I'M MOVING!!!!! - 07/09/20

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Pippeyy said:
Not for a job an uneducated ex-con would have. I maybe wrong but from what I know MamaLynn would only get about 2 weeks off to deal with it. It’s not like she’s a high paid, highly trained worker. It’s the bare minimum required by law.
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What accommodation options does a ID free no credit person and an unemployed ex con actually have ? Do they have emergency housing in KY?
would she get some kind of special needs housing allowance like Tammy slaton?
Has Norma countersigned the lease from her deathbed? Are they moving in to Dusty’s house?
So many questions
 
Clamchowder said:
What accommodation options does a ID free no credit person and an unemployed ex con actually have ? Do they have emergency housing in KY?
would she get some kind of special needs housing allowance like Tammy slaton?
Has Norma countersigned the lease from her deathbed? Are they moving in to Dusty’s house?
So many questions
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Would not surprise me if they move into a trailer.
 
I bet Foodie Booby and Peetz would have loved to have had additional roommates if they had known. Talk about a crossover of the ages.
 
Wit Shoes said:
I like this scenario, because Becky gets free. Becky is pathetic, but she doesn't deserve to be stuck as Amber's nurse/butler/cook/driver/ass-wiper for the rest of Amber's life.

Nobody should be forced into servitude.
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She is pathetic, but she tried for the easy grift and missed. I have no sympathy for her predicament at all. She can either nut up, say see ya, go get a real job and move in with her mom/the boys like old times, or continue to do the limp rag thing, sitting in the corner on her phone until her dainty princess of a gorl rings a bell to summon her.

HickoryDickory said:
Could it be leave to care for a sick relative? I don't know how that works in the US, but here it's covered under EI and needs a doctor's note to confirm eligibility.
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The family leave medical act (FMLA) does give x number of weeks leave, unpaid, to care for a sick relative, and holds the job for the employee's return. But it wouldn't surprise me if MermaMeth's move is permanent. She can have her parole/probation transferred to KY DOC if she wants to stay. She could get a job at any retail outlet or grocery store, I'm sure.

KiwiKunt said:
It just occurred to me that with it being all 'I' and 'Me' and not 'We' (which I know is what we expect from ALR) but.... what if Becky and AL have actually separated - she has a history of keeping it away from her audience as long as possible? Could Becky be moving with the boys and Amber with her mum?
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I thought about that when watching the video. She pulled the same thing when the Destiny era ended (although in the Destiny era, it was "we" all the time) so it's entirely possible Becky's being guilted into helping doing the move, and then will be out of there. Then again, Becky's just as lazy and unintelligent as Big Al, so maybe she'll ride that horse elephant until it drops dead.
 
Strawberry Pocky said:
imagine being the lucky cunt who gets to move into and live in AmberLynn's FAMOUS YOUTUBE FAGSHANTY GAYCARE !!!!!!!!!! 😍
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I hope the landlord hires one of those crews that cleans up biohazard crime scenes. The house has to be a biohazard due to Amber and her 2+ year free bleed. 🤮
 
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I hope the landlord hires one of those crews that cleans up biohazard crime scenes. The house has to be a biohazard due to Amber and her 2+ year free bleed. 🤮
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I think they'd need professional cleaners just to deodorize the smell alone. The reek of dirty, sweaty morbid obesity is probably engrained in the walls.
 
The theory that Becky might've just left her is plausible

Though I wouldn't get why this time she'd try to keep it hidden like she did it with Destiny

Amber is always looking for pity and approval from online strangers, this would be the perfect opportunity for it

600 lb woman who is about to have surgery gets left by her girlfriend? Her followers will eat that shit up and give her all the ass pats

Maybe she's keeping it for after her hysterectomy, I'm sure her video talking about her surgery will get quiet a few ass pats and 40+ y ear old gorls telling Amber how they had the same surgery as her also and how much it sucks and how they feel for her etc
 
I hope MamaLynn is strong as hell, because helping dainty lil Amber onto the bedpan will require superhuman strength...
 
Beetus Knuckles said:
I hope MamaLynn is strong as hell, because helping dainty lil Amber onto the bedpan will require superhuman strength...
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Precisely why mamameth suggested a nurse for aftercare. If Amber goes limp noodle after her surgery due to pain, they will need a few attendants to get her moved about.
 
Punkinsplice said:
Precisely why mamameth suggested a nurse for aftercare. If Amber goes limp noodle after her surgery due to pain, they will need a few attendants to get her moved about.
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I don’t know if 1980’s Hulk Hogan could pick up Amber as dead weight. Fucking fluid-filled fat pockets everywhere. I’m honestly sick thinking about it.
 
there are endless horror stories of nurses hurting themselves and permanently fucking up their backs because they had to move deathfat patients in some way. wherever their new place is it better be accessible enough for them to fit a bariatric lift in there with enough room for half a dozen nurses to move around.

she can order this one (with a 500 lb weight limit because she's so dainty) for $2700 or do monthly payments! there's even an optional built in scale so she can really stick it to the haydurs.

wheeeeeee it's like a ride hamber
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a llama weighs 450lbs said:
there are endless horror stories of nurses hurting themselves and permanently fucking up their backs because they had to move deathfat patients in some way. wherever their new place is it better be accessible enough for them to fit a bariatric lift in there with enough room for half a dozen nurses to move around.

she can order this one (with a 500 lb weight limit because she's so dainty) for $2700 or do monthly payments! there's even an optional built in scale so she can really stick it to the haydurs.

wheeeeeee it's like a ride hamber
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That looks like Amber’s layyg. Somebody photoshop her hair on there...
 
8008135 said:
I think they'd need professional cleaners just to deodorize the smell alone. The reek of dirty, sweaty morbid obesity is probably engrained in the walls.
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Not to mention the pest control. The house needs complete fumigation to get rid of the bugs.
 
Fleasburger said:
I bet Foodie Booby and Peetz would have loved to have had additional roommates if they had known. Talk about a crossover of the ages.
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Ha! That's some food for my imagination for sure (more like nightmare fuel) Unfortunately, self-employed deathfat with crotch cancer, a methmomma caretaker, and negative credit, really doesnt score high on the Canadian immigration eligibility report card
 
iLoveDoe said:
The theory that Becky might've just left her is plausible
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Agreed. This could be just Big Al guilting her into doing all the work into helping Big Al to move, and then she'd be turned out, free as a newly emerged butterfly in a snapback and 90s t-shirt.


Though I wouldn't get why this time she'd try to keep it hidden like she did it with Destiny
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Gotta bank those sympathy asspat points, and use them at an appropriate time.
 
iLoveDoe said:
The theory that Becky might've just left her is plausible

Though I wouldn't get why this time she'd try to keep it hidden like she did it with Destiny

Amber is always looking for pity and approval from online strangers, this would be the perfect opportunity for it

600 lb woman who is about to have surgery gets left by her girlfriend? Her followers will eat that shit up and give her all the ass pats

Maybe she's keeping it for after her hysterectomy, I'm sure her video talking about her surgery will get quiet a few ass pats and 40+ y ear old gorls telling Amber how they had the same surgery as her also and how much it sucks and how they feel for her etc
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I don't think that Becky left Amber or is planning to do so in the short term. They are moving closer to Norma which I believe lives in Jackson, Ky. It is in the middle of nowhere and makes Monticello look like a metropolitan centre. The closest city is Lexington, over one and a half-hour away. If Becky had left, there is no way Amber would move there. Instead, she would move to Lexington.

I don't buy that the boys moved because of the party. The party took place early May, and I suspect that Eric and Rickie already found a place or even had moved. Amber was well aware of it when the party took place. I suspect that they might have tried to rent the place but somehow were told that they needed to move by the end of July. They searched for a place they liked, sign a lease agreement for July 1, and they were planning to move at the end of the month, but the date for the surgery derailed their plan and they are now moving before the surgery.

I do not think that Kristine will stay much more than her two months. She has a job in Oklahoma, a fiance, and probably friends there. I do not think that she will like living in the middle of nowhere. If she needs a job, she will need to drive and it would mean that Amber and Becky would have no means of transportation. I can't see that happening.
 
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