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If there is another Nicole Ickes/Spor in the Pittsburgh area, she must be about the same age too.
Court records shows she's a white woman with brown eyes and black hair. This matches the linkedin picture except for the hair, however it's very common to dye or highlight hair.
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The linkedin lists her as being a physics TA in 2008 (?) getting a BS in decision/social sciences from 2010-2014. Being born in 1986 this puts her at 22 for TAing and 24-28 for her BS. This is not old for an undergrad TA but a little old for a BS. No date listed for high school, and some people take a break between high school and college. The OP has her post which says she was supposed to graduate Dec 2011 with two degrees, "four years of damage" and "seven years of tuition money".

Duolingo, formed by CMU professor Luis Von Ahn, tweets about achieving a 50/50 gender ratio of hires, and Nicole still complains about the university "harboring rapists".

https://web.archive.org/web/2018102...11/perhaps-not-academically-shitty-but-cmu-is
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I really want to know about her husband - what sort of man would want to marry a shrill psycho who set about destroying her entire life because she got her titty squeezed?
This sort of man, apparently :story:
https://arre.st/PA-111273961
http://archive.is/suuCY
(Alas, no mugshots of Nicole herself seem to be forthcoming)

But again, this puzzles me, because Internet Nicole seems to pride herself on being an intellectual above all. If Court Nicole is really her, what's she doing palling around with a trashy dude with drug crimes on his rap sheet? None of this adds up.
Like, to put this in perspective, last time we heard from Internet Nicole, she was having shouting matches with her brother about Forbes Magazine's college degree rankings, and engaging in Tumblresque service-dog follies. It seems like a big leap from there to kicking out cop car windows, shacking up with a druggie, faking assault charges, and skipping out on court dates.

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Another anomaly that I saw was she only reblogged one thing on August 8th. Having only two dates wont constitute a behavioral pattern, but it does seem to fit the timeline of "hey, I got arrested".
Indeed, but the actual 2 weeks of jail still seems to be missing. If she didn't have internet while arrested, you wouldn't think she'd have it in jail either.
EDIT2: well I'll be damned, they do have internet in jail now :lol:
https://www.co.westmoreland.pa.us/2768/New-Inmate-Tablets
I can't tell if Tumblr is one of the "78 pre-selected websites" you can access XD
 
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I'm laughing irl. Her husband looks like Cletus the Kiddy Diddler. He's 40. I bet her parents finally kicked her out, and he was the only re.tard willing to take her in, and it ended up in some kind of pity civil ceremony at the court house.

I can see her lying about the cop punching her, honestly. She probably thought the SJW warriors would leap to her aid, seeing as she's a disabled rape survivor that was attacked by some awful PIG CIS MAN COP. She seems like the kind of cunt that would be happy to try and throw someones career and reputation to the wolves just so she could be click bait for a few days.
 
some kind of pity civil ceremony at the court house.
Speaking of, you can look up their marriage here:
https://countyfusion2.kofiletech.us/countyweb/login.do?countyname=WestmorelandWills
The license was issued on 5/2/2016 and they were married on 5/24/2016. I can't seem to view the image ("no authorization") but other people might want to fool with this a bit. If we could get the full marriage certificate that would probably settle the identity thing once and for all.

File Information

Book: 0324
Page: 3985
License Number: 2016-0379
Date Issued:: 05/02/2016


Marriage Info

Date of Marriage: 05/24/2016
Location: DISTRICT COURT 10-1-01


Officiant Name:
Name: JOSEPH R DEMARCHIS
Title: MAGISTERIAL DISTRICT JUDGE

Applicant 1 (or Groom) Name:
Name: SPOR, MATTHEW, PHILLIP


Applicant 2 (or Bride) Name:
Name: ICKES, NICOLE, MARCELLE

This kind of sheds a new light on the timeline, since the marriage is not that long after Internet Nicole's most public meltdowns. Maybe the final straw came a lot sooner than we thought.
 
From your links, I found:
https://www.reddit.com/r/raisedbyna...s_abusive_brother_keeps_accessing_my/d8h4scx/
http://archive.is/E1QGx

In October 2016 (i.e. 5 months after Court Nicole got married), she claims to still be living with her parents and being abused by them. The account does look to be hers. So... WTF? If she was already married and obviously miserable with her parents, why not move in with the guy?
:stress:

EDIT: bonus, another retelling of the brother story in a comments on someone else's post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/raisedbyna...ning_was_sexually_assaulted_on_a_bus/d4wr8l1/
http://archive.is/GOrDz
 
Maybe Cletus moved into the very happy Ickes household with her? He looks like the kind of winner that would do something like that.
 
more from reddit
https://web.archive.org/web/2018102...i_find_someone_to_teach_me_things_my/d4nd17w/
If you get a job, do not tell your parents. Abusers tend to steal your paycheck. Set up your own bank account. Usually they have minimum requirements, like a deposit per month or min balance. Online banks are legit, they're just a bit slower and may have fewer services than traditional banks. I'm not sure if a credit union does checking accounts, but those places are good too. Those two may have fewer restrictions/expectations on accounts than traditional banks.

I'm not sure how it works, but if you're looking at college, you should look into emancipation so that your parents income won't count against you for need based loans. I'm not sure what ways there are to prove that they aren't going to contribute.

https://web.archive.org/web/2018102..._you_spot_selfishness_what_does_it_look_like/
RBN. I don't think I can spot selfishness. My parents were narcissists, I think it runs in my family. All of that stuff was just normal to me. So, now, I understand what selfishness is, but I can't point to someone being that. I recognize people being unfair, but that's not what all selfishness looks like. Tell me stories of people being selfish, both overt stuff and the little kinds you almost miss?

https://web.archive.org/web/2018102...called_a_prostitute_when_they_were_a/d4ipc10/
I'm a whore because someone else tried to rape me. I'm a whore because I once tried to sit on the couch without a shirt on--while my n/abusive family routinely walk around in full nudity or nothing but underwear. I'm a whore because I called my nmom and nbrother incestuous pigs, as he was rubbing up on her and asking why she wouldn't put him to bed like she did our father. *oh, and don't forget, for choosing my own clothes.

https://web.archive.org/web/2018102...uge_problem_with_the_halloween_candy/d4uu3ka/
With my assholes, throwing a fit bigger than they can, being more vile than they are, is the only way you can get them to stop. Being spoiled and nasty wasn't a bad thing in this house, it was only bad when you did it to them, or when it disturbed them. Not all abused kids curl up and wait for death. That's like saying "everyone cries" at sad things; no, some who do are manipulative liars, and some who don't just aren't criers.
 
Just making sure, do we have proof positive that our Nicole is the same Nicole that went to court and got married?
 
Just making sure, do we have proof positive that our Nicole is the same Nicole that went to court and got married?
It seems almost impossible that they're the same, but almost impossible that they're not the same.

I'm going to put together a combined timeline of the two Nicoles tonight and see if that clarifies anything.
 
I'm gonna go with different person.
Yeahhhhh, definitely not the same. So there really are just two varyingly deranged Nicole Ickeses rattling around Western Pennsylvania :lol:
Too bad, it was a fun ride while it lasted.
 
One thing I can't help but notice in that blog post:
2) you and me both want me dead, so do tons of other people and most of the country just on principle. idk why you’re acting like you’re oh so special
"Most of the country." Sure. Okay. :lol:
 
I'm sure the guy who fondled her breasts in bed that time in college probably wouldn't mind getting another go at her. He's probably not part of "most of the country" who wants her dead.
 
I'm sure the guy who fondled her breasts in bed that time in college probably wouldn't mind getting another go at her. He's probably not part of "most of the country" who wants her dead.
I dunno, you know what they say about crazy and sticking your dick in it.
 
I dunno, you know what they say about crazy and sticking your dick in it.
He didn't even get that far. The hilarious thing to me about this woman destroying her whole life over a "rape" is that she never got fucking raped. She got felt up, and went into complete nuclear meltdown.
 
He didn't even get that far. The hilarious thing to me about this woman destroying her whole life over a "rape" is that she never got fucking raped. She got felt up, and went into complete nuclear meltdown.

Just imagine how loony she was before a guy touched her titty.
 
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