Introducing the New 'New Warriors' - The classic team reunites to mentor a new generation of heroes!

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The other ones steal attention from how dumb "Screentime" is (ignoring the gas). A rebellious teen persona based on figuring out how to get around the Wi-Fi router's settings, with a power that can be replicated by a brain implant within a decade... or just using a smartphone. Although it would be worth it if he was shown being radicalized by 4chan and porn.
 
Did you think it was done? Because it’s fucking not!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oLVebLhsG7w

“Til Tok and Reddit and Instagram!”
Remember when the biggest bullshit that was marvel related was that MVC had Wolverine and then another slot dedicated to "Bone Wolverine" who was just Wolverine but with slightly different claws that were off-white rather than just white?

Man who could have guessed that they would be taking a hand cannon to their chest and firing it off with shit like COTA?
 
The other ones steal attention from how dumb "Screentime" is (ignoring the gas). A rebellious teen persona based on figuring out how to get around the Wi-Fi router's settings, with a power that can be replicated by a brain implant within a decade... or just using a smartphone. Although it would be worth it if he was shown being radicalized by 4chan and porn.
The more I think about it, the more I think a Boomer wrote this character.
"He can... use the Internet to... find things!" I see a fat, seventy year old scream, while dangerhaired middle aged Karens seal clap around him, braying like animals in sheer jubilation at this person's genius.
 
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WHO DREW THIS?!

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WHO GOT THIS PUT IN A MARVEL COMIC?!

HE LOOKS LIKE A CARICATURE OF MULTIPLE ETHNICITIES AT THE SAME TIME

A FRIGGIN COMBO CARICATURE

HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?!
I'm so sorry, but I just can't not see it.
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Seriously though, what the fuck were they thinking? Who drew this? Why is Marvel sourcing their artists from Tumblr? Is this some incredibly complex game being played by hidden racists within Marvel? Some prank that won't be revealed for years?
The comment section is a goldmine though. Some truly based Zoomers running around.
 
The more I think about it, the more I think a Boomer wrote this character.
"He can... use the Internet to... find things!"

This is literally why half of Twitter thinks we're supervillains and unironically acts like we're Voldemort or something.
 
This is literally why half of Twitter thinks we're supervillains and unironically acts like we're Voldemort or something.
Yeah, it's not the death laser over CWCVille nor is it our horrifying fleet of Race War Vans, it's our ability to use search engines that has people quaking in their boots.
 
Why is Marvel sourcing their artists from Tumblr?
Because Tumblr artists will work for nothing/"exposure" and are usually recommended by the other Tumblr artists already there. So many of these niche markets and hobbies have been poisoned by the industry hiring one idiot who helps get the rest of their idiot friends a job.
 
Fuck you Marvel, Children of the Atom is a great game released by Capcom in the 90s.

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Capcom was fuego in the 90s: Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel vs Capcom, Children of the Atom...
 
What's next? A Kiwifarmer supervillain with the ability to kill anyone within a 5 feet radius?
 
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