🎨 Artcow Jiminycricketfan007 - Girl who's married to Jiminy Cricket

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Piga Dgrifm said:
Why does she always draw the cricket like he's seven feet tall?
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Maybe her self-insert character is really small compared to Jiminy, like Thumbelina?

DirkBloodStormKing said:
Why don't I have the horrifying rating when I need it the most...

But seriously though, @Derpygirl197, you're legally an adult. Do you seriously want to end up living with your parents because all you do is fantasize over a fictional cricket? Do you seriously want to end up like this guy?

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No? I didn't think so.

However, if you keep going with the route you are taking right now (which is fapping to Jiminy Cricket and continuing to act like a lolcow), unfortunately, you may end up just like Christian Weston Chandler.
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Does she write or talk about her life on dA? She might go to school or have a job. If her love for the cricket doesn't interfere with that, then I don't see why she would have to give him up.

Psychologically speaking, telling her to grow out of it might just make her embrace it even harder.
 
Oh God this chick. I remember me and my friend found her when SUA was still a thing. She gave us much lolz. I actually considered creating a thread for her but never got around to it. Partially because I remember her being underage and I had my doubts on creating a thread for someone who's not a legal adult. But it's guess it's nice to know that she's now 18 and still same old same old. Also didn't know about the belly rubbing fetish though. That's gross.

She's kinda like a more deranged DisneyFan01.


CuriousBystander said:
Honestly, women with Disney husbandos are my favorite type of lolcow.
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I remember from years ago coming across some chick who wanted fuck Jafar from Aladdin. She was kinda weird but I don't know if she was much of a lolcow. She was a contributor on TV Tropes though.

Steamboat_Bill said:
What disturbs me the most about this person is not just the whole "wants to fuck Jiminy Cricket" thing, it's that she thinks she can get away with it by doing fan art of her and Cliff Edwards.

There is no need to get him into this. He had a pretty rough life. You don't need to make him suffer even more.
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I had a somewhat autistic obsession with Pinnocchio when I was 13 (it was never as bad as Jimminycricketfan007) and remember finding out about his life through IMDB. Wasn't he an alcoholic who ended up dead in some hospital unidentified? And it took like a couple of days to identify him? I remember being really depressed when I found that out.
 
TheMightyMonarch said:
I had a somewhat autistic obsession with Pinnocchio when I was 13 (it was never as bad as Jimminycricketfan007) and remember finding out about his life through IMDB. Wasn't he an alcoholic who ended up dead in some hospital unidentified? And it took like a couple of days to identify him? I remember being really depressed when I found that out.
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Yeah, he had major drug and alcohol problems and when his body was left unclaimed at the hospital, it was donated to a medical school. It was only after the AFA discovered this and covered his expenses, that he had an actual burial.
 
I sort of wonder if she missed out on having a father figure in her life and somehow developed this creepy obsession because of it. Overall weird behavior but seems relatively harmless...for now. [/end bad attempt at armchair psychiatry]

Oh, man, she reminds me of a girl online who got featured on several Livejournal communities; her username was princess_magpie. She has a spirit lover who takes form in various fictional characters, particularly Cale from the "Looking for Group" webcomic. She sewed together a life-sized version of him and had sex with it. She also had a journal for "Cale to write through her," and he would come and defend her, making statements like, "I'll break your head wide open."

I hope this poor girl doesn't get to that point.
 
Okay, I finally finished reading the post.

@Derpygirl197 I honestly don't have any issue with you, and I don't really get the impression any one else particularly dislikes you. I admit I am now concerned about the friendship developed with that Dorothy-obsessed perve, but I'll take your word and give you kudos for cutting off communication.

I admit I am sensitive too, but one can be sensitive and still be an asshole; just because someone is sensitive doesn't mean the individual is a saintly angel. After stating the you would have the website taken down illegally, I am starting to wonder if you're really the harassed victim as much as you are the attacker. Shit got real for me a few years ago, and I finally had to wake up and realize I was the latter.

I'm not saying I necessarily believe you meet asshole criteria, but rather may be a little aggressive at times. I want to see you exceed; please don't use autism as an excuse to not put effort into making your life better.

As far as your fetish goes, well like I said in my last post it seems pretty harmless. I mean as long as you're not trying to convince underaged children to dress up as Jiminy Cricket and have your way with them, then I don't care what you do in your time. I live in a small town where everyone is practically inbred--I wish I was exaggerating--so it's going to take a lot more than that to phase me.

Also don't be too terribly upset by @DirkBloodStormKing. About a month ago she decided to be rotten and purposefully created a sock puppet account, only to be trigger us animal lovers.

EDIT: ...@DirkBloodStormKing I am so sorry. I got you completely mixed up with another user in another thread. Please accept my sincerest apologies for that.
 
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Even though it looks like she exaggerates Jiminy's stomach, there is that odd paternal link that Jiminy, Wogglebug and John Silver. Unattractive (or attractiveness was not important in their design), with a rotund midsection.

You can only point and laugh so much at crappy artwork, though. The fact there's this fucking coterie devoted to them on DeviantART, that in itself is just astounding.
 
ahavayeshana said:
Okay, I finally finished reading the post.

@Derpygirl197 I honestly don't have any issue with you, and I don't really get the impression any one else particularly dislikes you. I admit I am now concerned about the friendship developed with that Dorothy-obsessed perve, but I'll take your word and give you kudos for cutting off communication.

I admit I am sensitive too, but one can be sensitive and still be an asshole; just because someone is sensitive doesn't mean the individual is a saintly angel. After stating the you would have the website taken down illegally, I am starting to wonder if you're really the harassed victim as much as you are the attacker. Shit got real for me a few years ago, and I finally had to wake up and realize I was the latter.

I'm not saying I necessarily believe you meet asshole criteria, but rather may be a little aggressive at times. I want to see you exceed; please don't use autism as an excuse to not put effort into making your life better.

As far as your fetish goes, well like I said in my last post it seems pretty harmless. I mean as long as you're not trying to convince underaged children to dress up as Jiminy Cricket and have your way with them, then I don't care what you do in your time. I live in a small town where everyone is practically inbred--I wish I was exaggerating--so it's going to take a lot more than that to phase me.

Also don't be too terribly upset by @DirkBloodStormKing. About a month ago she decided to be rotten and purposefully created a sock puppet account, only to be trigger us animal lovers.
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Agreed. Also, while everyone has their fetishes, it's usually best to keep them to yourself. Like @ahavayeshana said, just as long as you do not involve minors in your fetishes, it's okay to have them.
 
oneninetyone said:
Yeah, he had major drug and alcohol problems and when his body was left unclaimed at the hospital, it was donated to a medical school. It was only after the AFA discovered this and covered his expenses, that he had an actual burial.
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Interesting. Almost the same thing happened to Bobby Driscoll, the voice of Peter Pan. After he died of drug abuse his body was unidentifiable and was buried as a John Doe on Hart Island in New York City. Disney eventually tracked him down using fingerprints.
 
Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
Interesting. Almost the same thing happened to Bobby Driscoll, the voice of Peter Pan. After he died of drug abuse his body was unidentifiable and was buried as a John Doe on Hart Island in New York City. Disney eventually tracked him down using fingerprints.
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Now you've reminded me of Charles Crumb and his fetish for Bobby Driscoll in Treasure Island, and now I think I unleashed a whole complex of fetishes here...

But where was I? Oh, yes... It's wrong to want to fuck Jiminy Cricket and say so in the open.
 
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