✨ Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger - Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

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I only skimmed the highlights but it seems there's nothing yet juxtaposing things against "stacy's mom has got it going on" and "jeffery star has got hit by a car"
 
Not gonna lie. I was really hoping for full body cast flew 20ft in the air and landed in a crumpled heap every bone in his body broken hit by a car.
 
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I don't understand how this man gained such a large following to begin with. All he does is make-up, drama, and be gay.
 
Tbh I was already in the camp with a lot of others here from the get-go about not believing this, but now I somehow believe it even less after this (didn't see it posted, but rate me late if so):

TMZ - "Jeffree Star Shares Pics of Wrecked Rolls-Royce"

A back broken in three spots but was discharged after almost a full day, in nothing but a back brace? Nah.
Even if he was discharged that early - which is entirely possible because of the coof - he wouldn't just be walking with nothing but a back brace, if walking at all. Especially if the spinal fractures were in his lower spine, which is where one could assume the damage was, considering both the back brace used and how he has no issues lifting his arms to brace himself while also taking that bathroom selfie. But now, after learning he can apparently walk unassisted with just a back brace, I very sincerely doubt he suffered a full fracture, let alone three. At most, I'd reckon he may have a small, hairline fracture in one area, and the doctors were vigilant enough to catch it. Something he's pretty damn lucky for, because those small cracks are hard for even specialists to find, sometimes.
Spinal injuries are absolutely no fucking joke. That shit is a one and done thing. It happens, you are wrecked for life, and the only thing surgery on it will do is maybe slow down the process of gradually folding in half like a lawn chair. And I say "maybe" very optimistically, because spinal surgery tends to make things somehow worse. I admit, I could entirely be taking the article literally and he may have also been in a wheel chair, but I feel like that would have been something to mention by either TMZ or the man himself.
I guess it's all really semantics at this point though, because whether it's multiple fractures or just a single hairline fracture, he's not going to be the same from here on out. Physically or mentally. Car accidents really do fuck with you in every facet. I'd feel bad if he weren't (most likely) going to use this for sympathy after being "cancelled".
Mighty coincidental this happened right before a new launch. Almost as much as when the Payday Gang robbed him of concealer. Funny, that.

Plus, on how the car looks in the aftermath, kinda doubt the car fully flipped "multiple times". I'd wager it was maybe once, but the damage just doesn't seem consistent with flipping after hitting a patch of ice while driving like a Californian. If it did, I'd like to know what defense contractor had a hand in making it, because they could rival Lockeed-Martin.

Tl;dr: Californian ghoul-alien lies, but is astoundingly bad at it. And ice is the slippery answer to the Californian problem.
 
Bunny Tracks said:
It goes without saying, but a broken back is no joke.

Even if it's just one vertebrae, and he's not paralyzed from the waist down, he's still gonna be in a lot of pain for the rest of his life, and most likely require a lot of other follow-up surgeries. Not to mention that he's probably gonna get at least somewhat addicted to all the pain medication he's gonna have to take because of said surgeries, and all the pain he's going to be in like @Cryin RN said.

Slight power-level, but I know a few people who've messed up their backs in car accidents, and they've basically just devolved as people.

Keep in mind, their accidents, and injuries were nowhere near as bad as Jeffree's and they've still become broken, bitter, aggressive fuckheads with opioid-fried brains who do nothing, but sniffle due to having completely destroyed their sinuses by snorting crushed up pain medication, and bitch and moan about how much pain they're constantly in, and how they have to have another surgery soon.

He might not have died, but his life, at least as he knew it, is completely fucking over. Mark my words, he's gonna wish he was dead.
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This is nonsense. Back injuries scale from completely benign to tetraplegia. The photo of him in a badly fitted neck brace with him sat up to around 40 degrees makes me believe this is all totally fabricated. Sorry for powerlevel.
 
Lol people like Jeffree don't drive, they teleport from bathhouse to salon in showers of rainbow fairy dust, leaving behind only an enigmatic whiff of eau de Toilet Duck.

Seriously, I think he intentionally brushed against a light pole (not for the first time), and cried about a fractured back, probably so he can claim to be non-ableist for his next nose hair paint line. That hospital photo looks so staged, the blue-haired fella looks like he has a gun to his head.

At some point these social media nobs will condition us to think that everybody is staging everything. He could commit a mass-shooting and I'd think it was to promote some mascara-themed FPS.
 
Neil said:
Jeffrey got into a car accident and is hospitalized.
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Behold: That is how you turn a fruit into a vegetable.

Neil said:
Jeffrey Star is a genuinely bad enough person that his injury somehow shifted Twitter culture to where it's now okay to call him a faggot and make fun of his gayness.


Fucking amazing.
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Imagine being that much of a repulsive faggot that Twitter-leftists somehow despise you even more than Milo Yiannopolos....
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
Mild PL, but I bought two of his liquid lipsticks before I learned what a dbag he is.
They're ok to wear, but nothing super special. I won't buy from him again, though. I loathe the drama around him.

When I hear about his makeup now, I'm remind of the video where a mother beat her toddler daughter for getting into mom's JS shadow palette and ruining it.
Thankfully, CPS got involved and removed the baby from mom and gave custody to the girls father.
I have no idea why the mom thought posting the video was a good idea; some said she hoped JS would see it and give her free makeup.
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Succubus said:
I remember this. I tried to find the video again but it looks like her whole channel was taken down?

This is what she looks like.

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Here's the video. It says part 2, but it's actually the entire video. The channel that uploaded it has another video of hers up that they labeled part 1 for some reason.
 
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