🪦 Deceased Julie Terryberry - Canadian Autist Living in a Shed II

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Why does Julie keep talking about needing money for appointments and etc? I thought Canada had universal health care? Is the dentist not covered under that?

Nah man dental isn't covered here, however a GOOD portion of workplaces do offer some kind of dental benefits, even a Timmies job.

Except in dire circumstances like a wisdom tooth extraction, only when it starts to mess with your health.......This last statement could be completely mistaken btw.
 
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This girl doesn't know HOW CHEESE WORKS. It's minor but having her clean the fridge will result in leaving only hotdogs and lettuce in there. Or like tossing broccoli in the trashing and getting bored and going to Facebook to complain about hard she works.
 
Another addition to Julie: Irony edition.
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Brush your teeth, good God.
Hey Jules, I've always heard bleach is better for you than water. Maybe try chugging some of that?

and I'm sure everyone here is shocked that she cleans her maw as often as she cleans her nether-maw.
She gonna end up with that Nick Bate smile eventually if she carries on in this fashion.
 
Speaking of spelling and grammar, check out this beauty

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She can't even spell her boyfriend's names correctly. x and k are on opposite sides of the freaking keyboard. And learn how to spell Wednesday for christ sake. Also, how many daddies does she have?

But if she did offer to clean the fridge, kudos. But it is your grandma's house, so do it how she wants it done. She offered to let you help her.
Oh, the other thing - Julie needs to stop drinking sugar water because her teeth are falling apart, and what does she do about this? Just stop drinking juice? No, let's put 10 unnecessary steps in front of the "just don't put juice in your mouth" directive so it never happens! Julie, you don't need grandma to give you permission, to let you clean the fridge your way so she can buy you bottled water, so you can have those bottles in the fridge, so you don't have as many cavities from not brushing your teeth.

You live in a first world country with potable water coming out of every tap and pipe in your house. Water comes from the sink. Put it in a fucking glass and transport that free water into your mouth instead of juice. Want that water cold? Guess what? You can stick that same free water into the fridge, OR even put that free water in the freezer, and then mix the new, free frozen water with sink water. Bam! Cold water. For free. No permission, no epic spergy hours long "cleaning" session that will fuck up everything, no asking grandma to buy you bottled water, no need to find room in the fridge for the water to be cold. Stop. Making. Shit. Complicated.

God, I'm starting to understand why Daddy Terryberry had so many rules for her with food. Without explicit guidelines she probably drove him up the walls 24/7. She's like a fat, adult sized infant with 'tard strength who would die in a matter of hours without help eating, drinking, eliminating, and bathing. She somehow manages to sleep without specific instruction, which I guess we can count as a blessing.
 
Oh, the other thing - Julie needs to stop drinking sugar water because her teeth are falling apart, and what does she do about this? Just stop drinking juice? No, let's put 10 unnecessary steps in front of the "just don't put juice in your mouth" directive so it never happens! Julie, you don't need grandma to give you permission, to let you clean the fridge your way so she can buy you bottled water, so you can have those bottles in the fridge, so you don't have as many cavities from not brushing your teeth.

You live in a first world country with potable water coming out of every tap and pipe in your house. Water comes from the sink. Put it in a fucking glass and transport that free water into your mouth instead of juice. Want that water cold? Guess what? You can stick that same free water into the fridge, OR even put that free water in the freezer, and then mix the new, free frozen water with sink water. Bam! Cold water. For free. No permission, no epic spergy hours long "cleaning" session that will fuck up everything, no asking grandma to buy you bottled water, no need to find room in the fridge for the water to be cold. Stop. Making. Shit. Complicated.

God, I'm starting to understand why Daddy Terryberry had so many rules for her with food. Without explicit guidelines she probably drove him up the walls 24/7. She's like a fat, adult sized infant with 'tard strength who would die in a matter of hours without help eating, drinking, eliminating, and bathing. She somehow manages to sleep without specific instruction, which I guess we can count as a blessing.

And how many bottles of water does she need, any way? If she isn't keep juice in there there should be enough room for at least a couple bottles.
 
And how many bottles of water does she need, any way? If she isn't keep juice in there there should be enough room for at least a couple bottles.
Exactly. And, her beloved dollar store has to sell some kind of reusable water bottle, right? Get a dollar store water bottle, keep it in the fridge, keep refilling it. Problem fucking solved.
 
Who has the picture of the time she burnt the fuck out of some eggs and posted to Facebook?
Never mind she burnt toaster pastries. Eggs are too advanced for her.

Also reusing water bottles is a fine idea if you remember to clean them out to prevent mildew or mold in the bottle but julayy can hardly prevent that on her own body
 
Don't forget Britta systems (and rivals) are very afforable and practical nowadays.
(Eliminating the "I dont drink tap water" mindset.)
 
Who has the picture of the time she burnt the fuck out of some eggs and posted to Facebook?
Never mind she burnt toaster pastries. Eggs are too advanced for her.

Also reusing water bottles is a fine idea if you remember to clean them out to prevent mildew or mold in the bottle but julayy can hardly prevent that on her own body

Ah, yes, but don't forget the time she made peanut butter eggs!
 
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Brush your teeth, good God.
Yes, people will pay you to organize their DVDs because putting them on the shelf in alphabetical order, by genre or style is sooooooo difficult.

Time consuming yes but it's not hard or taxing to your brain.

You live in a first world country with potable water coming out of every tap and pipe in your house. Water comes from the sink. Put it in a fucking glass and transport that free water into your mouth instead of juice. Want that water cold? Guess what? You can stick that same free water into the fridge, OR even put that free water in the freezer, and then mix the new, free frozen water with sink water. Bam! Cold water. For free. No permission, no epic spergy hours long "cleaning" session that will fuck up everything, no asking grandma to buy you bottled water, no need to find room in the fridge for the water to be cold. Stop. Making. Shit. Complicated.
Oh it is complicated, more so than you would care to know.

There's this idea that bottled water is somehow better for you and healthier than regular tap water. Never mind that municipal water has been treated and needs to pass certain stringent tests before it's allowed back into the drinking water. Never mind that it's continually tested and heads will roll if people get sick off of drinking it. Never mind that a fucking Brita filter removes most of the chlorine taste and smell you get from it. No people want bottled water because it costs more and therefore in their minds means it's better, cleaner and more refreshing.

It's all marketing and stupid people fall for it every single time.
 
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Nah man dental isn't covered here, however a GOOD portion of workplaces do offer some kind of dental benefits, even a Timmies job.

Except in dire circumstances like a wisdom tooth extraction, only when it starts to mess with your health.......This last statement could be completely mistaken btw.

This is correct. Not sure about extractions if the person isn't on OW or anything, though.
Also, RX is not covered by OHIP unless the person is on ODSP.
 
This is correct. Not sure about extractions if the person isn't on OW or anything, though.
Also, RX is not covered by OHIP unless the person is on ODSP.
Ambulance rides aren't covered either. unless it's a life or death situation.
Broke your foot? take a cab :P
 
They even sell tubs of water with the little spout thing that you can put in your fridge and then BAM, cold water all the time for (almost) free and it's easy to get into a glass.
I feel like Julie is a lot like a child with eyes bigger than her stomach so if Granny buys unhealthy shit she literally has no self control about not eating it or eating it in moderation because it's there.
Also, damn girl 7 cavities? At that rate your teeth will be more filling than teeth at age 30
 
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