✨ Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger - Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

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M0JY0 said:
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"Aw, fuck. If he dies, I'm never going to find another sugar daddy this rich again."
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To be fair he has absolutely no candidate for inheritance only him being the one and only person alive that managed to handle his fucking shit for this long without snapping or turning on him, so if Jeffrey dies he gets it all at most i think he would split it with Jeffrey's mom so its probably in his best interest to have Jeffrey live as long as possible and continue to rack up on the fund
 
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Calculus said:
His next palette will be called "Car Crash" and will feature shades such as "Black Eye", "Bandage", "Bruise", "Broken Back", etc. The palette itself will be shaped like a car.
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If I had drink, I’d give it to you.

But I don’t so you’re gonna be a winner instead. It fits.
 
It goes without saying, but a broken back is no joke.

Even if it's just one vertebrae, and he's not paralyzed from the waist down, he's still gonna be in a lot of pain for the rest of his life, and most likely require a lot of other follow-up surgeries. Not to mention that he's probably gonna get at least somewhat addicted to all the pain medication he's gonna have to take because of said surgeries, and all the pain he's going to be in like @Cryin RN said.

Slight power-level, but I know a few people who've messed up their backs in car accidents, and they've basically just devolved as people.

Keep in mind, their accidents, and injuries were nowhere near as bad as Jeffree's and they've still become broken, bitter, aggressive fuckheads with opioid-fried brains who do nothing, but sniffle due to having completely destroyed their sinuses by snorting crushed up pain medication, and bitch and moan about how much pain they're constantly in, and how they have to have another surgery soon.

He might not have died, but his life, at least as he knew it, is completely fucking over. Mark my words, he's gonna wish he was dead.
 
Bunny Tracks said:
It goes without saying, but a broken back is no joke.

Even if it's just one vertebrae, and he's not paralyzed from the waist down, he's still gonna be in a lot of pain for the rest of his life, and most likely require a lot of other follow-up surgeries. Not to mention that he's probably gonna get at least somewhat addicted to all the pain medication he's gonna have to take because of said surgeries, and all the pain he's going to be in like @Cryin RN said.

Slight power-level, but I know a few people who've messed up their backs in car accidents, and they've basically just devolved as people.

Keep in mind, their accidents, and injuries were nowhere near as bad as Jeffree's and they've still become broken, bitter, aggressive fuckheads with opioid-fried brains who do nothing, but sniffle due to having completely destroyed their sinuses by snorting crushed up pain medication, and bitch and moan about how much pain they're constantly in, and how they have to have another surgery soon.

He might not have died, but his life, at least as he knew it, is completely fucking over. Mark my words, he's gonna wish he was dead.
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Idk I was fucking pissed that another bad person "breaks their back" and isn't rendered a paraplegic. Because of my employment history, I know good people who were paralyzed for life. These people never seem to. Weird.

Jeffree Star permanently in a wheelchair would have put a dent in his absolute degenerate bullshit for sure. I'm disappointed.

Guarantee you he was driving like a complete asshole and risking the lives of everyone around him in his gigantic pink luxury SUV too.
 
ClipBitch said:
Calling it now. In a month or two he's going to get a ton of money/publicity from exposing all the people celebrating his accident. Even if the wreck isn't fake he'll still leverage it.
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Calculus said:
His next palette will be called "Car Crash" and will feature shades such as "Black Eye", "Bandage", "Bruise", "Broken Back", etc. The palette itself will be shaped like a car.
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I can believe both of these, and I hope they happen.

Jeffree Star is an objectively horrible person, but I can't hate him. He's too self aware. He's a cold, calculating queen bitch that loves chaos and dgaf about politics or social justice or anyone but himself. He refuses to play the genderspecial troon game which is a credit to his high level of manipulative evil, a lesser freak would have jumped on that train long long ago.

Jeffree encapsulates the early-mid aughts alt LGB vibe, when "gay" and "fag" were acceptable insults to throw around and LGBs took them and threw them back. It was all about being angry and decadent and rubbing your gay freakiness in peoples faces. I miss that vibe. It was also self-aware enough that it wasn't mistaken for ACTUAL social justice and didn't intrude on LGB activism, it was just angry fags blowing off some steam having fun being angry and shocking and that was all in good liberating fun. Closer to John Waters' vibe than any modern sensitive trigger-happy LGBTWTFBBQ who claims to love Waters.

I'm not gonna defend a goddamn thing about Jeffree Star but I'm also not gonna act like I don't enjoy his puppeteering. It doesn't effect me, idgaf about makeup or beauty guru YT or whatever. I love seeing the chaos he creates. He's a self-made man with fuckballs money and a bad attitude who creates drama for fun. He's the villain we deserve or whatever the fuck.
 
This got referenced a long time ago in the thread but I feel like it's still relevant now. A Something Awful article from fucking 2005, mocking his MySpace persona, that had not yet been archived.

Jeffree "CUNT" Star
Defining Quote: "Picture Jeffree Star masturbating in a drop top Cadillac
Picture Jeffree Star tan and topless on a yacht
Picture Jeffree Star suckin on you like some candy
Picture Jeffree Star in your shirt and no panties
Picture Jeffree Star in the pool skinny dipping
Picture Jeffree Star in the 69 position
Picture Jeffree Star dancing on a stripper pole
Picture Jeffree Star in a Playboy centerfold"



Zack: Picture all that written in blood on a rusty door in Silent Hill.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star crying in the shower because of what he's become.
Picture Jeffree Star struggling to convince himself that he has friends.
Picture Jeffree Star wondering what true love feels like.
Picture Jeffree Star putting on a ridiculous mask just so he can face the day.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star getting thrown out of his Dungeons and Dragons group for poor hygiene.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star cooking a hardboiled egg.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star buying batteries for a remote control.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star making a basket at an adult learning class.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star reading the DaVinci Code and loving it.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star TiVoing every single episode of MASH.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star reading a recipe for pickles and only half understanding it.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star freaking out over the bee that's shut in the car with him.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star, as a child, getting leeches by walking through the creek barefoot.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star falling off a bicycle and skinning his knee.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star taking a hearing test and raising his right hand when he hears the tone.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star running out of toilet paper and using napkins to wipe himself.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star dialing a wrong number and being too embarassed to say anything when an unfamiliar voice greets him.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star spending ten minutes describing a dry wall bracket to an employee at Home Depot because he doesn't know what they're called.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star going through the Wendy's drivethrough again because they got his order wrong.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star reheating leftovers and not quite heating it all the way through but eating it anyway because he's pretty hungry.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star watching the Cable Ace Awards.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star sitting alone in his apartment and picturing Jeffree Star riding a pegasus.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star visiting his uncle in Utah and not being able to remember the name of his uncle's new wife.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star opening an email attachment with the .scr extension.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star forgetting his screen saver password and having to call technical support.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star trying to pick up a dime on a table right after he clipped his fingernails.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star buying a Calypso record at the Salvation Army because it looked pretty good but then playing it and being underwhelmed.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star pretending to know what episode of the Office everyone is talking about at a party but saying something that gives away the fact that he's never even seen the show.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star running late for work and spending three minutes looking everywhere for his keys and then realizing that they were in his other hand, and then picture him explaining it to his boss and they both have a laugh about it because his boss is a pretty laid back guy.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star getting a ticket for driving with one headlight out even though he got a fix-it ticket two weeks before, and now he's cursing himself for putting it off for so long.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star riding a sled so fast over a jump so big that he flies up into the air and just keeps going off into space and then he wakes up in a cold sweat and it was all a nightmare because his father was an astronaut who died in a sledding accident but he just fractured his skull and didn't fly off into space or anything.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star covertly eating a scab on the bus.

Dr. Thorpe: actually I like it better if it's "Picture Jeffree Star on the bus, covertly eating a scab."

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star trying to remember the name of the guy who played the bad guy in The Warriors and he was also a thug in 48 Hours, and it's totally on the tip of his tongue but he just can't seem to remember it.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star trying to ask for directions at a hotdog stand and the guy has a really thick Mexican accent that Jeffree Star can't understand but Jeffree Star just pretends he can understand it because he doesn't want to keep asking the guy to repeat himself and because he doesn't know where he's going he drives around for another twenty minutes and then stops at a gas station and gets in line for the register being run by a white woman and then she turns out to be Hungarian and he can't understand her either so he just goes home and calls his friend who he was supposed to take to a Boogie Boarding competition and says he has food poisoning.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star going to Target to look for a Christmas tree stand and finding out that they sold out of them that morning, so he goes to K-mart instead but they have also sold out of them, and as he gets back in his car to drive to Home Depot, he has a sudden moment of irrational panic and wonders if the clerks were lying to him, but then he laughs to himself and decides it's ridiculous, and he goes to Home Depot and finally finds a stand but it's thirty bucks and he can't justify spending that much on a christmas tree stand so he just puts the tree in a bucket of water and secures it to the wall with twine.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star absently doodling in the margins of a Land's End catalog while he's on the phone completing a survey on TV viewing habits.

Dr. Thorpe: Picture Jeffree Star finding his old Trapper Keeper from 8th grade and chuckling at the notes he passed to Kevin Miller, and wondering whatever happened to Keven Miller and then remembering he joined the navy, which was a pretty bonehead move as far as Jefree Star was concerned, but at the time he kept his mouth shut because Kevin seemed to be really into the whole navy thing.

Zack: Picture Jeffree Star being signed to a record label and becoming fabulously wealthy and popular, the envy of women and a sex object for both gay and straight men. Oh no, some things are just too ridiculous to actually visualize.

Dr. Thorpe: Yeah, I got about halfway through that one and my mind sort of shut down.
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Just for shits, and to limit weather spergery

Yes, it's still shit weather in this part of the country. We had snow last week, and our lows are still below freezing.

I posit that J* was speeding, in a car that's not suited for Wyoming roads or weather.

Source pl: I live in Northern Utah and hate spring snow
 
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