Is Chris "getting better"?

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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I think most normal people would not fall for "make a sex tape to show you would be a good sperm donor for a lesbian couple" trick. Or the whole Jackie saga. Or believe that people actually mistook you for a guy who was probably 100 lb less.
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That's the payload.
 
Marvin said:
This is precisely the scenario. And the run up between the initial contact and the time when it finally becomes absurd can be months long.

Is Chris supposed to be balls deep in the con, realize something's fishy afoot, and then decide to pull out? Even if he should, that's a tall order for anyone.

Like I said, I don't take the actual payload of the con to be important. Why? Because the techniques are the same. If the payload itself finally started to arouse Chris' suspicion, then we could tweak things a bit and it'd be the exact same procedure.

Chris doesn't get trolled out of some karmic justice because "he should know better" or "it's his fault". He gets trolled because it's funny. The exact same template could be reused on plenty of other ordinary people.
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I think the size of the payload should be considered, because an ordinary person would stop to consider the amount of red flags before going through with something like the latest troll scenario and realize it wouldn't be worth it.

Marvin said:
What's Chris to supposed to say to every girl he talks to IRL? "Well, no girls would ever talk to me, you're obviously a lying bitch"

He probably should say that, but can you blame him for not? I certainly can't.
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It doesn't need to be that black-and-white. He could simply refuse to do something if it makes him uncomfortable. I think one reason he's susceptible to farfetched trolling is because he's driven by the possibility of something happening, but he doesn't give much thought to the implausibility of it. I think you've mentioned that happening with contradictions like lesbians being unlikely to want a partner with a penis or with his lovequest in general.

Ordinary people don't fall for scams on the bizarre scale at which Chris ultimately does.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
It doesn't need to be that black-and-white. He could simply refuse to do something if it makes him uncomfortable. I think one reason he's susceptible to farfetched trolling is because he's driven by the possibility of something happening, but he doesn't give much thought to the implausibility of it. I think you've mentioned that happening with contradictions like lesbians being unlikely to want a partner with a penis or with his lovequest in general.

Ordinary people don't fall for scams on the bizarre scale at which Chris ultimately does.
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Seriously, it's not like you must say yes to everything if you like a girl. Chris has infinite ego, yet zero self respect. That's why he would oblige requests that a normal guy would refuse, for China.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
It's easy to see why people come to the conclusion that he's not improving when the end result is the same - video of humping a blow up doll in 2009, video of humping a blow up doll in 2016.
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You forget that Chris 'changed genders' between 2009 and 2016.
Therefore, in the following years:
2009: Male Chris humping a blow up doll (everyone: #%@#@!)
2016: Female Chris humping a blow up doll (everyone: @#$%@!, extremely stupid lolcows: She's just expressing her sexuality! Why the hate?)
 
The American Hedgehog said:
It doesn't need to be that black-and-white. He could simply refuse to do something if it makes him uncomfortable. I think one reason he's susceptible to farfetched trolling is because he's driven by the possibility of something happening, but he doesn't give much thought to the implausibility of it. I think you've mentioned that happening with contradictions like lesbians being unlikely to want a partner with a penis or with his lovequest in general.

Ordinary people don't fall for scams on the bizarre scale at which Chris ultimately does.
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I don't think Chris is intellectually capable of analyzing implausibility. I would describe him as mentally damaged in that way. It specifically is a binary thing with him.

We're also very good at framing our requests as "normal". Like I forget who it was, but one egirlfriend had an open relationship with Chris. That, on its face, isn't that big a deal. But once we got Chris to OK it, we kept slowly increasing the stakes, to the point where it was something like the girl was cucking him with some big black dude and rubbing Chris' face in it. It's like boiling a frog.

And then on top of that, even if Chris was a bit smarter, grew a pair and said "no" a bit more often, our techniques are sufficiently flexible to the point where we'd still get content out of him. It'd just be slightly less funny content.
 
Marvin said:
I don't think Chris is intellectually capable of analyzing implausibility. I would describe him as mentally damaged in that way. It specifically is a binary thing with him.

We're also very good at framing our requests as "normal". Like I forget who it was, but one egirlfriend had an open relationship with Chris. That, on its face, isn't that big a deal. But once we got Chris to OK it, we kept slowly increasing the stakes, to the point where it was something like the girl was cucking him with some big black dude and rubbing Chris' face in it. It's like boiling a frog.

And then on top of that, even if Chris was a bit smarter, grew a pair and said "no" a bit more often, our techniques are sufficiently flexible to the point where we'd still get content out of him. It'd just be slightly less funny content.
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Woah woah now. I thought the open relationship was his idea
 
Marvin said:
The question is: would a person of normal intelligence be fooled by the same techniques that fool Chris?

The answer is: yes.
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Would a person of normal intelligence fuck a sex doll and post it on the Internet? No. Not once. Not ever. Certainly not twice.
 
Marvin said:
Fatty's getting better.

But at the same speed, his trolls are upping their game.

You think this is some minor league shit nigga?

This is chris chan trolling
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you sure about that i haven't seen any good troll produced Chris material in years i mean sure i guess recent events have proven effective but lets be honest he would have done something like this on his own anyway
 
Jerkop In Training said:
you sure about that i haven't seen any good troll produced Chris material in years i mean sure i guess recent events have proven effective but lets be honest he would have done something like this on his own anyway
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Do you think the golden age trolling was Chris acting naturally? Lots of people do, and those people would be mistaken.

Fatty does goofy shit sometimes, certainly, but most of people's favorite stuff was highly artificial.
 
Marvin said:
Do you think the golden age trolling was Chris acting naturally? Lots of people do, and those people would be mistaken.

Fatty does goofy shit sometimes, certainly, but most of people's favorite stuff was highly artificial.
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yeah but what I'm saying some of the best stuff from him recently is self produced such as the pepperspray incident, i mean there's the ever present belief that he has a "manager" but most of that stuff has been rather bland for my tastes
 
Jerkop In Training said:
yeah but what I'm saying some of the best stuff from him recently is self produced such as the pepperspray incident, i mean there's the ever present belief that he has a "manager" but most of that stuff has been rather bland for my tastes
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Pepper spray was pretty cool, I'll give you that. But I suspect that most people like Chris for the trolling stuff, and stuff like the pepper spray is merely a bonus.

Like, if it was just things like the pepper spray, would anyone care about Chris? Doubtful.

Chris would just be a poor man's floridaman then.

For example, Chris did the name change thing all on his own. People are highly interested in it, but not nearly as much as, say, this recent sex video. I don't think that's a coincidence.
 
Marvin said:
Pepper spray was pretty cool, I'll give you that. But I suspect that most people like Chris for the trolling stuff, and stuff like the pepper spray is merely a bonus.

Like, if it was just things like the pepper spray, would anyone care about Chris? Doubtful.

Chris would just be a poor man's floridaman then.

For example, Chris did the name change thing all on his own. People are highly interested in it, but not nearly as much as, say, this recent sex video. I don't think that's a coincidence.
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I'm not against the trolling at all i just preferred when the trolls where allot more visceral back in the day rather then this lame-arse modern softball trolling of these days the content has become weaker as a result
 
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SunLightStreak said:
He somehow got fooled again into making a video of himself fucking a blow up doll by another man's video of himself fucking an inflatable pool raft and stories of lesbians who want him to I guess be a surrogate, wtf. I would now like to change my answer and say no - hell the fuck no.
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You'd think he would at least remember last time, right? Maybe just a tiny little note on the back of his head about how maybe recording himself fucking a blow-up doll and putting it on the internet wasn't such a good idea.
But then some people he's never seen before offer him a chance to get china and a baby, and he does it all over again. Only this time he has his underwear on. And he posts it on all of his social profiles himself, just so trolls can't leak it.
 
Tonberry said:
But then some people he's never seen before offer him a chance to get china and a baby, and he does it all over again. Only this time he has his underwear on. And he posts it on all of his social profiles himself, just so trolls can't leak it.
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"If I post it on my social media profiles, those trolls will never show it to people!"
 
Tonberry said:
And he posts it on all of his social profiles himself, just so trolls can't leak it.
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I think that has more to do with the fact that Chris doesn't feel emotions like shame or embarrassment. At least not in the same way a normal person does. Chris is pretty good at rationalizing his actions to himself. A video is leaked of him drinking his own cum? He does that to keep his sperm count high so it's completely understandable to him. Nude photos are leaked by the trolls? He took those photos for his sweetheart so nobody should judge him for it. So when you see something that Chris does and wonder "god, how can he do this?" just remember that Chris has already justified it to himself.
 
Are there any other Jackie e-mails that haven't been dropped? The last e-mail we have is from September 7, 2011, but Chris didn't break off contact until 2012. If other e-mails do exist, were they withheld due to reasons similar to the infamous Skype call?
 
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