Introducing the New 'New Warriors' - The classic team reunites to mentor a new generation of heroes!

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Not even Twitter is impressed.
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When conventions come back in 2025 the ultimate shitpost will be cosplaying as these dumb shit characters. Maybe with blackface oh wait, that's probably the villain's name aha
 
Wow! This is a genius business move by Marvel! With the current state of the world, it's truly a great idea to move away from comics and start selling toilet paper substitutes. Brilliant business move!
 
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's this idea that these are terms that get thrown around on the internet that they don't see as derogatory. [They] take those words and kind of wear them as badges of honor.
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so when are we getting their new teammates
nigger and faggot
 
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They’re hyper aware of modern culture and optics, and they see their Super Heroics as “a post-ironic meditation on using violence to combat bullying.” They're probably streaming this.
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> They're hyper aware of modern culture and optics
Unfortunately, a character is only as smart or aware as their writer, and these people are godawfully tone-deaf.

That definition of their super-heroics is an amazing mix of pettiness, pretentiousness, and bloodlust. Bullying? Bullying? Bullying is generally not a superhero-level job - certainly not one combated with superhero-level violence. If they'd said 'injustice', I'd just call them shit for trying to be literal snowflakes on the act of fighting crime and protecting people, but this just makes them sound like pretentious thugs. The fuck does post-ironic mean?

And they livestream their heroics. Because that couldn't cause them... any number of hundreds of problems, from having a super-clear access point, to giving people a lot of their mannerisms and the like, but hey! If you want to make your first NB character, a group already strongly believed to just be attention whores, to literally put their entire group at risk by attention whoring online constantly, Then be my guest!

It's like the author's head vaguely knows what's supposed to be inspiring, but his heart knows that this is all bullshit, and it's leaking out into the front-facing facts of their personality.
 
I for one love these designs. It's fun watching people I don't like punching themselves in the stomach. Very 2018.
 
They call me Doorway
They call me Snowflake
They call me Safe Space
They call me Screentime
They call me Trailblazer
They call me B-Negative
They call me Pink Dress
They call me Peabody
They call me Peanut Arbuckle
They call me Go-Go Nuts
They call me Pineapple Man
 
Seriously the completely amateurish designs and lack of artistic skill on display here are allowed for the same reason "adult" cartoons are ugly on purpose: beauty isn't democratic and these once-great mediums have been hijacked and run into the ground by people with ugly, twisted souls.
 
It pretty obvious that they are doing this in a cheap attempt at creating controversy but the problem is that is not the first time they do this and it always ends the same comic doesn't sell a shit, it gets canned and we are back to square one: How we sell more comics? Of course Marvel is so re.tarded that the idea of making something good never crosses their minds so instead we get this only that not even the idiots that usually eat this shit are tired of it too.
 
Marvel's next heroes are going to be "Soyboy" and his wife's boyfriend "The Bull"
 
What is their target demographic? 13 year old girls on tumblr?
Then what's with that 80s throwback character?

Who is this made for?
 
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He should get his powers from taco's and walls should be his cryptonite and we shall name him la cucaracha

A stunning and brave celebration of Mexican culture
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He was waiting for day labor in the parking lot of Home Depot when TacoFoot, the mexican God of landscaping, chose him to carry on the holy mission of waking people up trying to sleep in on Saturday morning
 
Holy shit OP, I thought you made up those superhero names to be funny. I can't wait to see that fat Indian bitch in action. I really hope she gets a device like Baron Harkonnen used to levitate in the book and Lynch film. The future of scooty puff jrs. I can't wait to see how this train-wreck unfolds.
 
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