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Don't Tread on Me said:
Oh wait, Tasty, do you want the job? Because yes, I would be fine with you as a mod. You have done good work in the Shoe thread and on BP.
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I have no prolem. I could be a very silent mod. If people start to sperg and autistically DM me, I'll just ignore them in the saem way I'm ignoring now my boss because I'm posting here.
 
I work a full-time job and ovetime ... and I've posted once in happenings.

so don't pick me.
 
Give the Ralphamale or his gimp gaytor mod. It would be funny to call him a mod when he wiggers out about KF
 
I nominated @Bryan Dunn since this is our best chance of getting rid of him.

In all seriousness I nominate @Ruin, they have been around for a while, post fairly frequently in this section, and as far as I can tell they don't really seem to get involved with a lot of stupid shit that goes on in here that makes it so terrible.
 
Only select people who demand payment. Those are the only ones you should trust.

then just don't pay them
 
I am running on the binary platform, where there is only yes/no as to decisions made in regards to the rules.

There is no gray area.

Null says no one is allowed to type the letter "e" then all offenders will get fucked six ways from sunday.

There is no arguing, You know what you did.
 
Choose me, I'm actually related to a Nigerian prince, so i will deal with this moderating business fairly...so long as users sending me complaints also forward a nice stack of cash. Then I will address their complaints, as well as return them 10 times the money when I get back to Naija.
 
IAmNotAlpharius said:
@Android raptor is left wing but amicable and she’s insulted there a lot, but continues to weather on. I think she could handle it.

I don’t mind doing it since I am there anyways. I like A&H because it reminds me of all the comment sections news sites used to have, especially Yahoo!
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She got thread banned from the Star Wars thread for being too autistic for everyone else.
 
Null said:
The Dark Knight (2008) - We're gonna have tryouts [AK5F-Dz9Ows].mp4

I'm looking for 2 moderators for the Autism Thunderdome category. This includes Deep Thoughts, Articles & Happenings, and the Happenings board. I usually never do tryouts and deputize people at random but I don't even know who posts here at this point.

You may nominate yourself but special considerations to third party nominations.

Perks of being a mod:
- You can be the change you want to see in the community.
- Cool badge thing on your profile.
- Users cannot ignore you.*

Burdens of being a mod:
- Users will hate you and openly resent you regardless of what you do or do not do.
- Users will not report posts and then become upset that you do not delete posts that they think cause low quality threads.
- Articles & Happenings is literally unmoderatable and is basically the comments section on Infowars.
- You will not be compensated in any way.†
- You will burn out in 6 months and simply vanish.‡

* This was a common complaint with Zed and OwO.
† You do it for free.
‡ This has happened to every A&H mod without exception.

In general we need a light touch who is not emotionally invested in "their team" to issue threadbans to keep threads on track, board bans to keep the signal to noise ratio down, and who can FEARLESSLY communicate concerns directly to me.

Use Agree/Disagree on posts nominating people so I can get a feel for things.
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I nominate myself to be a Janny.

Why?
A . Because I am perfectly capable of logging off if I get butthurt.
B. You can't really moderate a shitshow like happenings. So might as well watch the shitshow and only move relevant content to other threads.
C. If someone is on the right or left I'll put a stop to both the larping Nazis and the crazed troon social justice spergs.
D. As for the change I want to keep things fun, lively, and happenings should be a thread used to keep informative information available.


Edit I'm also a miserable fucking cunt does that work?
 
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To whoever becomes a mod:

You and a Reddit mod are equivalent just different in name. You will waste your life wrangling tards in your free time, without compensation. You will Troon out.
 
LeChampion1992 said:
I nominate myself to be a Janny.

Why?
A . Because I am perfectly capable of logging off if I get butthurt.
B. You can't really moderate a shitshow like happenings. So might as well watch the shitshow and only move relevant content to other threads.
C. If someone is on the right or left I'll put a stop to both the larping Nazis and the crazed troon social justice spergs.
D. As for the change I want to keep things fun, lively, and happenings should be a thread used to keep informative information available.
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But can you fit a fist up your asshole?
 
Pick someone who likes merging doubleposts. That's literally the only useful thing jannies do.
 
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