🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[Cunning Condor]

You wanted a question. Here's one; you've been dancing around your "sexuality" so care to comment on what it is?

To set the record straight, pun unintended.

Here's what'll happen. I'll give y'all yet another "clue" as to my physical appearance and y'all will use that at fuel for either: Fapping or petty bullying. I think it's best I stay reclusive.

 

[Squealer]

They have their methods I have mine.

Is it possible you could dial back the schoolyard potshots by any chance? They're repetitive and boring me. I wanna be entertained. Please now.

Boy, you done gone to the sharks while a bleeding. I'd get ut before you become the Dread Corpse Connor

 

[Bound2]

You ever read The Animator's Survival Kit? Even if you're not an animator, there's a lot you can take away from it for just drawing cartoons.

A very nice Kiwi (Springer, I believe) offered to send Condor a copy. Condor was too good for it.

Springer was also nice enough to give some good art advice. Condor, well, you can imagine.

 

[Cunning Condor]

This boards for our entertainment, as in we laugh at you for being pretentious and autistic.

Is it okay if I laugh at 20-something year olds spending more time on a corner on the web trying to make themselves feel better about their own failures in life and society and try to cover up their lack of a social life or a family to call their own, that at least didn't treat them like a sex toy or a punching bag?

Because this little website... is making me a lot more optimistic about my life., The standards here are low as can be.

 

[Meowthkip]

Here's what'll happen. I'll give y'all yet another "clue" as to my physical appearance and y'all will use that at fuel for either: Fapping or petty bullying. I think it's best I stay reclusive.

Physical appearance =/= sexuality
Gender=/= sexuality

What are your preferred pronouns?

 

[Cunning Condor]

A very nice Kiwi (Springer, I believe) offered to send Condor a copy. Condor was too good for it.

Springer was also nice enough to give some good art advice. Condor, well, you can imagine.

Who's Springer. Also, I will not have anyone "sending me stuff". That's creepy.

 

[CatParty]

Again, what is the logic behind treating autism like leprosy?

Ya people with leprosy are more tolerable than sonic Autists

 

[Meowthkip]

A very nice Kiwi (Springer, I believe) offered to send Condor a copy. Condor was too good for it.

Springer was also nice enough to give some good art advice. Condor, well, you can imagine.

Springer is good people, and gave out a ton of valuable advice Condor won't listen to.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Are we talking about my art or my genitals?

Ya people with leprosy are more tolerable than sonic Autists

Why is sonic even in this conversation?

Springer is good people, and gave out a ton of valuable advice Condor won't listen to.

Who the fuck is Springer?? I'm only here so often.

 

[Jackie Chin]

Are we talking about my art or my genitals?

Hopefully neither.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

i-i took some of cumming condor's advice and did a draw

Spoiler: pls no bully

 

[Bound2]

Here's what'll happen. I'll give y'all yet another "clue" as to my physical appearance and y'all will use that at fuel for either: Fapping or petty bullying. I think it's best I stay reclusive.

I didn't ask about your physical appearance. I asked about your sexuality.

You seem to both want and not want anyone to know about it. Why not come out and say? What's there to hide?

 

[Squealer]

Travel not by the way with a bold fellow, lest he become grievous unto thee: for he will do according to his own will, and thou shalt perish with him through his folly.

 

[SpessCaptain]

i-i took some of cumming condor's advice and did a draw

Spoiler: pls no bully

View attachment 15369

Needs to be in the fucking Louvre.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Ya people with leprosy are more tolerable than sonic Autists

Why is sonic even in this conversation?

Hopefully neither.

Heh.

 

[Meowthkip]

Are we talking about my art or my genitals?


Why is sonic even in this conversation?


Who the fuck is Springer?? I'm only here so often.

I see you didn't read anything since you had ragequit the thread the first time around.

 

[Cunning Condor]

I didn't ask about your physical appearance. I asked about your sexuality.

You seem to both want and not want anyone to know about it. Why not come out and say? What's there to hide?

The thing to hide is my personal information from creeps like those on this site.

 

[BriarHeart]

In case my fellow Kiwis are late to this shitshow, here are some links for your edification:

Here is The Cunning Condor's whiny and pretentious DevianTart journal.

Here is The Cunning Condor's whiny and pretentious Tumblr.

Enjoy, and don't forget to share the tastiest tidbits with the rest of the class!

[EDIT] Holy mall goths, Batman, his CD collection looks like a museum exhibit for Teenage Edgelords of the Early 21st Century.

 

[Cunning Condor]

I see you didn't read anything since you had ragequit the thread the first time around.

I don't memorize the people here. Oh, if only we could all have Springers... civility.

Anyway, I'd much prefer if responses on this thread were handed over tho them completely. This is getting bland.

 

[Meowthkip]

The thing to hide is my personal information from creeps like those on this site.

Nobody cares about you enough to stalk you. Or even dox you.

Nobody cares.

You're not that important.