🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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You realize people had basically forgotten about you before you came back, right?

There was absolutely zero -gasming. No one cares about you or your mediocre-at-best art.
 
Cunning Condor said:
Hilarious. Anyhow, I'm still waiting for it to be noticed.
Tell ya what, first person to PM me the correct answer gets a picture of a lolipop.
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I wasn't trying to be funny, I was making an accurate observation. You have no concept of proper anatomy, shading, probably even just actually giving a fuck about your art. Everything I've seen drawn by you gives me that vibe that you just did it and said "you know what? This is good enough. It's not my best effort, but I don't care."
 
Bound2 said:
You realize people had basically forgotten about you before you came back, right?

There was absolutely zero -gasming. No one cares about you or your mediocre-at-best art.
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Don't make me go round bragging like a douche. People have provided far more positive feedback. And a lot of it was waaaay more constructive. Just cause the voice is louder, doesn't mean it's bigger.
 
Ronald Gaygun said:
I just gotta say that I've misread this thread's title as "The Cumming Condor" at least six times tonight *sigh*
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I'd like him better if he were The Cumming Condor. I imagine The Cumming Condor would be a cool guy who liked to draw porn every once in a while, not an obnoxious douche-nozzle.
 
Cunning Condor said:
I'm Condor. The person we're all gasming about.
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Coster said:
I wasn't trying to be funny, I was making an accurate observation. You have no concept of proper anatomy, shading, probably even just actually giving a fuck about your art. Everything I've seen drawn by you gives me that vibe that you just did it and said "you know what? This is good enough. It's not my best effort, but I don't care."
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Anatomy isn't my focus. I'm a cartoonist. Did Ren and Stimpy have accurately proportioned skulls?

I make sure every little scribble is where I want it. The imagery is just the surface.
 
Cunning Condor said:
If it's a reaction we want... Iiiii dunno. :/

The numerous posts after I went out say som'm else.
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So whats wrong with my works then? You said you were indifferent but you still have an opinion on them?
 
BriarHeart said:
There is no "correct answer," you teenage dirtbag. Don't you know shit about The Death of the Author?
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You're a regular member on the Kiwi Forums.

I'm just here to feed your fetishes. Or whatever you call em.

wagglyplacebo said:
You do that regardless, that's why people think you're pretentious.
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I don't brag. I just act very rude. I'm an asshole. Not a douche.

Valiant said:
So whats wrong with my works then? You said you were indifferent but you still have an opinion on them?
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The stuff I saw in the DA link wasn't "bad", but it didn't strike my personal interest. That's just me. Whatever.
 
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Cunning Condor said:
Anatomy isn't my focus. I'm a cartoonist. Did Ren and Stimpy have accurately proportioned skulls?
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No, they didn't, but John Kricfalusi understood the elements and principles of art enough to create engaging and interestingly-drawn cartoons and animation. He studied and worked on animation for 10 years before he made Ren & Stimpy.

Cunning Condor said:
I make sure every little scribble is where I want it. The imagery is just the surface.
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You want it where you put it because you don't know where else it should go. Fundamentally you lack as an artist.
 
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