@[june 15] ¿Fetid corpse hole? - Proud of stink ditch. nomenclature?

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flossman said:
Oh, he'll do it, but the process is irreversible and I have a feeling he was told so but completely ignored it.
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I think the doctors could maybe build a psuedopenis, but there would be no function, pleasure, or anything. It'd just be for show. Even with a micropenis, they still hacked the available nerve tissue and shit to all hell. I bet they at least didn't have to chop up his urethra, it was probably small enough to be a "femme" urethra.

This is why with surgery like this, they make you think long and hard with years of counselling. Did Phil go through counselling and gender dysphoria therapy and all that, or did the super hippie state just go "yeah sure you can cut your penis off with no consideration, your appointment's in three months!"

I... can't believe I'm about to say this, but in order to judge it better I'd need more light. Right now it looks just barely like a vagina, like if someone who had never seen one had to go purely off a verbal description. Sure, natural vaginas come in all shapes and sizes, big clits, small hard to find clits, super-lippy labia, hardly any labia, but this thing... It's lopsided and looks like those ultra-sterilized illustrations of a vagina from health class, like a "real" woman got a botched labioplasty.
 
flossman said:
Oh, he'll do it, but the process is irreversible and I have a feeling he was told so but completely ignored it.
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My favorite part of Phil chopping his cock off is how he'll eventually regret it and not be able to reverse his dumb decision.

This is going to be so hilarious.

I hope he eventually decides to sue that quack Dr. Doge for cutting his cock off despite the fact that he is obviously mentally ill.
 
keyboredsm4sh said:
This is why with surgery like this, they make you think long and hard with years of counselling.
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You're living in a previous reality, dude. Now, troons rule and you can just instantly get your cock chopped off with no oversight at all, because it's "transphobia" to deny you your right to mutilate yourself permanently because you're literally insane.
 
keyboredsm4sh said:
I think the doctors could maybe build a psuedopenis, but there would be no function, pleasure, or anything. It'd just be for show. Even with a micropenis, they still hacked the available nerve tissue and shit to all hell. I bet they at least didn't have to chop up his urethra, it was probably small enough to be a "femme" urethra.

This is why with surgery like this, they make you think long and hard with years of counselling. Did Phil go through counselling and gender dysphoria therapy and all that, or did the super hippie state just go "yeah sure you can cut your penis off with no consideration, your appointment's in three months!"

I... can't believe I'm about to say this, but in order to judge it better I'd need more light. Right now it looks just barely like a vagina, like if someone who had never seen one had to go purely off a verbal description. Sure, natural vaginas come in all shapes and sizes, big clits, small hard to find clits, super-lippy labia, hardly any labia, but this thing... It's lopsided and looks like those ultra-sterilized illustrations of a vagina from health class, like a "real" woman got a botched labioplasty.
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I agree with you for the same reasons. It doesn't look like a full functional vagina, but instead, it almost looks as if Phil realized that he was going to embarrassed because he never really got doctors and the state workers to sign any documentation. To be honest, it looks like Phil got pissed at the above point, or he became anxious and entered flight or fight mode because he became anxious as fuck knowing he was lying, so mid panic, Phil took a knife a chopped his dick off, because he would for sure be able to get surgery. The double clit thing looks like skin does when you cut off a digit, very choppy, and on top of that, it looks like Dr Dugi either did a half ass job, or decided to troll Phil by giving him a lopsided slit that looks like the fucking Mariana Trench (that's my second vote for the spanish snatchs name...Mariana Trench) whenever he tries to do something with it.
 
nvrwastetree said:
I agree with you for the same reasons. It doesn't look like a full functional vagina, but instead, it almost looks as if Phil realized that he was going to embarrassed because he never really got doctors and the state workers to sign any documentation. To be honest, it looks like Phil got pissed at the above point, or he became anxious and entered flight or fight mode because he became anxious as fuck knowing he was lying, so mid panic, Phil took a knife a chopped his dick off, because he would for sure be able to get surgery. The double clit thing looks like skin does when you cut off a digit, very choppy, and on top of that, it looks like Dr Dugi either did a half ass job, or decided to troll Phil by giving him a lopsided slit that looks like the fucking Mariana Trench (that's my second vote for the spanish snatchs name...Mariana Trench) whenever he tries to do something with it.
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Nah. Phil would never have the cojones to cut himself, even while pitching a 'tism fit. He's not as hardcore as CWC. All the times he's "cut" himself, he was just scratching himself with butter knives and shit for attention. No, Phil probably got the surgery and was legit, but either he got some new surgeon who is inexperienced in carving fake vaginas into dudes, or Doctor Doggy was fucking drunk because he was fed up with dealing with Phil's Autistic bullshit.
 
keyboredsm4sh said:
is he finally gonna learn how to ride a bike like the big kids now that his nuts are gone? Or is he to chickenshit to admit it's the :autism:
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I think it's a combination of Phil being too lazy to actually learn, too chicken shit of actually going outside where people might laugh at him or "misgender" him, and now his man hole causing him too much pain to sit on a hard, narrow bicycle seat. Then again, I don't think he ever intended on learning to ride. Getting a bike was always about having a prop to take photos with and something to make him feel validated about his personal identity. His new genital mutilation has replaced the bike now in that capacity.
 
Alright, so, the labia minora doesn't look too fucked. Outside of women who've had labioplasties and women with a lot of luck on their side, past puberty it tends to be longer and more ruffled than is fashionable. Here is a nice reference drawing of everything fanned out. It's not a piece of tissue that needs to be very specifically shaped, so 'normal looking' for it is a range, not a strict form. Phil's is on the stranger side - it looks like the thickness varies a lot, and I'd actually say it's too short to look natural - but it's within the realm of possibility. I think the side clit is actually one side of the minora, scrunched up strangely under the majora? I hope it is. If that's a separate blob then that's even worse than the off-center, hoodless clitoris. Can't argue that bit's botched - I guess that's the best they could do with the acorn.
The missing hood & additional tissue thereabouts strike me as the most glaring omissions. That's what makes it look so wrong. Normally, the minora come to meet under the clit and the majora and the hood taper in before merging into the mons. Phil has none of that going on. The majora just stop, level with the clitoris, and there's no break between them and Phil's crotch roll (can we call that a fupa now?). The minora stop in a reasonable spot but don't look like they're meeting. It's like someone erased everything from thereon up except that one askew nubbin.
 
I don’t see minora in there. The majora are recognizable but look really off, flat and short and scarred. I can’t tell where his “vagina” is, there seem to be two possible choices. Is one uretha? Looks nothing like. I see that teardrop something that might be a clit but it’s to the left (or right irl). Not above where it should be. So off I wouldn’t recognize it either.

I’m not sure what those pieces of meat are in there. Is it supposed to be labia minora, or extra Arbys? It’s just confusing. Unnatural.

Now, as a “cis” female, I’m only familiar with one person’s female genitalia. Of course, I’ve seen porn but I had no interest so it never registered. I’ve seen the before/afters of plastic surgery but never thought it was something necessary so again, no attention. I don’t wax and am not a GYN (excuse powerlevel) so I guess I’m no expert. I get the general differences but don’t care enough to study.

All I know is whatever that is on Phil, it’s nothing I recognize.

Reconstructing body parts is hard. But I’ve seen people with their faces blown off who got a better recon job than he did.

Can’t wait until it’s covered with hair, even inside. Ha! Even the 70s will be shocked.
 
nvrwastetree said:
The double clit thing looks like skin does when you cut off a digit, very choppy, and on top of that, it looks like Dr Dugi either did a half ass job, or decided to troll Phil by giving him a lopsided slit that looks like the fucking Mariana Trench (that's my second vote for the spanish snatchs name...Mariana Trench) whenever he tries to do something with it.
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I thought we already decided Marinara Trench was more like it.

Because he's a fat Italian man.
 
His clit looks like a skin tag you'd see on a fat old lady with hairy moles at a Walmart. Horrific.
 
AnOminous said:
I thought we already decided Marinara Trench was more like it.

Because he's a fat Italian man.
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Yeah I submitted Mariana Trench as my ballot in the race to name Phil's gaping wound, I didn't realize that it won or people were starting to use it. It's cool though.
 
nvrwastetree said:
Yeah I submitted Mariana Trench as my ballot in the race to name Phil's gaping wound, I didn't realize that it won or people were starting to use it. It's cool though.
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That's actually really good, I was gonna go with Senor Stinkditch but that's more Latina sounding...I can't even get myself to look at that fucking thing, and I'm familiar with shock sites of various types. Even I almost want something to be sick in, I can only imagine what anyone else would think.
 
Duke Nukem said:
That's actually really good, I was gonna go with Senor Stinkditch but that's more Latina sounding...I can't even get myself to look at that fucking thing, and I'm familiar with shock sites of various types. Even I almost want something to be sick in, I can only imagine what anyone else would think.
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Let's just hope Phil doesn't start pretending he's a porn star. Seriously, if the fat fuck starts spreading I honestly believe some of us here might just gouge our eyes out. But of course, since Phil reads his forums every hour to see what we're talking about, hell probably end up doing it the next time he posts a picture of him pretending to dialate...unless it's already closed up.
 
nvrwastetree said:
Let's just hope Phil doesn't start pretending he's a porn star. Seriously, if the fat fuck starts spreading I honestly believe some of us here might just gouge our eyes out. But of course, since Phil reads his forums every hour to see what we're talking about, hell probably end up doing it the next time he posts a picture of him pretending to dialate...unless it's already closed up.
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I'm surprised he even remembered to do that. I mean, seriously, ew. It's absolutely disgusting. Especially when done with an overweight unhygienic manchild with Ass Burgers.

Bad enough that he covers his body with badly drawn tattoos for no reason other than "I want it now." And at least once he got infected there.

I'm awaiting the inevitable infection saga.
 
nvrwastetree said:
Let's just hope Phil doesn't start pretending he's a porn star. Seriously, if the fat fuck starts spreading I honestly believe some of us here might just gouge our eyes out. But of course, since Phil reads his forums every hour to see what we're talking about, hell probably end up doing it the next time he posts a picture of him pretending to dialate...unless it's already closed up.
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Don't give him ideas.
 
Betcha that'll be his next ruse, just to 'show us'. Phil is totally gonna be an amazing camwhore youguize. Except he'd do even worse than Tim Whitbeck, who although he's ugly, isn't covered in hilarious 12-year-old-style doodles and has actual contacts in the business that make money.

It's amazing what Phil will do to 'show us'. All we have to do is say we'd hate it if he did something. He's like an easily-led child. Complete simpleton.
 
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