@[june 15] ¿Fetid corpse hole? - Proud of stink ditch. nomenclature?

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As a female, even I don’t know what I’m looking at there. There are no markers I recognize -like where...what...how???

The diagonal slit makes me laugh though so it’s worth the time I had to stare and try to put the puzzle pieces together. It’s like when I was a kid and tried to make my Barbie a bit more realistic using a sharpie, but I didn’t draw a straight line.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
If there's one thing lolcows are good at, it's surviving stuff that kills normal people. Like CWC going to McDonald's every week and not having a heart attack yet.
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Eating Mickey D's once a week is pretty normal. Having trench foot and cutting your dick off is on an entire other level.

Chris is socially acceptable compared to Phil.
 
Coldgrip said:
Not for Phil though.
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Ironically he will be spending the rest of his life trying to stop it from healing over. Long after this site shutters its windows, this fat, lethargic cretin will be living with the mutilation he committed on himself to spite us. Lol!
 
wellthathappened said:
Honestly, I think most people are simply surprised he isn't dead yet.
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Infection can take a while to fully set in, and even longer before it travels to vital organs and begins to shut them down. However, if Phil wants to continue living a "healthy" life, then it will be a lifetime of maintenance, cleaning, medical inspection, and other methods of upkeep. I've got a feeling that Phil never really understood exactly what he was getting himself in to.
 
wtf

how this happen, is every tranny at risk of this horrible infection or is it cause this guy was a disgusting slob
 
The Dude said:
Infection can take a while to fully set in, and even longer before it travels to vital organs and begins to shut them down. However, if Phil wants to continue living a "healthy" life, then it will be a lifetime of maintenance, cleaning, medical inspection, and other methods of upkeep. I've got a feeling that Phil never really understood exactly what he was getting himself in to.
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Of course he didn't. We all know Phil's one of the most idiotic, stupid, selfish, tards ever (with Nick bate being at the top of the list, Phil in second place). So of course, when Dr. Dugi or whomever did the initial evaluation of Phil's microdick and mental health, and mentioned all the shit Phil was getting himself into, none of which is reversible, the only thought going through his pea shaped brain was, "vagina, I'm finally getting my vagina!! Now I can finally have my revenge against my father who never raped me, as well as sticking it to those bootlickers over at kiwifarms." Phil has selective hearing just like Chris does, except phils hearing is way worse. So Phil knew what he was getting himself into, but to be blunt, he definitely did not understand what the Dr was saying when he told Phil that he would need to bathe daily. This is why the Spanish snatch saga is hilarious, because we know Phil will ultimately end up with a raging infection which will then turn to regret, and then he'll start to beg for money so he can get a dick again. That, and everyone, even other troons that Phil knows (especially the ogre living with him) that Phil is not a woman, and they also know Phil did all this for the sweet asspats that he's never going to get. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the majority of the ratking are laughing at him.
 
nvrwastetree said:
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the majority of the ratking are laughing at him.
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I don't know. I think it's pretty interesting and significant that Toren hasn't mentioned Phil at all. I suspect a lot of them are actually seethingly jealous of him. But either way, laughing at him or jealous of him is pretty gross.
 
Tell me it isn't the most hilarious thing ever that this fat man chopped off his cock just to spite us and despite that, everyone still looks at his stubbly semi-beard face and knows he's a man.

He chopped off his cock to be a tranny.

But everyone still knows he's a man.
 
Future prediction for Phil's crotch:

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