Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
Sorry if this is an over-discussed topic, I'm a bit new. When Phil first "introduced" khet as a girl he met and then eventually called her his soulmaid, he said that at the time they met he was going through a difficult time, and khet was also going through a difficult time herself.

We know Phil's difficulty stemmed from breaking up with leanna and turning to alcohol, but did we ever find out what khet's difficult time was about?

Leanna dumped Phil.
SubaruMan dumped Kat after he found them texting each other.
 
This could also maybe explain why Subaru man didnt want to say waht she did for a living. Perhaps in Michigan she did something very weird and specific and he didnt want to give that out because he knew it would make it so people could find her because its such a niche job. If she worked at Kohls in michigan why wouldnt he just say she worked in retail??? thats not giving much away and no reason not to tell that. if she was unemployed, why not tell that if you are subaru man? it just makes her look worse and him look better.

super alex jones theory: Kat helped Subaru man sell illegal drugs to Michigan trailer trash, maybe they cooked and sold meth..... this is the only other reason to not tell where she worked lol.
My theory is that Kat is on SSI because she's crazy due to her messed up family and I'm confident she's on benzos every time we've seen her. She had her time bouncing around lots of halfway houses, and decided it's better to use her pussy to get some stable housing while she can. I find it hard to believe she'd travel across the country to be so happy with..... Phil, just to continue working minimum wage jobs. You only get trapped with Phil if you're getting a lot in exchange. This could also lead to your Super Alex Jones theory.
 
Sorry if this is an over-discussed topic, I'm a bit new. When Phil first "introduced" khet as a girl he met and then eventually called her his soulmaid, he said that at the time they met he was going through a difficult time, and khet was also going through a difficult time herself.

We know Phil's difficulty stemmed from breaking up with leanna and turning to alcohol, but did we ever find out what khet's difficult time was about?
There has been no concrete evidence for or against Kat being involved with substance abuse. There is however evidence of a history of Kat being physically and emotionally abused as a child. The last I heard, a couple years ago, the DSM (the diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders) was in a debate over adding "adverse childhood trauma" (ACT) as a new addition. Many people with mental issues have ACT, but that is just a correlation and not a rule. Many people with ACT can lead normal lives just as many combat veterans can have PTSD and still function normally.

Now I'm no expert, but seeing as Kat was in an abusive household for a length of time which led to the children being taken away by the state would probably be classified as ACT. This may be speculative, but what we definitely know is Kat has had mental health issues by evidence of a court ordered mental health stay.

It would be easy to assume Kat's issues were related to her mental health. Multiple disorders have poor decision making or rash and reckless behaviour as symptoms. Meeting Phil online and flying across America to meet him may fit into one of those categories, as would moving in with a man you've met thrice or marrying a man you've known for only a year.

If I had to guess what Kat's difficult thing she was going through, I would guess it was involved with an issue revolving around her mental health.
 
Sorry if this is an over-discussed topic, I'm a bit new. When Phil first "introduced" khet as a girl he met and then eventually called her his soulmaid, he said that at the time they met he was going through a difficult time, and khet was also going through a difficult time herself.

We know Phil's difficulty stemmed from breaking up with leanna and turning to alcohol, but did we ever find out what khet's difficult time was about?
It's a story as old as time, two people who are incapable of the emotional depth to feel love for another human being were having their relationship with their SO's breakdown and were stressed about the idea of losing the person they had used as a security blanket for years to hide from their broken lives.
Then, as their SO's grew increasingly fed-up with their physical and emotional non-participation in the relationship, their stars aligned over a Tweet about an OBS crash as the beady-eyed Pigroach realized he may have found yet another fangirl. She then publicly Tweeted a very tasteful Black-and-white photo with her tits hanging out of a button-up shirt and, after immediately deciding they were dating, halted all postings to her Twitter, YouTube, and Twitch.
Over the coming months they would support each other through long-distance correspondence during their travails. Phil having to learn how to do laundry, and purchase and prepare his big boi Hungry Man dinners; Katherine being a cheating whore who got found out by her SO whom she was still using for money and then getting kicked out with nothing but a lone gaming PC and a box of clothes to her name.
Though she was 'forced' to move-in early due to the unforseen circumstances of trying to re-sign the lease on her short-term rental a month before it was up and finding the place was not being offered due to scheduled construction she and Phil found they enjoyed their 'debt riddled home-owner and grifter' living arrangement so much they recently joined in holy roomatrimony.

As to your specific question, Katherine's 'difficult time' was a 'snippet of truth told to us by Phil himself. Phil has never told us specifically what that referred to, but if I recall he specifically said that they had 'both been going through a similar difficult time that we helped each other through' and from this I would infer that Katherine was having to microwave her own Hungry Man dinners as well seeing as SubaruMan claimed recently he 'lol, I always did all the cooking'. . .or maybe both their long-term relationships were falling apart after a marriage proposal or something. There are things that have been gathered about her timeline, but with his pathologic lying, revisionist history, and general babbling bullshitery it's anyone's best guess as to what Phil was referring to there. Occasionally Phil baits that someday, when they feel comfortable, they will reveal the story of how they met because 'it was very special' and I think he's right, it was retarded.
 
Anything that Phil refers to concerning Kat is an extra level of bullshit. He wants to make their relationship sound perfect to stick it to Leanna. He showed in his "debunking" stream that he's still wrecked after losing her.
 
Kat working at Kohl's and Phil lying about her having a job when he was "broke" and supporting her fits what I'd expect from Phil. Then again, he's lied so many other times (she's "working" and then later "about to leave for work" the same stream, etc.) about what she's doing that I don't have any idea what's true. I think that's how Phil likes it because then he can change the story as necessary later.
 
Kat working at Kohl's and Phil lying about her having a job when he was "broke" and supporting her fits what I'd expect from Phil. Then again, he's lied so many other times (she's "working" and then later "about to leave for work" the same stream, etc.) about what she's doing that I don't have any idea what's true. I think that's how Phil likes it because then he can change the story as necessary later.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if "she's going to work/at work" is just his blanket statement about her because he's afraid of THE TROLLS coming after her or what ever. Also it absolves him of having to actually being involved in her life when he's streaming. Can't interact with Kat at all during streams if he's telling his audience she's at work. Meanwhile, in the basement...

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Hrmm, she might be on mood stabilizers.
I remember dating a girl once that was on them. It was really weird, because on paper we were a perfect match, but in person she just seemed... off. Kinda like khet.
 
Hrmm, she might be on mood stabilizers.
I remember dating a girl once that was on them. It was really weird, because on paper we were a perfect match, but in person she just seemed... off. Kinda like khet.

Seems possible, but our only two depictions of her are on streams she clearly didn't want to be on.
 
Occam's Razor. She's just a weirdo with a very bland personality who wanted to try streaming because she watched someone she liked and wanted to try it. It didn't work out well because she's dull and she's a dim bulb. She's with Phil because if nothing else he's just as boring and therefore stable. Financially, no. Emotionally and activity-wise, though? Is there any real question what he's doing on a day-to-day basis? Are we ever surprised by anything he does (as opposed to what happens to him)? Some people just want predictability in their lives and that's more important to them than other things. Shit like that isn't at all uncommon, especially in the American Midwest. Things can be boring here and boring conditions breed boring people.

As for the possibility that she was at an inpatient facility at some point: it's too hard to say whether it was warranted with the small amount of information we have I think. People get jammed up by the law for all kinds of shit and it's hardly always fair.

I know it sounds like I'm playing devil's advocate a lot and yeah, rampant speculation is fun. Not looking to stomp on anyone's Hot Wheels. I just think she's a bit of a gold-digger at worst (and if Phil's telling the truth and she's actually working, maybe not even so much that) and the rest of it is being colored by the very understandable question of "who in their right mind would be able to stand Phil Burnell?".
 
How long before the autists start harassing Kohls about their employee and her husband? You know she would blame it on Phil, how else would anyone figure it out without all of his tiny hints? Phil will have a meltdown
 
One thing I don't think anyone has mentioned yet: due to knowing how savage DSP's viewerbase is at times, and being warned about this by Phil, could this possibly have led to Kat literally being unsure how to behave in fear of revealing too much?

Phil likely put a lot of pressure on her too, as she was the justification for staying in a house he can't afford. Plus his roundabout manner of presenting her led to the escort saga. He was desperate to show himself moving on with his life, built her up into this wondrous woman who loved cooking and cleaning and was his instant, perfect soulmate.

But she's none of that, really.
 
As for the possibility that she was at an inpatient facility at some point: it's too hard to say whether it was warranted with the small amount of information we have I think. People get jammed up by the law for all kinds of shit and it's hardly always fair.
If they felt Kat needed inpatient, I doubt they'd make information public like that for a probate case.
 
If they felt Kat needed inpatient, I doubt they'd make information public like that for a probate case.
It was the ruling on her case (which was forcible entry, iirc). It's never been determined whether she actually did it, nor do I imagine there'd be any publicly-accessible records of it one way or the other.
 
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It was the ruling on her case (which was forcible entry, iirc). It's never been determined whether she actually did it, nor do I imagine there'd be any publicly-accessible records of it one way or the other.
Mental health evaluation was in 2010.

Forcible entry was 2013.

Two separate incidents.
 
Filthy americans just call up and check if the horse is working at kohls
People should not be drawing any attention to her co-workers if at all possible. Someone could just go in there and walk around and confirm it with some stealth footage, and not bother her or anyone else. (although thats still kinda fucked up, Its better than calling the place up.)
 
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Phil is debunking claims that Kat works there.

Is there any evidence you can show to back up your claim?
And potentially lose the source? No. It is actually entirely possible that she got another job since she got to Washington. I'm kind of under impression now that she might have quit/been fired from Kohl's, and started somewhere else. The source said her previous job in Michigan was at Kohl's, and the claim was she just transferred to another one in Washington (Phil's claim, so you know what that means)

I apologize for saying that she FOR SURE works there, but given the info we have from Phil, if she did just transfer, it was to Kohl's.
 
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