🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[Cunning Condor]

In case my fellow Kiwis are late to this shitshow, here are some links for your edification:

Here is The Cunning Condor's whiny and pretentious DevianTart journal.

Here is The Cunning Condor's whiny and pretentious Tumblr.

Enjoy, and don't forget to share the tastiest tidbits with the rest of the class!

I'll go ahead and tell you to apply certain formulas to the order of my DA Journals. There, happy?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

This is getting bland

You keep saying that like you aren't getting mad at people calling you an autist or that you are a male.

 

[Overchek]

You keep saying that like you aren't getting mad at people calling you an autist or that you are a male.

...or that his art is bad.

Which it is.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Nobody cares about you enough to stalk you. Or even doxx you.

Nobody cares.

You're not that important.

Uhhh, I have roughly 17 individual people hangin over me all the time.

Also ,if I wasn't that important, (which is true, by the way) why is y'all obsessin' over me. You could just... not reply to the thread and go drink some tea or something... buy some food... anythin'?

 

[Squealer]

Abandon hope, al ye who enter here. "Entrance plaque to lolcow land"

 

[Godot]

i-i took some of cumming condor's advice and did a draw

Spoiler: pls no bully

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A true work of art. The deliberate lines portray a sense of angst, as if the artists emotions are pouring out of the screen. The piece is permeated by a raw, primal male energy that leaves one almost shaking after viewing it.

10/10 would frame

 

[Cunning Condor]

If my art was undeniably "bad", I'm quite sure I wouldn't be uploading stuff. I'm a bad drummer. So I don't play the drums.

Hell, even the fucking people who hate me tried to reassure me of my artistic skill. It annoyed me, but it says something. The fact that the people I've insulted defended my artistic talent says something.

They are idiots tho, so their opinion doesnt count for much honestly.

 

[Meowthkip]

Uhhh, I have roughly 17 individual people hangin over me all the time.

Also ,if I wasn't that important, (which is true, by the way) why is y'all obsessin' over me. You could just... not reply to the thread and go drink some tea or something... buy some food... anythin'?

We're not obsessing. We're poking you with a stick to see what happens.

You come off as more obsessing, given that you're double and triple posting all over the place and telling us how much you totally don't care.

Use the multiquote button, you buffoon.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

Uhhh, I have roughly 17 individual people hangin over me all the time.

Also ,if I wasn't that important, (which is true, by the way) why is y'all obsessin' over me. You could just... not reply to the thread and go drink some tea or something... buy some food... anythin'?

I'll have you know, I am drinking tea right now. Try harder.

 

[Overchek]

If my art was undeniably "bad", I'm quite sure I wouldn't be uploading stuff. I'm a bad drummer. So I don't play the drums.

Hell, even the fucking people who hate me tried to reassure me of my artistic skill. It annoyed me, but it says something. The fact that the people I've insulted defended my artistic talent says something.

They are idiots tho, so their opinion doesnt count for much honestly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning-Kruger_effect

 

[Segue]

Ohhh boy. Welcome back, Condor. Quick question, why did you feel the need to create a brand new account instead of just using the one you made to begin with?

 

[Jackie Chin]

They are idiots tho, so their opinion doesnt count for much honestly.

So hopefully this mean that people who have positive opinions about your work don't count for shit too.

 

[Cunning Condor]

A true work of art. The deliberate lines portray a sense of angst, as if the artists emotions are pouring out of the screen. The piece is permeated by a raw, primal male energy that leaves one almost shaking after viewing it.

10/10 would frame

It could be a scribble on notebook paper, if some wacknut spends 20,000,000 dollars on it, people will dub it a "masterpiece".

 

[Sigyn]

I dont think I've used a neutral or negative rating so much in a day, let alone in one thread. Holy shit, Condor. Get your shit together. Can I ask why you're here? Is it criticism? Cause you're ignoring it. Attention? You'll get plenty more, but it'll all be negative unless you drop this prettiest-princess attitude.

 

[BriarHeart]

Uhhh, I have roughly 17 individual people hangin over me all the time.

All the time, you guys. In fact, these individual people are at his place right now. And a really hot one just blew him. (Shit was so cash.)

 

[Meowthkip]

It could be a scribble on notebook paper, if some wacknut spends 20,000,000 dollars on it, people will dub it a "masterpiece".

Somebody sounds salty.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Ohhh boy. Welcome back, Condor. Quick question, why did you feel the need to create a brand new account instead of just using the one you made to begin with?

It isn't deactivated? My old account wasn't working.

Also why are you suddenly stalking me? What's to be gained?

Meet people at a cafe or something. Hike.

Somebody sounds salty.

I'm more bitter than salty.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

It could be a scribble on notebook paper, if some wacknut spends 20,000,000 dollars on it, people will dub it a "masterpiece".

Well it is a masterpiece, haven't seen anything of yours I would dub as such.

 

[Squealer]

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate. Something that our vulture boy should have learned by now, also the art is meh. Loks like a jelloapocalypse ripoff

 

[Cunning Condor]

So hopefully this mean that people who have positive opinions about your work don't count for shit too.

Some but not all. Same to those who don't like my art. Hell, I've befriended people who say they don;t like my art. :/

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate. Something that our vulture boy should have learned by now, also the art is meh. Loks like a jelloapocalypse ripoff

I don't know what that is.