Infamous McDonald's Sperg Eats 30,000th Big Mac - Ass Burgers

[Lysol]

Holy shit, maybe we were wrong about McDonalds and it's actually the elixir of life.

Isn't there that thing where you can leave one of their double cheeseburgers out for like two weeks and it won't get moldy or something like that? Maybe it's quite literally preserving him.

 

[Burgers in the ass]

This fucker is skinny and you aren't. What's your excuse?

He has had way more time than me to get fit

 

[Gordon Cole]

IIRC, the dude doesn't eat fries or drink Coke. Don't know if it makes that much of a difference, but there you go.

Come on. We all know an asshole who eats junk everyday without gaining weight.

*Meekly raises hand*

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

He looks like John Lennon if he were still alive, what the fuck.

 

[CWCissey]

Isn't there that thing where you can leave one of their double cheeseburgers out for like two weeks and it won't get moldy or something like that? Maybe it's quite literally preserving him.

I think the last Big Mac in Iceland is actually on display in a Reykjavik museum and is the subject of the world's longest continuous webcam show where people just watch it decay. It hasn't really changed in about 9 years.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

God bless him and his mighty metabolism. Seriously, how else does he stay fit and eat that much shit in his life?

 

[Red Hood]

From the title I expected him to be (physically) bigger than Jesus!

 

[RodgerDodger]

Strawberry Milkshakes Forever
McDouble Fantasy
Get Back (in the Bathroom)
Got to Get You into My Stomach
Sgt. Pepper's Clogged Hearts Club Band
Happiness is a Warm Box of Fries
I'm so Tired (Because I'm a Fat Cunt)
Here Comes the Bun

When reality already does what you are asking for, better and yet creepier than we could have ever imagined. It’s “Mac Tonight!”

 

[Jozef]

Isn't there that thing where you can leave one of their double cheeseburgers out for like two weeks and it won't get moldy or something like that? Maybe it's quite literally preserving him.

I think the last Big Mac in Iceland is actually on display in a Reykjavik museum and is the subject of the world's longest continuous webcam show where people just watch it decay. It hasn't really changed in about 9 years.

Yea, the reason why they don't rot and get moldy is because they're not that greasy, and they're salty, which just makes them dry out. Same with the fries.
That "experiment" in "Super-Size Me" was unscientific and biased.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I remember seeing this dude in Supersize Me because I had to watch it like three times in school. Back then, I thought it was bizarre the movie decided to include him because Spurlock is trying to prove how unhealthy McDonald's is and here Gorske is, skinny as a rail, munching on 2 Big Macs every single day.

Some interesting facts courtesy of his Wikipedia page:

Gorske claims that after getting his first car, the first place he went to was a McDonald's on May 17, 1972.[2][3] He purchased and ate three Big Macs at lunch time. He then returned two more times that day to consume a total of nine Big Macs the same day he discovered the burger.

Gorske consumes mainly calorie-rich food, but he maintains a stable weight by consuming fewer calories daily than the average American. He says his taste buds have always fluctuated in sensitivity, so he often eats a Big Mac without being able to taste it.[6][7]

Gorske also states that he has only eaten one Burger King Whopper sandwich in his life in 1984, and will never eat one again. Gorske claimed that he first tried a Whopper after his friend bet him $5 to do so, and that he then spent the money on Big Macs.

 

[Slap47]

I've had 3 Big Macs and I found them all to be very awful sandwiches. Far too much lettuce and bread.

The special sauce thousand island is fine but I just put that on a well made sandwich.

 

[Gordon Cole]

That "experiment" in "Super-Size Me" was unscientific and biased. (although it's ironic that Michael Moore would make a movie like that; he looks like he can clean out a McDonald's in one sitting!)

You mean Morgan Spurlock?

 

[Red Hood]

IIRC, the dude doesn't eat fries or drink Coke. Don't know if it makes that much of a difference, but there you go

That makes a huge difference tbh. A big part of weight loss advice I give to people that want to dip their toes in it is "don't order fries and get either unsweetened tea or water. Tubby."

 

[The Great Chandler]

I'm not even joking when I say he probably has the :autism:. OCD is co-morbid with autism, and autists are notorious for being extremely picky about their diet. If he was born in this generation he would surely be diagnosed as autistic.

Then how can a Big Mac sperg become a prison guard?

 

[Red Hood]

Yea, the reason why they don't rot and get moldy is because they're not that greasy, and they're salty, which just makes them dry out. Same with the fries.
That "experiment" in "Super-Size Me" was unscientific and biased. (although it's ironic that Michael Moore would make a movie like that; he looks like he can clean out a McDonald's in one sitting!)

Super-Size Me was made by Morgan Spurlock, not Michael Moore. Spurlock is exceptional but he's not fat.

 

[Joan Nyan]

A Big Mac is about 600 calories, if you ate 3 in one day (and absolutely nothing else) you'd probably have a calorie deficit as long as you're at least Chris level active and stand up occasionally to play Guitar Hero or something.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Thinking of McDonalds just makes me have nasty gas.

 

[Ruin]

How is he still alive and not diabetic? I'd imagine that eating that many Big Macs in general would warrant a stroke, or a trip to the hospital.

Some people are lucky and some aren't. I had an aunt who never once drank, smoked, or ate fast food in her life, exercised regularly and died of a heart attack at 46.

 

[CervixHammer]

is this one of those "cursed images" twitterredit keeps talking about?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Big Mac bowlcut Lennon is proof that God loves me.

imagine all the burgers
sitting on my plate