✨ Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger - Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

[Kheapathic]

This is why zombies shouldn't shamble near roadways; they're too slow to dodge cars.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Call me out of touch but why would someone buy makeup from a guy who looks like a ghoul?

What's next the Boogie2988 Weight Loss Diet Shakes?

 

[Barbarus]

I hope he doesn't get any Jefferey Scars from it

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Apparently he bought a ranch but not the farm, teehee: https://www.hellomagazine.com/homes/20210203106072/jeffree-star-home-wyoming-ranch-inside-photos/

So, a real life Ram Ranch?

 

[Troonos]

Aww, I clicked the linked hoping James Charles and Trisha Paytas were his passengers and that it was fatal for all involved.

 

[Steinercard]

The Millie Bobby Brown homophobic thing is an old and frankly retarded meme that baffles me. Basically people take random screenshots from her social media and put anti gay shit on it and propagate this weird cult of 'mlb dmed me to call me X' sort of thing. I remember there was a minor blowup about it and that the main defense for it was that lgbt people were making these jokes and therefore okay even though they're taking a completely innocent (at the time) child and pretending she's a massive homophobe.

In conclusion :faggots love to create drama from nothingness to make themselves feel good for their poor life choices.

ftfy

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I love how the featured content is written in a way that it just rolls off the tongue. It sounds like a bizarre parody of a children's book.

"Jeffrey Star Got Hit by a Car" by Dr. Seuss.

 

[Mr Sister]

You would expect flipping 3 times in a car would give you some scratches and bruises, but he looks completely fine besides the neck brace. Regardless Wyoming did have shitty driving conditions at the time of the crash and I wouldn't be surprised that they were retarded enough to crash. But flip 3 times?

 

[Slowboat to China]

In the words of Jeremy Clarkson: "Oh no! Anyway ..."

 

[Umaru Doma]

Calling it now. In a month or two he's going to get a ton of money/publicity from exposing all the people celebrating his accident. Even if the wreck isn't fake he'll still leverage it.

Put us all in the screenshots, Jeffree. Put us on Vice.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

I feel like god wanted to fuck with null and to get this featured lol

 

[OverNightBear]

>Wyoming

PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC

 

[Friendly Futa]

I hope the car didn't receive too much damage.

 

[Hambubger]

Call me out of touch but why would someone buy makeup from a guy who looks like a ghoul?

What's next the Boogie2988 Weight Loss Diet Shakes?

No Tommy Tooter prepackaged meals. I thought the same thing why would anyone buy make-up from niggas who are just one day away from srs.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

If god is out here granting wishes do James Charles next

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Jeffrey got into a car accident and is hospitalized.

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I've had one look at their hair and tats, and I sincerely hope this isn't a no-kill shelter.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I love how the featured content is written in a way that it just rolls off the tongue. It sounds like a bizarre parody of a children's book.

"Jeffrey Star Got Hit by a Car" by Dr. Seuss.

I was just about to say the same thing.

It's funny that Twitter of all places is suddenly okay with calling him a faggot considering the fact that they get pissy at the mere mention of the n-word.

 

[FearsReality]

Imagine being such a fucking cunt that not even twitter is gonna come to your side and instead gonna make fun of you

lmao, awesome

 

[graywolf88]

Black ice? This time of year?

In this part of the country?
Localized entirely on the road Jeffree was driving on?

 

[Calculus]

Calling it now. In a month or two he's going to get a ton of money/publicity from exposing all the people celebrating his accident. Even if the wreck isn't fake he'll still leverage it.

His next palette will be called "Car Crash" and will feature shades such as "Black Eye", "Bandage", "Bruise", "Broken Back", etc. The palette itself will be shaped like a car.