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Bridge to Nowhere said:
So how many careers are being blocked off from Muslims who follow these rules by this point? Judging from shit like this, it's probably a very high number.
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The worst one is how regardless of whatever job you have, you must pray at the appointed time.
It is not permissible for a Muslim man or woman to delay an obligatory prayer beyond the proper time
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https://islamqa.info/en/21958
https://islamqa.info/en/20712
Even if they are in a factory https://islamqa.info/en/36530

This prayer btw is the one where you put ur head on the ground towards Mecca.

It's also not allowed to be an accountant for a position that involves getting money from interest.
https://islamqa.info/en/118189

Also working for insurance companies is forbidden.
https://islamqa.info/en/176564

You can also not own a barbershop if it involves shaving beards, removing anything from the eyebrow, or having any Western hair-styles.
https://islamqa.info/en/98822

You can also not work in a place that sells lottery tickets
https://islamqa.info/en/81778

It is also not allowed to work at a Hotel where alcohol is drunk
https://islamqa.info/en/43062

It is not allowed for women to work where men work too.
https://islamqa.info/en/39178

It is not allowed for them to drive buses that have any Ads that violate Islam
https://islamqa.info/en/172084

At least going on strike is forbidden. Might be a pain to accommodate the Muslims, but they won't bitch all the time about them not being paid a lot unlike anyone else.
https://islamqa.info/en/5230
This might be the reason Europe is taking them in by the truckloads. While it's allowed for Europeans to go on strike, Muslims are not allowed to strike on pain of death.

BRB, gonna fire all the College kids who think they deserve 15 bux and replace them with Mudslimes.
 
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"Western human rights organizations and the ruling on referring to them for judgement"
https://islamqa.info/en/97827
tl;dr: Human Rights Organizations are good in theory, but they also promote questionable and bad things such as free speech or the right to be a nonbeliever or silly concepts such as not cutting off a thief's hand or stoning adulterers - therefore it's absolutely haram.

"He has Klinefelter syndrome; does he have to wear hijab?"
https://islamqa.info/en/204935
tl;dr: He's still considered a man, but has to take caution to appear more manly.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
"He has Klinefelter syndrome; does he have to wear hijab?"
https://islamqa.info/en/204935
tl;dr: He's still considered a man, but has to take caution to appear more manly.
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Apparently girls from Algeria have testicles. Must be all the incest.
https://islamqa.info/en/193236
I am a girl from Algeria. I have lived my entire life as a girl
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I have some deformity in my genitals; I have testicles and I do not have a vagina.
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https://islamqa.info/en/34553
They're based when it comes to why trannies exist though
These people who hate the sex with which they were created and wish that they were of the other sex, are in fact mentally ill. It may be caused by a bad upbringing in some cases, and by the nature of the society in which they live in other cases, which makes them hate the way they are.
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thismanlies said:
Which degenerates are we talking about? The far left wing degenerates love Islam because they see it as a way of hurting those evil right wingers.
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It's the SJW equivalent of cutting off your nose to spite your face.

GethN7 said:
Correct. In both Judaism and Christianity, God makes it clear he can't force people to love Him through fear and coercion.
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LOL WAT?!
 
BestUserName said:
It's the SJW equivalent of cutting off your nose to spite your face.


LOL WAT?!
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I stand by what I said. The Israelites spent so much time being ungrateful shits even though God should have washed his hands of them because he made a promise to never completely destroy them and always gave them a chance to return to his blessing, and if you don't believe me, read the Old Testament.

And in the New Testament, Jesus made very clear he preached forgiveness and redemption and deliverance, and that salvation was for all, no matter what, so long as one was willing to accept Him as their savior.

Again, it's spelled out very clearly multiple times, many times by the man himself in red ink in many Bibles.

That in mind, contrast that to Islam (where adherence is enforced by the state), which has to keep their adherents in line on literal pain of death, using the laws of Man to enforce the law of Allah, especially according to the lunatics this thread is dedicated to.
 
Should we destroy historical statues of idols in museums, or even stuff like the Pyramids and the Sphinx?
https://islamqa.info/en/20894
The answer is an overwhelmingly yes.
With regard to the excuse that these statues are part of the legacy of mankind, no attention should be paid to such words.
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Also you're not allowed to put up any statues. Even of historical figures.
https://islamqa.info/en/7222

lol if you find an ancient archaeological statue you can only give them to someone if you cut off the heads of the statue.
https://islamqa.info/en/98632
 
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ICametoLurk said:
Should we destroy historical statues of idols in museums, or even stuff like the Pyramids and the Sphinx?
https://islamqa.info/en/20894
The answer is an overwhelmingly yes.


Also you're not allowed to put up any statues. Even of historical figures.
https://islamqa.info/en/7222

lol if you find an ancient archaeological statue you can only give them to someone if you cut off the heads of the statue.
https://islamqa.info/en/98632
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Now, I don't hate Muslisms in general; I've met some who have incorporated themselves well with American society. But these motherfuckers... They're inhuman. Absolutely inhuman. According to them, Allah wants all humans to be soulless drones devoid of any form of love, joy, or happiness, with no history or culture, because everything that isn't killing unbelievers and groveling before their fucked-up, twisted concept of Allah is forbidden. Well, FUCK their Allah, and fuck all of them. May they burn in Hell.
 
Bridge to Nowhere said:
After reading through this thread, all I can do is laugh when I see people trying to equate extreme Christians with extreme Muslims. Is there a cure for that?
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Relevant to this forum:
"Why has Allah created mentally Disabled people"
https://islamqa.info/en/7951
tl;dr: Allah created disabled people as a test and cause he can. Do not question him.

But the first paragraph contains an interesting line (highlighted by me)
One of the basic principles of Islam is to believe in the wisdom of the Lord in what He creates and commands, and in what He wills and decrees, in the sense that He does not create anything in vain and He does not decree anything in which there is not some benefit for His slaves.
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A religious sect that considers its own people as slaves to an uncaring, malevolent God. Well gee, sign me up for that.

"He cannot find any work except renovating churches"
https://islamqa.info/en/36524
tl;dr: Building or Renovating churches is absolutely haram.

ICametoLurk said:
Should we destroy historical statues of idols in museums, or even stuff like the Pyramids and the Sphinx?
https://islamqa.info/en/20894
The answer is an overwhelmingly yes.


Also you're not allowed to put up any statues. Even of historical figures.
https://islamqa.info/en/7222

lol if you find an ancient archaeological statue you can only give them to someone if you cut off the heads of the statue.
https://islamqa.info/en/98632
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
A religious sect that considers its own people as slaves to an uncaring, malevolent God. Well gee, sign me up for that.
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How to be a devoted slave for Allah in ten easy steps.
https://islamqa.info/en/3430

Signs of Allah's love for his slaves.
https://islamqa.info/en/27232

Signs of Allah's hatred for his slaves
https://islamqa.info/en/192976

But if Allah makes faith and obedience hateful to a person, and He makes disobedience dear to his heart, and he makes those who are disobedient dear to him and makes him dear to them, and he lives and dies following that, then he is one of those whom Allah hates.
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Yes, Allah actually makes his slaves (Muslims) disobey him just so that he has an excuse to hate them.

Sounds wonderful.
 
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ICametoLurk said:
How to be a devoted slave for Allah in ten easy steps.
https://islamqa.info/en/3430

Signs of Allah's love for his slaves.
https://islamqa.info/en/27232

Signs of Allah's hatred for his slaves
https://islamqa.info/en/192976



Yes, Allah actually makes his slaves (Muslims) disobey him just so that he has an excuse to hate them.

Sounds wonderful.
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You know, this is really making Islam seem like some really hardcore S&M sub-culture.

Someone should let the Goreans know.
 
GentlemanFaggot said:
You know, this is really making Islam seem like some really hardcore S&M sub-culture.
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Not only are they extreme S&M lovers, they are extreme B&D lovers.
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They're like the Cenobites in Hellraiser with their love of pain.
 
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If you sing a line from the Quran you must be killed.
https://islamqa.info/en/22303

Can you say in an online chat room that a family member just died?
https://islamqa.info/en/126415

Apparently telling people your family member died is a hotly debated thing in Islam.

What should be done if my 6 year old wife commits adultery?
https://islamqa.info/en/8981

Age of Consent laws are against the Holy Will of Allah and any nation that has them will be destroyed by Allah via epidemics, wars, or other calamities.
https://islamqa.info/en/177280
 
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