🤮 Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

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Has anyone tried these yet?

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Gengar said:
I wonder if the infection was genuine or if she just picked her way through it. In any case, I'm amazed that the reality hasn't sank in for her. Or, she's either so far into it and can't stop, or this is genuinely what she wants. What an enigma.

How long 'til we get the left leg off too? It's not too unrealistic to expect a totally legless Kelly, from her track record. Or she picks off the new nub from the right leg... or the space where it used to be, lol. I can't imagine what else you can take off if that gets infected too. Methinks that we should study her damn immune system because how the fuck hasn't she gotten sepsis yet? That, or it's proof that modern medicine is truly something to be grateful for.
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Old Figure One post before the initial amputation said she was "wildly septic" and had one to one supervision (this didn't stop her).

Have sepsis once and you become more susceptible to it. She knows this. There's no way she hasn't been warned. Chick literally wants to die? She's probably in mandatory mental health care too and isn't cooperating
 
TokiBun said:
If she didn’t have hands she’d just use her teeth let’s be honest.
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That's fine we can just put her in one of those cat cone collars as mentioned. As a bonus it will will prevent hospital workers from having to look her in the eye while hiding their absolute contempt.
 
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Strelok 2.0 said:
That's fine we can just put her in one of those cat cone collars as mentioned. As a bonus it will will prevent hospital workers from having to look her in the eye while hiding their absolute contempt.
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Now I can't shake the thought of this being her final form, a mangled multiple amputee with a cone stuck on her head propped up in a corner somewhere just for someone to walk in, jump out of their skin, and go, "Jesus. What a horrid lamp".
 
Question, and I apologize if it’s been answered but when I scrolled through the 227 pages I don’t think I saw the answer.

Her new FB page is KellyJo Ojyllek, but..when you google that..an IG comes up for that..but it’s for a girl (who funnily enough looks quite similar to Kelly Ronahan), but she lives in Michigan (maybe on a farm, lots of pics with pigs) and still has both her legs? It’s just under the username @ojyllek but the full name tag is Kelly Jo Ojyllek.

I’m confused, coincidence?
 
SpoinkNugget said:
It’s just under the username @ojyllek but the full name tag is Kelly Jo Ojyllek.

I’m confused, coincidence?
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Considering the "ojyllek" part of the name is just "kellyjo" backwards, it's almost certainly coincidence. I don't recall her middle name, but "Jo" can just be a shortened version of a ton of women's names. Nothing to note, imo
 
VisceraNexus said:
Considering the "ojyllek" part of the name is just "kellyjo" backwards, it's almost certainly coincidence. I don't recall her middle name, but "Jo" can just be a shortened version of a ton of women's names. Nothing to note, imo
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Good lawd Jesus, how did I miss that correlation? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ Crawling back into my hole. It sounded like some eastern or northern European or name or something and I just glazed over the fact that it’s KellyJo backwards. Smh lol. Thanks.
 
Cant explain the dread that seeps up when i see this thread bumped. This is the one that will never leave me...
 
Oscar Winner said:
Currently watching this:


I'm 15mins in on an almost 40min video. It'll be interesting to see what other kiwis that are familiar think re: impartiality and accuracy.

(Apologies if anything is fucky in my comment, tor on mobile... I tried lol)
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this thread is full of gross links, can you describe what the video is about or give a title please?

Blind clicking in this thread is a hazard lol
 
Oh hey, yeah no gross stuff in the YouTube video I linked. It's pretty tame and lame. Leaves a lot of stuff out, like, a lot. It's basically not worth watching unless you know the full story and want to pick holes (legit no pun intended) in it.

Edit: there's mention of Lolcow and Kiwifarms, (and r/illnessfakers) but if the content “creator” had actually done any research, they wouldn't have made such a pointless video.
 
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