Is Chris "getting better"?

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My question is why would anyone want to listen to a tape of Chris crying? I doubt he says any of his funny expressions or says anything insightful and I can't imagine it being that interesting hearing him cry. If it doesn't give us a glimpse into something interesting about Chris' life, give us more insight into his life or give us something entertaining/funny then do we really need it?
 
Boyfriend-Free said:
My question is why would anyone want to listen to a tape of Chris crying? I doubt he says any of his funny expressions or says anything insightful and I can't imagine it being that interesting hearing him cry. If it doesn't give us a glimpse into something interesting about Chris' life, give us more insight into his life or give us something entertaining/funny then do we really need it?
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I can't answer the why, but I can answer that this has apparently been a thing here for years. There are people who have gotten themselves banned because they made getting a hold of this tape a cause.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/black-tape-chris-call-where-he-mourns-bob.1201/

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hey-null-stop-being-a-dick.3020/

As well as an exchange that has been deleted with another former member saying that "members of the inner circle" were hiding things. We even had to make a word filter about this tape. You know the filter that changed things to "hidden cocks".

When ABL or others say they released everything - there is more, but it is probably stuff we don't want. We are getting more of a reality tv show cut. All of the boring and tedious stuff left out. Let's not kid ourselves.
 
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SunLightStreak said:
I can't answer the why, but I can answer that this has apparently been a thing here for years. There are people who have gotten themselves banned because they made getting a hold of this tape a cause.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/black-tape-chris-call-where-he-mourns-bob.1201/

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hey-null-stop-being-a-dick.3020/

As well as an exchange that has been deleted with another former member saying that "members of the inner circle" were hiding things. We even had to make a word filter about this tape. You know the filter that changed things to "hidden cocks".

When ABL or others say they released everything - there is more, but it is probably stuff we don't want. We are getting more of a reality tv show cut. All of the boring and tedious stuff left out. Let's not kid ourselves.
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Well hopefully that'll tide some of us down for another 5 months.
 
SunLightStreak said:
When ABL or others say they released everything - there is more, but it is probably stuff we don't want. We are getting more of a reality tv show cut. All of the boring and tedious stuff left out. Let's not kid ourselves.
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I would also add - and did add numerous times for those entitled spergs - that when we say we've released it all, we also mean you ain't getting no more and you got no say in it.
 
Boyfriend-Free said:
My question is why would anyone want to listen to a tape of Chris crying? I doubt he says any of his funny expressions or says anything insightful and I can't imagine it being that interesting hearing him cry. If it doesn't give us a glimpse into something interesting about Chris' life, give us more insight into his life or give us something entertaining/funny then do we really need it?
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What if I told you he farted a lot in the recording?
 
Subconcious Offense said:
I never got why you guys think it would be bad to release it. It is probably the single piece of content that would genuinely not show Chris in a bad light. If the Kiwi Farms is trying to maintain "officially" neutral about cows then it is only fair to release something that humanizes them. I never got "privacy" as a reason to withhold it either, when people here have dug up way more personal dirt on him and others.

But you guys actually know what's on it so I will trust your judgements.
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I don't think you need to see Chris crying over the loss of his father to realize Bob's death made him sad. That's fucking obvious, man.
 
feedtheoctopus said:
I don't think you need to see Chris crying over the loss of his father to realize Bob's death made him sad. That's fucking obvious, man.
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I'm guessing some want to hear it because they want to have some evidence that Chris is actually capable of feeling for another person besides himself, and I guess some just want to get their A-Log on and listen to him suffer.
 
The crying tape should be released because Chris to us is like the Truman show, we want to see every facet of his life, and seeing that side of him would definitely show us a little more about Chris. I dont think any of us would laugh or make fun of him for crying, its simply something we want to see because we want to see all of Chris's life. Please release it.
 
Beard_Chan said:
The crying tape should be released because Chris to us is like the Truman show, we want to see every facet of his life, and seeing that side of him would definitely show us a little more about Chris. I dont think any of us would laugh or make fun of him for crying, its simply something we want to see because we want to see all of Chris's life. Please release it.
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I want to hear Chris crying so I can know yet another aspect where I'm better than him. I'm not balding or overweight, I don't have autism, and I never cried once just because a relative died. What a pussy!

Chris is getting better. At being a crying pussy ass bitch!
 
Beard_Chan said:
The crying tape should be released because Chris to us is like the Truman show, we want to see every facet of his life, and seeing that side of him would definitely show us a little more about Chris. I dont think any of us would laugh or make fun of him for crying, its simply something we want to see because we want to see all of Chris's life. Please release it.
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oh man the tape is hilarious.
"daddy why'd you have to leave me bluh bluh bluh" hahahaha
 
Chuggernaut said:
It's like watching bad acting but somehow less believable.
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I kind of feel bad for him there. Granted he's still a terrible human being and I'll still laugh at him regardless, but it makes me feel like at one point he wasn't too far from learning to be normal.
 
LubedUpLoach said:
I kind of feel bad for him there. Granted he's still a terrible human being and I'll still laugh at him regardless, but it makes me feel like at one point he wasn't too far from learning to be normal.
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Come on, he was never going to be normal. He attempted learning to be normal exactly one time in his life, and even that wasn't his idea.

 
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