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I nominate myself, because I have no personal attachment to any users, all of my purported claims and locations are falsified, I'm autistic, fair, and enjoy meaty pizza. Vote Plague for Janny 2021; I'll make bad users sick.
 
I volunteer because I'm tired of trannies taking these positions everywhere else on the internet and ruining things I like, and I don't want to see a CIA Nigger 2.0 happen.

My qualifications:
  • I visit A&N daily while posting in misc. cow threads. Have posted in a few Happenings and Deep Thoughts but willing to patrol page ones
  • 2017 account consistent user, remember when it was A&H
  • Regularly report duplicate articles and one-word/image posts but not every single one, depending on the user/context
  • Am not triggered by having 3 perpetual notifications in my header because I'm looped into autistic Conversations. Not bothered by a visibly endless queue of tedious work
  • Mentally prepared to process 10-30 reports a day without burnout, interested in merging related articles into megathreads, and customizing moderator responses/edits/resolutions to agitate delinquents and amuse onlookers
  • Despite my frustrations with trannies, niggers & jews I try to laugh & help others smile
  • If I ever quit, I could articulate the reasons why to improve the experience for the next generation of staffers

My only potential conflict of interest would be my irrational hate for Zoe Quinn, but she's a fat has-been and not in the news anymore. Gamer Time™ comes first and will process some easier reports inbetween match wait/loading times. You get what you pay for!
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I nominate myself:
1. I'm a self-important jerk.
2. I like to point out things on both sides of the political spectrum and make those both sides seethe.
3. I like to broom for free.
 
Vince McMahon said:
I nominate myself:
1. I'm a self-important jerk.
2. I like to point out things on both sides of the political spectrum and make those both sides seethe.
3. I like to broom for free.
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Nah, Vince Russo would do a better job
 
Reasons I feel I might make an okay jannie:
1. I spend most of my time in A&N.
2. I might not agree with someone, but if their logic is sound, I’m not going to try to gag them.
3. My like/dislike ratio is pretty good, IMHO.
4. I had already reached out to @Null regarding what might be done to improve A&N.
5. For some reason I am on here for 16-18 hours a day.
6. I’ve already watched other sites I love destroyed by low-quality funposting and I’d take a bullet to help prevent the same thing from happening here.

Reasons I feel I might be a disaster:
1. I’m relatively new.
2. The people that I piss off, I REALLY seem to piss off.
3. @The Last Stand, @Spunt and @Meat Target would probably all be better choices. EDIT: ditto @Haramburger.

That said, I would be willing to try the position for, say, three months, with a view to extending if I don’t wake up every morning with a gun in my mouth.
 
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6. I’ve already watched other sites I love destroyed by low-quality funposting and I’d take a bullet to help prevent the same thing from happening here.
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That said, I would be willing to try the position for, say, three months, with a view to extending if I don’t wake up every morning with a gun in my mouth.
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Get your story straight
 
I say at least @CatParty as he's the only guy I've seen in A&N who seems to actually not give a fuck about political sides and is just around for reactions to ridiculous articles.
 
I nominate myself as I will fearlessly communicate to you that you are a faggot.

The people who request power should never be allowed to have any, I will strive to live and demonstrate that adage every day.
My day-1 job will be to root out and purge all trannies and furries; furries will be allowed to enlist in the A&H Sonderkommando Korps and earn the privilege to be the last against the wall.

Plus I have plan for when I'm overthrown in the inevitable poster revolt; I have already dug out a spider hole under the collapsed, half-buried trailer that is the Greta & Nina thread. That sort of forward thinking is just the sort of intelligence that means I'd be a terrible pick.

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The people who should become Jannies know not to touch it because they know what they're getting into, the people who want to become Jannies are probably the last people you want to be in the position.
 
I don’t have anyone in mind, but can we make the janny badges look like this because it would be funny?
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I’ll janny the furry ghetto of Animal Control if you need help there but A&H might be a bit much
 
I'm still chatbanned four years later lmao I can't mod. :lit:
 
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