💼 Careercow Kanye West / Ye - Arrogant Rapper With a God Complex Who (Probably) Likes His Asshole Fingered and Gave His Cousin Head, Mentally Ill and Taken Advantage Of, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

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I always thought South Park celebrity parodies where way too exaggerated, Kanye might be the one case where the parody is more down to Earth than the real person. 1747056040386.webp
 
Is every song going to be basically the same exact thing? Of the 4 songs I've heard there are basically a grand total of 4 things he seems to want to talk about.

#1 - I can't see my kids.
#2 - Porn made me a cuckold fetishist.
#3 - People don't understand my Twitter posts.
#4 - I'm a Nazi.
That’s because Dave Blunts, the person writing all these songs isn’t a particularly creative writer, if you listen to a Dave Blunts song you’ll realize he only talks about 4 things as well:
  1. Illegal substances (that he obviously doesn’t take because he’s fat)
  2. An ex of his (that was never his girlfriend to begin with but a clout chaser who was interested in the spectacle of him being fat)
  3. Being in and out of the hospital (due to complications from being fat)
  4. Random slurs (and fat)
Don’t get me wrong, he does have some catchy flows, but he only uses the same 5 flows over and over again, so a lot of his work sounds very samey.
 
That’s because Dave Blunts, the person writing all these songs isn’t a particularly creative writer, if you listen to a Dave Blunts song you’ll realize he only talks about 4 things as well:
  1. Illegal substances (that he obviously doesn’t take because he’s fat)
  2. An ex of his (that was never his girlfriend to begin with but a clout chaser who was interested in the spectacle of him being fat)
  3. Being in and out of the hospital (due to complications from being fat)
  4. Random slurs (and fat)
Don’t get me wrong, he does have some catchy flows, but he only uses the same 5 flows over and over again, so a lot of his work sounds very samey.
Yeah bro write a rap about your trek through Rwandan jungles? 🌴🦍
 
  • Pete Davidson was there
Such a Jewish scumbag. He drove drunk into my neighbors house in one of those leased shitty 4 door AMGs. Didn’t get tested for a DUI, owners had to tear it down, just happened to have permitted plans.
Obviously this was an insurance job, plans were already set for the new house! Isn’t that a coincidence. 😎

Fuck LA

Edit: HEIL HITLER
 
>says jewish shit
>gets angry that is pointed out and starts kvetching
shit couldn't be funnier unless the resident jew himself kvetched too.

upgrade yourself and listen to the instrumental version so you can say NIGGA HEIL HITLER as the song goes.
also that "but he made graduation" trend should be upgraded to "but he made HEIL HITLER"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lTuRPuhneAsyou can literally see kayne's brain cogs creaking while they are turning trying to make him think, homie was bullied into insanity.
My favorite part of that has always been Mike Myers' expression when he says that.
 
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