33865278. Claims to be the champion of woke games against gamers that hate shitty woke games as the "anti-woke" and the "alt-right". The sad thing is, he keeps sperging 24/7 like an angry autistic NPC that's just begging to be a lolcow. He also simps for Anita Sarkeesian too.
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funny how many of these games that "sold well" either killed their franchises like ME andromeda, the last of us 2, spider-man 2, alan wake 2 or sold so bad they destroyed the company or at least destroyed any future sales by how shit it was like avowed, mafia 3, dustborn, kingdom come deliverence 2, then there's the companies who have been so poisoned that anything they make now will instantly be hated and shunned by gamers like ubisoft and the dontnod games sell less and less each time.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
You can select your pronouns and type of prosthesis in Forza Horizon 6, in French there is no neutral pronoun. "iel" doesn't exist. The prosthetics shit is the dumbest shit they have added to any racing game ever. No one missing 1 or both arms/legs is going to be a high octane racer, it's just not happening. The best you can hope for is missing one leg, but good fucking luck having just one arm and being a competitive racer.

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Doesn't Star Fox have the main character having two prosthetics legs to improve tolerance to g-forces? Not that it matters that much for racing. Especially as you need all your limbs to change gears and steer in any sort of decent level.
 
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Doesn't Star Fox have the main character having two prosthetics legs to improve tolerance to g-forces? Not that it matters that much for racing. Especially as you need all your limbs to change gears and steer in any sort of decent level.
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Here's a thought - replace everything other than your nervous system and a dick (you clearly need both to drive, which explains women drivers) with prosthetics, and steer with neuralink.
 
Coolio55 said:
Years ago they publicly fired someone over some milquetoast right-wing thing. Don't give them your money.
Anyway, they've been losing money ever since indie developers realized that publishers no longer actually have a racket.
They're now publicly traded and Sony partially owns them.
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Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
Wait, when did this happen?
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To follow up on this, I believe that I was mistaken about the firing.
 
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