💼 Careercow Joe Cracker / Robert C. McGee

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Joe_Cracker said:
You have no idea, in light of recent events at Sony Pictures. Everything I stand for "artists integrity and unauthorized censorship" has taken a blow. Now, no more BS. If you playas are for real and I pray to God you are then how can we get temporary distribution rights to The Interview?
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I feel for Sony Pictures. Do you know who else I feel for, Joe? Me. Tonight I came home to find my wife in the arms of another man. In the same bed where we conceived my barely-average children.

I couldn't even get mad. She sees me as a total failure now -- bankrupt, facing imminent tax charges from the FBI that will ruin our family. What kind of a life can I provide for Little Tommy, who can't even get his cleft palate fixed?

God help Sony if they are unfortunate enough to believe your crazy promises, too.

You go and pursue your latest fantasy and timewaster. @Surtur and I are proceeding ahead on our Unknown Creature Feature.
 
Meowthkip said:
So, are you considering another production company, then?

I know some people who work for Troma. I got connections, mang.
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I hope they're not Lloyd Kaufman's personal assistants. He's batshit insane, but a good move for Joe since he's crazy enough to go through with it.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
You have no idea, in light of recent events at Sony Pictures. Everything I stand for "artists integrity and unauthorized censorship" has taken a blow. Now, no more BS. If you playas are for real and I pray to God you are then how can we get temporary distribution rights to The Interview?
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Call them up and tell them Seth Rogen is playing you in a movie about your life. I'm sure that'll do it.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
You have no idea, in light of recent events at Sony Pictures. Everything I stand for "artists integrity and unauthorized censorship" has taken a blow. Now, no more BS. If you playas are for real and I pray to God you are then how can we get temporary distribution rights to The Interview?
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Oh my god where to begin....

1- It would cost you $40 million minimum. That's how much the movie cost to make not including promotional costs.

2- Lets say you get the rights somehow. You'd then have to convince movie theaters to screen the movie. Before the film was cancelled Regal Entertainment, AMC Entertainment, Cinemark, Carmike Cinemas, and Cineplex Entertainment cancelled all screenings. If Sony can't convince them to continue screening the film what can you do?

3- You could go the VOD route and in all honesty you'd have a hot property on your hands. The thing is you wouldn't recoup your money this route. Same goes for Netflix.

Financially this isn't viable for you. You've already ruined @Artard's life, do you want to ruin others?
 
If your having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a hacker ain't one.

If you heard what I said, Temporary distribution rights. That would mean only pay them part of the 40 million, the rest needs to be spent on security for these theaters who are afraid to show it. Kickstarter would be our best bet.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
If your having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a hacker ain't one.

If you heard what I said, Temporary distribution rights. That would mean only pay them part of the 40 million, the rest needs to be spent on security for these theaters who are afraid to show it. Kickstarter would be our best bet.
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You are more delusional than TJ Church.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
If your having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a hacker ain't one.

If you heard what I said, Temporary distribution rights. That would mean only pay them part of the 40 million, the rest needs to be spent on security for these theaters who are afraid to show it. Kickstarter would be our best bet.
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Just to let you know, son, you got way more than 99 problems. Even your dad knows this to be true homie.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
If your having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a hacker ain't one.
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Joe_Cracker said:
If your having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a hacker ain't one.

If you heard what I said, Temporary distribution rights. That would mean only pay them part of the 40 million, the rest needs to be spent on security for these theaters who are afraid to show it. Kickstarter would be our best bet.
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I am now seeking legal counsel and I have been informed that I have grounds to sue you on the following grounds:

a. Tortious interference of a business relationship (you promising and being highly negligent in your failure to deliver on all of your projects this year has destroyed my side agreements with both my investors and my distributors)
b. Intentional infliction of emotional distress (YOU RUINED MY FAMILY)
c. Wire Fraud, for your abuse of crowdfunding platforms (the person who gave you the $5 donation is not the white knight you think he is).

Strange, isn't it? I can sue you for these terrible things you've done to me financially, yet there is no court of law that will sentence you for ruining a man's life.
 
Artard said:
I am now seeking legal counsel and I have been informed that I have grounds to sue you on the following grounds:

a. Tortious interference of a business relationship (you promising and being highly negligent in your failure to deliver on all of your projects this year has destroyed my side agreements with both my investors and my distributors)
b. Intentional infliction of emotional distress (YOU RUINED MY FAMILY)
c. Wire Fraud, for your abuse of crowdfunding platforms (the person who gave you the $5 donation is not the white knight you think he is).

Strange, isn't it? I can sue you for these terrible things you've done to me financially, yet there is no court of law that will sentence you for ruining a man's life.
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That's a total load of bull, I got that dude's address he's getting his Blu-ray and so is every other doner, they just to need to give me an address to send it too.
 
Joe_Cracker said:
You mean what did I accomplish yesturday? Well to answer that I got an early version of the extended cut finished for The Unknown Creatures 10th anniversary. I'm pretty sure you would know that if you checked my twitter account.
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No, I meant what did you accomplish TODAY. That's why I asked what you accomplished TODAY.
 
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