It's Happening.

[zero-who]

Pros:
I'm autistic

 

[Bloody bunny]

That's what I'm saying. I'm frequent enough to where everybody knows me and I know my way around that cesspool.

But you’re a nigger and my dick is bigger

 

[Slap47]

The Dark Knight (2008) - We're gonna have tryouts [AK5F-Dz9Ows].mp4

I'm looking for 2 moderators for the Autism Thunderdome category. This includes Deep Thoughts, Articles & Happenings, and the Happenings board. I usually never do tryouts and deputize people at random but I don't even know who posts here at this point.

I'll nominate myself as I frequent this category.

 

[Kheapathic]

I'd like to nominate myself. But I'm one of those retards who enjoy watching A&N devolve into the lunacy it is. I'd take no shit, but would probably let more go than stop because I love the drama and trauma.

It's also where I spend most of my time now, since the cows that brought me here aren't as interesting to me as they used to be.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

I nominate myself, I got a whole bunch of pants I need to break-in.

 

[Ahriman]

@Tasty Tatty is also a regular good A&N poster. We need some Latinx representation.

 

[Sundae]

Fuck it, I'll throw my hat into the ring. I have no qualifications whatsoever, no experience at all, and being a janny might cause me to take up drinking, but I'm bored and don't expect to actually get chosen, so whatever.

 

[Bloody bunny]

My thought process is that if this janny could get A&N cleaned up to Dear Leader's standards, MAYBE they could get their sticker privileges back.

But you’re a woman and a nigger this is a mans job.

 

[BlerdBjern]

I nominate myself,

I promise to go power mad within a week.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

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No one who wants to volunteer for this cesspit is normal.

Some people want power, others want to watch it burn, me? I just am a little too curious for my own good, and have an obsession with gaining a wide range of experiences. My reasoning for this is literally a desire to know what mod burnout feels like.

 

[Pissmaster]

Throwing my hat into the ring for deep thoughts specifically.

Pros:
I'm autistic, and will follow my obsessions to ridiculous depths.
I generally log in once a day to see if there's anything new going on. I can take care of any reports then.
I generally have a live and let live attitude, but hate people who maliciously derail.
I am full of dreams of making this cesspool a better place, and am willing to try.
I like to lurk, but aren't invested enough in the arguments to post (Mostly its because I am rather stupid, and don't quite grasp what people are saying. Otherwise, its because others have said it better than I have)

Cons:
I'm a newfag, and newfags need to die.
I'm terminally online, but unfortunately have other autistic obsessions that take up my time. I am willing to offer a half an hour every day, and that is it*
I generally have a live and let live attitude, and am likely to be more permissive than you would prefer.
I am only willing to moderate one board, not three**
I am full of dreams about making this cesspool a better place, and thus am likely to burn out faster than usual.

*Subject to terms and conditions. IRL comes first.
** I know my limits, and can only handle so much autism.

You have 8 posts

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

You have 8 posts

See con number one.

I said I was willing to try. Not that I would be any good.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Anyone who self-nominates should be thrown out immediately.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You have 8 posts

all the more reason for him to get it, he's not too involved

 

[Pissmaster]

I, too, nominate @snailslime and @Just A Butt

all the more reason for him to get it, he's not too involved

And a great way to turn KF into post-Danganronpa Something Awful.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Burdens of being a mod:
- Users will hate you and openly resent you regardless of what you do or do not do.
- Users will not report posts and then become upset that you do not delete posts that they think cause low quality threads.
- Articles & Happenings is literally unmoderatable and is basically the comments section on Infowars.
- You will not be compensated in any way.†
- You will burn out in 6 months and simply vanish.‡

It’s refreshing to see honesty included a janny description.

 

[Hal]

I nominate myself, sounds like my kind of autism, @Null I will do it for free

 

[Just A Butt]

I, too, nominate @snailslime and @Just A Butt

no thank you, but i think @BoxerShorts47 would be a great choice

 

[TurdEthics]

Make Kengle the mod so you can finally be done with him when he ragequits.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Make Kengle the mod so you can finally be done with him when he ragequits.

Bro no, he'll turn it into the Nigeria thunderdome which is somehow more autistic