Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
killuminati said:
DSP is known for being a massive autism magnet, and the user content here frequently shows that being the case.
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If I start to disagree I probably don't realize my own autism. So, thanks for the external inside information.

Sparkletor said:
3 weeks until Halloween. Kat allegedly told Phil she wants to dress up. If we see Kat again soon, this will be it.
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This could prove Kate's still there but what if "she" is dressed up to a degree of unrecognizability? Darth Vader, a Storm Trooper or Spider (Wo)man? It could be his next girlfriend in disguise. Or "she" lifts the costume and reveals a Rambo cameo.
Or she just puts on cat ears and calls it a day. Don't matter how it will went, I'm kinda hyped for another round of natural interactions with these two love birds. If she will show up anyway, if there isn't a sudden emergency, at the gym, with a helpless naked bodybuilder and only she can free him.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Wait, what?
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If I recall correctly, DSP said he would need to buy his girlfriend a phone once she moved in. When asked how she can text him and call him, he explained that she is using a phone that belongs to her friend.

This was odd at the time, but if her "friend" was Subaru man it makes sense.

I don't remember anything about Kat having a Obama Phone.
 
Phil has a strangely strong affinity for Christmas, and a strangely strong animosity for Thanksgiving. It was John in the response video he did with Howard that pointed out Phil's Thanksgiving surliness: Thanksgiving 2014, he un-followed John and Howard on Twitter. Thanksgiving 2015, he made the video claiming they were "shit talking him". I dunno what happened in 2016, but it was on Thanksgiving 2017 that he revealed his massive tax problem.

Kat speculation for the Kat Speculation thread:

He'll either reveal on this Thanksgiving that Kat has escaped, or maintain the facade long enough to get through his Christmas traditions.
 
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Haunter said:
Phil has a strangely strong affinity for Christmas, and a strangely strong animosity for Thanksgiving. It was John in the response video he did with Howard that pointed out Phil's Thanksgiving surliness: Thanksgiving 2014, he un-followed John and Howard on Twitter. Thanksgiving 2015, he made the video claiming they were "shit taking him". I dunno what happened in 2016, but it was on Thanksgiving 2017 that he revealed his massive tax problem.

Kat speculation for the Kat Speculation thread:

He'll either reveal on this Thanksgiving that Kat has escaped, or maintain the facade long enough to get through his Christmas traditions.
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Thanksgiving is supposed to be a time of getting together with your friends and/or family and being thankful for the good things (material and immaterial) in your life. Do you really see Phil doing any of that?

Christmas, on the other hand, is (for many, myself included) about the giving and receiving of things. That's right up Phil's alley, especially since he can try and literally get Christmas money from the teenagers and college-age viewers of his.
 
Khet should go as this:

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If Kat leaves him, i wonder what she will tell her future man if he asks about her past boyfriends?
What did Leanna say? E.g. "I dated someone my own age, but he didn't want to grow up and take his responsibility, feel like i became his mom!" or something.
 
Leanna genuinely liked Phil so I'm sure she wouldn't be too harsh. Kat on other hand, probably wouldn't even mention him. Has Phil mentioned Kat at all lately on streams?
 
Another late night stream where Phil doesn't seem all that interested in clocking out. Getting the old noggin a joggin.
 
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Here's some irresponsible speculation: Kat has left or is about to leave soon. Phil will use this for pitybucks at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
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I can see it happening.

2017: I need money for my house or else Kat will leave me.
2018: I need money because Kat left me.
 
He mentioned that they went to a pumpkin patch but it was muddy and Kat didn't have appropriate footwear. They then went shoe shopping and he bought Kat some boots. By the time they were done the pumpkin patch was closed so they didn't get a pumpkin.

He has no money guys. He stopped laying his game to freak out about a $50 PlayStation vue charge because he has no money. He needs money to pay his bills.

Has money to buy Kat boots. Last time I checked, women's boots aren't really inexpensive.
 
Sparkletor said:
He mentioned that they went to a pumpkin patch but it was muddy and Kat didn't have appropriate footwear. They then went shoe shopping and he bought Kat some boots. By the time they were done the pumpkin patch was closed so they didn't get a pumpkin.
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Fucking kek. Kat is playing 9D chess, Phil is still struggling with checkers.
 
What if she's actually going to a guy called THE JIM.
But he thinks she's going to "the gym".

And THE JIM assumes she's living on a farm around Seattle.
Because she tells him she lives with a pig.
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