Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
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nypost.com

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …
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Attention: I am not nor have I ever been suicidal. Any future suicide attempts on my part are the covert endeavors of third parties. I do not want to die.
 
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hemolyzer said:
Attention: I am not not nor have I ever been suicidal. Any future suicide attempts on my part are the covert endeavors of third parties. I do not want to die.
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Guards, this man has lost his composure. Please help him wear this noose shaped necklace and attempt to quiet him down by covering his head with a pillow.
 
I keep seeing the fucking Trivago Daddy.....just make the goddamn biopic.

Courtney Love and Minnie Driver? Scandalous. Who's next? Winona Ryder? Whoopi Goldberg? Maggie Smith?
 
Secret Asshole said:
Hahaha, who in the ever living fuck is going to believe this? Master blackmailer dead as soon as he starts rolling on people. Yeah ok, this makes total fucking sense. Someone had to pull a ton of favors to get him dead in suicide watch.

Sure the cameras just happened to malfunction and nobody noticed. Please give me a fucking break.
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Guards should be forced to wear bodycams that can't be turned off and the cams send their recordings to an offsite server. This is in addition to the security cameras that already exist, surveillance out the ass with two sets of security cameras that run on two completely different systems. The fact that critical footage can just be lost like this is some dumb bullshit.

My scenario will never become a reality though, because if by some miracle the stars align and all three systems go down at once, that would raise reasonable suspicion as opposed to these 'accidents' & 'malfunctions' on single system security.
DoctorJimmyRay said:
I'd say that if your conspiracy hinges on the basic competency of anyone working in any sort of lockup in the United States (be it prison, jail, or otherwise) then you've made more a fool out of yourself than the idiot who let Epstein hang himself.
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I suppose the security cameras failing at just the right time was just coincidence too.
 
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Haramburger said:
Captain America, no!
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I know it's Boomer QAnon exceptionalism, but in tbe back of my head I can't disassociate any celebrity hardcore Trump sperging as doing it cause Trump getting rid of their human trafficked play things.

And Cap goes on some TDS benders.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I know it's Boomer QAnon exceptionalism, but in tbe back of my head I can't disassociate any celebrity hardcore Trump sperging as doing it cause Trump getting rid of their human trafficked play things.

And Cap goes on some TDS benders.
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He's a more prolific actor than I realized, I was surprised to look up some pre-Marvel movies to see him in things like Scott Pilgrim & Not Another Teen Movie.
 
Stasi said:
Interesting tidbit at the end. Apparently authorities have had trouble locating Maxwell and she hasn't been seen in weeks? ETA on her corpse being found?
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The Telegraph :
Ghislaine Maxwell told friends she planned to 'disappear' as Jeffrey Epstein case 'raised its ugly head'​
The British socialite at the centre of the Jeffrey Epstein sex scandal told friends in recent weeks that she planned to “totally disappear”.

Ghislaine Maxwell said she was "knocked for six" after lurid allegations resurfaced about her dealings with the paedophile billionaire, a source told the Telegraph.

It comes as US prosecutors are reportedly struggling to locate Miss Maxwell to question her about claims that she procured young girls for Epstein, who killed himself in a New York prison cell at the weekend.
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The bitch knows damn well Jeff didn't an hero.
 
People should forget about the "left" and the "right" and other such pointless political tribalism when it comes to things like this. The rich and powerful all go hand in hand and they don't care about their own meaningless talking points. There's no political spectrum on that level and they're all buddies or at least well-wishers. Everything else is just show for the plebs.

Also re: age of consent, while it's true that there are many western countries where it's lower than 18 it's always connected to a lot of "buts", one of them always universally being that money (buying gifts etc.) or a big power discrepancy between the parties involved (think teacher and pupil) is always illegal. Almost always they also require parental consent. The laws are usually written that way so that you don't get into a situation where the relationship between a 17 year old and 18-19 year old is illegal. They certainly don't allow for cases of old men perving on teens or exploiting them in any way and that's just as illegal in such countries as in the US.
 
AmpleApricots said:
Also re: age of consent, while it's true that there are many western countries where it's lower than 18 it's always connected to a lot of "buts", one of them always universally being that money (buying gifts etc.) or a big power discrepancy between the parties involved (think teacher and pupil) is always illegal. Almost always they also require parental consent. The laws are usually written that way so that you don't get into a situation where the relationship between a 17 year old and 18-19 year old is illegal. They certainly don't allow for cases of old men perving on teens or exploiting them in any way and that's just as illegal in such countries as in the US.
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And you sure as shit ain't allowed to film them having sex. Anywhere.
 
AmpleApricots said:
People should forget about the "left" and the "right" and other such pointless political tribalism when it comes to things like this. The rich and powerful all go hand in hand and they don't care about their own meaningless talking points. There's no political spectrum on that level and they're all buddies or at least well-wishers. Everything else is just show for the plebs.

Also re: age of consent, while it's true that there are many western countries where it's lower than 18 it's always connected to a lot of "buts", one of them always universally being that money (buying gifts etc.) or a big power discrepancy between the parties involved (think teacher and pupil) is always illegal. Almost always they also require parental consent. The laws are usually written that way so that you don't get into a situation where the relationship between a 17 year old and 18-19 year old is illegal. They certainly don't allow for cases of old men perving on teens or exploiting them in any way and that's just as illegal in such countries as in the US.
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While power (Such as the example with a teacher and student) is illegal, age, however, is unrestricted in most European ones. Sweden, for example, is a country where it's fully legal for a 70-year-old to bang a 15-year-old in exchange for gifts, as long as it's not hard cash.

Same goes for countries like Germany, Denmark and such. There is a good reason why old businessmen/women and movie stars constantly travel to Scandinavian countries, and it's definitely not for the view from what I've seen.
 
Here's some stuff crossposted from the pizzagate thread. They are trying so hard to cope. Nothing suspicious, we said there's no conspiracy, so there's no conspiracy!

Trombonista said:
Epstein's suicide makes me believe in Pizzagate even less. Why would he kill himself if he could just rat out everyone in the sex cult?
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I fap to junior idols said:
In case this is a real post,

he was obviously murdered. He got a 20 year minimum charge for child molestation in the past taken down to 11 months. He also spent those 11 months in work release. Basically he had to go to sleep in a shitty hotel for 11 months. He had the money and connections to not face real punishment.
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Trombonista said:
Prove it.
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I fap to junior idols said:
Do you really think a megalomaniac who has a private island devoted to sex with children, wanted to repopulate the world with his genes, and wanted to have his brain frozen in a jar of liquid nitrogen killed himself because he would have had to spend 11 months in a shitty hotel again?

Do you remember when the mere concept of Epstein having a 'child sex island' was a conspiracy theory?
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Trombonista said:
Who says he was gonna get 11 months again?
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Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Lol.

This is what I was talking about earlier, I'm not gonna throw in with Mr. Triangles, but the idea that you're just gonna say "lol nothing to see here" at Epstein's death kinda proves my earlier point about letting bias blind you.

But the triangle shit is silly, I'm with you guys there.
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Trombonista said:
No one here is obligated to believe what you believe.
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(After one more wise-ass response I won't paste I was then banned from that thread, I probably deserved it)


So according to the "anti-pizzagators" epstein's death was obviously a suicide and you'd have to be an idiot to think otherwise.

Sorry for the low quality quotes without links, it's accurate unless I mis-pasted something.
 
AmpleApricots said:
People should forget about the "left" and the "right" and other such pointless political tribalism when it comes to things like this. The rich and powerful all go hand in hand and they don't care about their own meaningless talking points. There's no political spectrum on that level and they're all buddies or at least well-wishers. Everything else is just show for the plebs.

Also re: age of consent, while it's true that there are many western countries where it's lower than 18 it's always connected to a lot of "buts", one of them always universally being that money (buying gifts etc.) or a big power discrepancy between the parties involved (think teacher and pupil) is always illegal. Almost always they also require parental consent. The laws are usually written that way so that you don't get into a situation where the relationship between a 17 year old and 18-19 year old is illegal. They certainly don't allow for cases of old men perving on teens or exploiting them in any way and that's just as illegal in such countries as in the US.
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people will be stuck on the left vs right nonsense. That why things are a mess. S ure we democrats got a child rapist but at least it's not trump!
This tribalism is what these folks like Epstein rely on every voting cycle. As long we stuck on the correct letter next to someone's name the ability to have leaders with integrity isn't going happen. To make things improve this left right dichotomy has to go.
A collapse is only way I see folks un learning a lot propaganda.
 
Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Here's some stuff crossposted from the pizzagate thread. They are trying so hard to cope. Nothing suspicious, we said there's no conspiracy, so there's no conspiracy!


(After one more wise-ass response I won't paste I was then banned from that thread, I probably deserved it)


So according to the "anti-pizzagators" epstein's death was obviously a suicide and you'd have to be an idiot to think otherwise.

Sorry for the low quality quotes without links, it's accurate unless I mis-pasted something.
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why you always be fucking with mods
 
Smarty Pants said:
Honestly, why not just fuck an 18 year old?
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Could end up getting negative ratings, but fuck it: it really makes no difference, especially if you're considerably older and you're manipulating the victims. A person who just turned out 18 on Monday won't start making smart decisions than she did during Sunday just because the age change. It makes a difference if your family is well adjusted and you all are aware that, until that age, you've been learning to behave like an adult and you're ready to be an adult. If you come from a broken home and are vulnerable to abuse, it doesn't make it less abusive if they lure you into be a prostitute just because you're eighteen. It is, only not legally.

The only reason it matters is because it matters to these predators who get satisfaction by doing something they shouldn't be doing.
 
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