JonTron Salt - feat. the growing Yooka-Laylee shitstorm (Mighty No. 9 2.0)

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Dangerhair here is like one of those autistic temper tantrums done by some kid back at school, they to make the situation worst.
 
People are now making JonTron edits of Banjo-Kazooie.

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Team17 is pretty much sperging out that jontron has some views that they disagree with. what I don't get is, why when the game has gone gold, did they remove it. is it a day one patch, update, nobody knows. I feel sorry for playtonic. they have a pretty amazing game with potential that's going to be attacked by this controversy that is stupid to begin with. this is why it will be a lesson to everyone in the video game industry

and that lesson is, "NEVER EVER PANDER TO SJWS, THEY WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED."
 
Team17 is pretty much sperging out that jontron has some views that they disagree with. what I don't get is, why when the game has gone gold, did they remove it. is it a day one patch, update, nobody knows. I feel sorry for playtonic. they have a pretty amazing game with potential that's going to be attacked by this controversy that is stupid to begin with. this is why it will be a lesson to everyone in the video game industry

and that lesson is, "NEVER EVER PANDER TO SJWS, THEY WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED."
Can't wait for the release date. There's going to be a joke about cross-dressing or a guy getting confused for a chick, or the SJWs will just pull something out of their ass, but you can just tell they'll blow up over nothing again.
 
So, it's just as I suspected. Don't cave in to SJWs, and they have no real power over you.

No, never. Yet companies still don't get it. Not once have SJWs ever orchestrated a successful boycott. Every attempt they have made just pisses off the ACTUAL customer base.

The only reason it seems different is hey, guess what, the SJWS are the ones that have fucking jobs at online gaming news websites, or their friends are. Yet companies still keep falling for this bullshit. And the majority of the people complaining were NEVER going to buy your game in the first place, no matter what you do to please them
 
No, never. Yet companies still don't get it. Not once have SJWs ever orchestrated a successful boycott. Every attempt they have made just pisses off the ACTUAL customer base.

They succeeded in getting GTA V banned in Australia, though from what I know the Australian government is extremely skiddish about any games with an "M" rating so it wasn't that hard in retrospect.
 
They succeeded in getting GTA V banned in Australia, though from what I know the Australian government is extremely skiddish about any games with an "M" rating so it wasn't that hard in retrospect.

Please, that game was going to be banned there anyway. As you said yourself, Aussieland is a bunch of pussies when it comes to M-Rated games.
 
Please, that game was going to be banned there anyway. As you said yourself, Aussieland is a bunch of pussies when it comes to M-Rated games.
You'd think that Australians would have some balls with all the animals there trying to kill them.
 
Why the fuck would you put a literal dangerhair faggot in charge of handling this when he's actually the personification of the problem?


Because his bosses think white dangerhair faggots make up the majority of people playing videogames, would be my guess
 
Please, that game was going to be banned there anyway. As you said yourself, Aussieland is a bunch of pussies when it comes to M-Rated games.

You'd think that Australians would have some balls with all the animals there trying to kill them.

And banned.

Why the fuck would you put a literal dangerhair faggot in charge of handling this when he's actually the personification of the problem?

If it helps, they probably really, really regret that decision now.
 
what word does dangerhair filter for?

I think "dangerhair" refers to the weird, terrible (usually brightly dyed) hair styles that a lot of the 'offended by life' crew will get.

Their hair is dyed a color that is unnatural in humans or mammals in general, and is more most commonly found among poisonous animals like dart frogs or tropical snakes.

Hence the term danger-hair.
 
Banjo Kazooie is like twenty years old. There are plenty of young adults who had never even heard of the game until watching JonTron sperg about it in his videos.

I guarantee that plenty of people contributed to the Kickstarter not because JonTron was in it but because that's how they heard of the game in the first place. When Team 17 shit on him they took it personally which explains a lot of the outrage imo.

Whether it makes sense or not, I'm sure that it's plenty of people's reasoning as to why they're so salty.
 
I am confused as to how this man is still employed.

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So under a whim, I turned the Internet Autism Machine to full blast and I decided to look at Team 17 under the microscope.

Jonno didn't yield anything of interest, funny enough, but who did yield quite a bit was his superior, Chris Schilling.

Surprising exactly no one on this forum with a functioning sense of pattern recognition, he's got connections to the usual suspects.

So Chris Schilling, then.

Initial scans showed he might be a member of the dangerhair squad, since he's covered NeoGAF an awful lot. I also discovered that he apparently did a guest piece in The Guardian once.

So then I tightened the search net, and I found this... Masterpiece, written by Schilling.

Chris Schilling said:
Video games may be considered a male-dominated pastime, but a recent survey conducted by the Pew Research Centre showed a higher percentage of console owners in the US were women. While Lara Croft is the figurehead for female protagonists, the women behind the scenes surely deserve their time in the spotlight. Here are seven industry pioneers that are making games a better place for women.

I don't even need to say anything further, do I? You know who's on this list.

Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian

Further analysis has shown that he loves him some Feminist Frequency, and, like Jake Alley, believes GG is all about harassment. This is neither anomalous nor especially damning.

What fucking is a little more damning however, is that he's voicing full support for Ed Smith, Vice Media staffer and human speed-bump who notoriously has written literally hundreds of articles bemoaning GG and whining about how it's responsible for all the evils on the tubernets.

The article that Schilling's voicing support for is this fucking thing, which declared Milo the "leader of Gamergate" a year and a half after GG fucking ended. I'm not going to quote that one because you've all read fifty thousand fucking "Gamergate is Satan" articles by now and they're all exactly the fucking same. There's not much to say here except that Smith pathologically stated that GG supporters deserved to be harassed.

TL;DR: Team 17's head, Chris Schilling, is a NeoGAF supporter and has white knighted both Feminist Frequency and Quinn previously.

Most of his outbursts were early into GG, where he could be forgiven for whatever stance he had if he'd just shut up about it and said nothing. Unfortunately, he's on record not only voicing support for Quinn well into 2016, but supporting Ed Smith, a complete lunatic who believes that GG is Satan and also that Jace was real. While it's a bit too early to say he's in the tank - he's certainly more subtle and intelligent than your average Anti-GGer - enough evidence exists to support him being biased.

I'll see if I can dig more up.
 
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