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🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART
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Cards on the table. I'm not Condor.
absolutely no way anybody on this planet of earth cares about you enough to pretend to be you, b u l l s h i t.
nothing good becomes of these miles
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
You want to rush me. That's unhealthy.
Also I'm getting bored.
Cards on the table. I'm not Condor.
Your shit "art" already looks rushed. There won't be any difference.
And the rest of your post deserves another "R|ETARD ALERT" gif.
Edit : UGH THE WORDFILTER
Cards on the table. I'm not Condor.
You're gonna have a pretty hard time convincing me of that. You seem to capture his pretentious attitude so perfectly...
I'm not giving back the documents
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
You want to rush me. That's unhealthy.
Also I'm getting bored.
Cards on the table. I'm not Condor.
You just hit rock bottom, dude. This is gonna be fun.
We had fun, didn't we?
Retired Staff
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
You want to rush me. That's unhealthy.
Also I'm getting bored.
Cards on the table. I'm not Condor.
Real artists can whip something up on the spot. You're not even trying.
It's okay to look up references. I did.
Guys holy shit, compare Condor's posts to mine. I didn't expect this to last as long as it did. I'm trolling you guys.
nothing good becomes of these miles
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Guys holy shit, compare Condor's posts to mine. I didn't expect this to last as long as it did. I'm trolling you guys.
woah man i totes believe you
Stop being a faggot.
I'm not giving back the documents
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Guys holy shit, compare Condor's posts to mine. I didn't expect this to last as long as it did. I'm trolling you guys.
Alright, so now you were only
pretending to be retarded. I got you.
Do I have a verified sticker?
We had fun, didn't we?
Retired Staff
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Do I have a verified sticker?
No, because you refuse to be verified.
Okay, how about this: prove you
aren't Condor.
Magical, pansexual, non-threatening spokesthing
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
That doesnt make any sense when you said that plenty of artists, regardless of their medium, you deemed terrible don't deserve their fame or money.
Regardless, how does people liking something you deem shitty affect you in any way? Let people enjoy what they like and support who they like. It would be super shitty if someone said this about you once you had finally broke into your career doing something with art.
I'm not giving back the documents
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Do I have a verified sticker?
For a troll you're acting awfully defensive of your status as a troll.
Magnificent Witch
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
It no longer matters. You have become the mask.
I didn't expect this to last as long as it did.
It no longer matters. You have become the mask.
D:
No, because you refuse to be verified.
Okay, how about this: prove you aren't Condor.
I guess I got myself in a pickle.
How do I do that? I think I dug too deep and now everyone thinks I'm the real guy.
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nothing good becomes of these miles
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I guess I got myself in a pickle.
How do I do that? I think I dug too deep and now everyone thinks I'm the real guy.
Stop being a retarded sperg. Oh, wait, you can't help it, because you're actually Condor.
Salty Space Bitch
Retired Staff
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
bwak bwak bwak I don't need to show I am an artist bwak bwak bwak
We had fun, didn't we?
Retired Staff
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I guess I got myself in a pickle.
How do I do that? I think I dug too deep and now everyone thinks I'm the real guy.
Beats the hell out of me.
That's for you to figure out, smart guy.
: ) i trole u
kiwifarms.net
I guess I got myself in a pickle.
How do I do that? I think I dug too deep and now everyone thinks I'm the real guy.
If you don't want to be that real guy, make a new account that doesn't share the name with a lolcow, and then don't act like this again. Assuming you don't perform the repeat offender dealie, then you can probably get away. Just don't bring it up. (on a side note, if people are really desperate to know it's you, and try to IP match you, just move on from here.)
I'm not giving back the documents
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I guess I got myself in a pickle.
How do I do that? I think I dug too deep and now everyone thinks I'm the real guy. an idiot who keeps coming back for more
Admitting is the first step to recovery.