Cranjis McBasketball
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Three dead lolcows featured on the front page, that has to be some sort of record. Why does everyone keep dying?
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There's nothing more Jewish than denying Christ btw. Your closest allies are the Bolsheviks lol."Also if you kill yourself you... ACK"
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the world is ruled by the demons/Satans of the air and the Kingdom of Heaven will defeat them,for the battle is already lost and Christ reigns supreme. Cobes and Joe are living it up with Ozzy and Hogan in heaven TWU.Another harmless autist gone. What is it with this fucking month? There are countless goonclown-ish degenerates rightfully deserving to croak. Are they performing some preemptive satanic rituals to save themselves from the Reaper?
I'm tempted to just sticker you for the particularly explicit TMI and be done with it but I'll express some solidarityYes, I am seeing the same.
I'll probably do it soon myself.
I have been repeatedly gutted this August. The worst things keep happening to me.
I have been wondering if it is all some sort of nightmare. If there is some kind of entity that wants me dead and it is inflicting psychological torture on me until I give up. Some kind of Goldberg machine where the tiniest speck of dust initiated an irreversible process that will end up with my annihilation. The events have been so unlikely and so personally devastating and riddled with synchronicities and seemingly coordinated to maximize my pain, that I find it hard not to perceive some sort of design. All of them were easily avoidable, but all of them happened. I keep thinking about how just 1% of luck would have prevented all of them. How none of them were apparently the lowest energy configuration, as if even thermodynamics were bended to fuck up with me.
Even LLMs, out of the blue, are recommending me to kill myself. It is like a conspiracy against my life.
I cannot help but wonder if these people were experiencing the same. If there is truly something wrong that only some can detect or if there is some kind of weapon being used against defective people like myself.
I'm not religious, nor superstitious, nor I characterize myself, I think, for being highly irrational in my beliefs. I'm not some Reddit/IFLS atheist. I have a career in science and research, real/hard science, not social/trans "science". It is extremely uncharacteristic for me to have thoughts of this nature.
I guess the Solomonoff prior is indeed malign. I have a sense of impending doom, and I don't seem to be the only one. Who knows.
Agreed. Fucking thing has a body count and ruins the lives of its wearers far too often to be coincidence. RIP to another harmless eccentric.And he was wearing a Sonichu medallion. Poor bastard never had a prayer. I'm convinced those things are genuinely bad juju and you couldn't pay me to take one.
Trannies: “Kiwi Farms is evil and tries to cause suicides!!!!”
The reality:
*lolcow commits sudoku*
Kiwi Farms: “This is super sad and horrible, we will miss you and all the lols you have given us, rest in peace king.”
This thread has been extremely disturbing, depressing, and has messed up my night at work but for some reason I can't stop reading.
That was my thought as well, especially considering that one of the suicide victims he apparently admired/considered his 'spirit guide' did so by consuming sodium nitrite too, maybe that's where he got the idea from and it does appear prevalent in the anti-natalist/pro-suicide 'community' online. The main thing I'm wondering about is the gas he inhaled: it certainly didn't look like a nitrous oxide canister but I can't really tell what it was, whatever it was he took it out of the fridge and nitrous/helium certainly don't need to be kept at a cold temperature. Helium is pretty common too amongst the pro-suicide/euthanasia community, it displaces oxygen but doesn't cause the response of suffocation [caused by CO2 build-up rather than lack of oxygen] so it's pretty popular.Not that it really matters, but I’m positive he took sodium nitrite and not potassium cyanide. KCN (potassium cyanide) is lethal after 200 milligrams, but he took 21 grams of the white powder.
Standard sodium nitrite method indicates a normal adult would take 25g mixed with a certain number of syringes of water. He was sadly pretty frail here so 21g makes sense, but it still made him vomit and convulse horribly. He still managed to overshoot the dose.
Anyway, no one should be doing this shit. It’s easily one of the scariest ways to go especially if you mess it up like this.
Suicide is contagious but life is getting pretty fucking hard for everyone, I empathize with the feeling that for many, this August was just the fucking worst. Unfortunately, I don't see September "getting better".Why does everyone keep dying?
Surely that was the phrase used by Adam to Eve (or Steve) to start shit off.Anyone wants to help expand the Winkoverse?
Oh shit you're think you're right, that jogged some neurons. I had the wrong bespoke suicide strat.Not that it really matters, but I’m positive he took sodium nitrite and not potassium cyanide. KCN (potassium cyanide) is lethal after 200 milligrams, but he took 21 grams of the white powder.
Standard sodium nitrite method indicates a normal adult would take 25g mixed with a certain number of syringes of water. He was sadly pretty frail here so 21g makes sense, but it still made him vomit and convulse horribly. He still managed to overshoot the dose.
Anyway, no one should be doing this shit. It’s easily one of the scariest ways to go especially if you mess it up like this.
Venmo me for some tallboys.I'll probably do it soon myself.
What I remember reading about Cyanide/Sodium suicide, your body will try to vomit it up so your supposed to inhale something (it might have been helium, it might have been nitrous, it might have been something else entirely) to keep you from getting nauseous so you don't vomit it up and live. But instructions assumed you wouldn't be able to get a whole 50 cuL, just a tiny little nodule at the store, so you were to do what Joe did: seal it to your face until it was gone, then remove it so suffocation reflex isn't triggered, then lay back and pass out forever. I remember them telling you to make sure you'd be able to cut it off very quickly because unconsciousness would happen within less than a minute.The main thing I'm wondering about is the gas he inhaled: it certainly didn't look like a nitrous oxide canister but I can't really tell what it was, whatever it was he took it out of the fridge and nitrous/helium certainly don't need to be kept at a cold temperature. Helium is pretty common too amongst the pro-suicide/euthanasia community, it displaces oxygen but doesn't cause the response of suffocation [caused by CO2 build-up rather than lack of oxygen] so it's pretty popular.
That scares me. I'd rather he went into it with conviction, I don't want to believe his last moments were him panicking and full of regret. I know deep down though.Venmo me for some tallboys.![]()
In all seriousness, watch Joe's video. He wanted to live. Whatever issues he had be damned, that boy wanted to live.
And so do you.