I'M MOVING!!!!! - 07/09/20

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Turd Fergusson said:
Anyone who has been in the south of the U.S. knows that these folks are generous with their time and helps their friends and family with no hesitation. Becky or Norma just needs to make a couple of phone calls and the Williams clan would get 2-3 pickup trucks and enough people to move them easily. A nice BBQ or pizza and beers would finish the day.
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this is true except it requires you to A. Have people you're buddies with, as in actual friends. and B. be willing to spend money on others as a thank you rather than as a bribe, followed by likely eating most of said bribe.
 
I think the move will look something like this....
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Mamameth co-signed the new lease. She’s going to officially live with Hambeast and Becky. Mamameth will work at some shit job for a while, until Amber complains about Becky and Becky is pushed out of the new place. Mama will have it made, quit her job, and become Amberlynn’s new caretaker.

Edit: spelling is overrated.
 
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GeorgiaGuidestones said:
Mamameth co-signed the new lease. She’s going to officially like with Hambeast and Becky. Mamameth will work at some shit job for a while, until Amber complains about Becky and Becky is pushed out of the new place. Mama will have it made, quit her job, and become Amberlynn’s new caretaker.
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I like this scenario, because Becky gets free. Becky is pathetic, but she doesn't deserve to be stuck as Amber's nurse/butler/cook/driver/ass-wiper for the rest of Amber's life.

Nobody should be forced into servitude.
 
Wit Shoes said:
I like this scenario, because Becky gets free. Becky is pathetic, but she doesn't deserve to be stuck as Amber's nurse/butler/cook/driver/ass-wiper for the rest of Amber's life.

Nobody should be forced into servitude.
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Forced? Becky traded Amber's financial shackles for 90's nostalgia tees and snap backs. I don't think she's happy and their relationship is pathetic, but Becky won't leave till Amber dies or kicks her out.
 
GeorgiaGuidestones said:
Mamameth co-signed the new lease. She’s going to officially live with Hambeast and Becky. Mamameth will work at some shit job for a while, until Amber complains about Becky and Becky is pushed out of the new place. Mama will have it made, quit her job, and become Amberlynn’s new caretaker.

Edit: spelling is overrated.
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I have my doubts about Mamameth’s credit worthiness. Do we know what her employment status is? My gut tells me that if a potential landlord called to verify employment, she (and the other 2) would be hosed.
 
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I have my doubts about Mamameth’s credit worthiness. Do we know what her employment status is? My gut tells me that if a potential landlord called to verify employment, she (and the other 2) would be hosed.
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I'm having a hard time thinking of employment Merm could have that would allow her to just leave for 3+ weeks with zero notice. If she didn't quit her job before she drove up to KY, it's probably been given to someone else by now.
 
HickoryDickory said:
Could it be leave to care for a sick relative? I don't know how that works in the US, but here it's covered under EI and needs a doctor's note to confirm eligibility.
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Not for a job an uneducated ex-con would have. I maybe wrong but from what I know MamaLynn would only get about 2 weeks off to deal with it. It’s not like she’s a high paid, highly trained worker. It’s the bare minimum required by law.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Good afternoon, dudegorls, I missed my early farms fix thanks to work. Fucking work, interfering with my shitposting time.



Big Al would never move by choice (not unless she'd landed her next caretaker). The boys are the leaseholders, they tell the landlord they're going, Big Al/Becky fills out the app to take over the lease, neither of them has anything at all that says they are creditworthy, landlord says no, the boys' lease is up on the 31st, and here we are: Becky doing all the packing while Big Al wades into the comments of her video to "work" and MermaMeth steps out 18 times an hour to smoke. I think the Becky era is coming to a close.



Nah, the boys are the ones on the lease, Big Al and Becky don't have anything to say one way or the other about the lease. And Ricky may be an idiot sometimes, but he's not stupid enough to leave his name on a lease and just let Big Al silently take it over. The boys have been out for awhile, because they did the adult, responsible thing: moved their shit, then told the landlord. Imagine Big Al, being the lazy bitch she is, would have preferred to stay, and maybe filled out an application to take over the lease. But since she's a blank slate, credit-wise, the landlord said no ("our application got turned down") and told all of them to vacate by the 31st, which would be either the end of the current lease period, or, if month to month, the last day of the current month. I'd love to hear what Eric and Ricky have to say on it, because I don't believe any of the lying words coming out of that hole in her face.




My money's on the latter. Ricky can't stand Big Al, so why should he care? Eric would probably have more empathy for Becky, since she's his friend, but Becky chose Big Al. So there you go.
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Be thankful for your job. You could be an unemployed fat fuck livin’ in a fag shack—gee, that would make a good song.

Give it a month, I truly believe Eric’s going to spill like Amber’s cancerous geyser-puss. He won’t be forced to share a space with her and won’t be able to make money off her anymore, so there’s plenty to gain and nothing to lose. Let’s just hope it doesn’t go over like Casey’s bullshit reddit Q&A where he doesn’t want to say meanie things about amber and just wants to talk about his vibeo ganes.
 
It just occurred to me that with it being all 'I' and 'Me' and not 'We' (which I know is what we expect from ALR) but.... what if Becky and AL have actually separated - she has a history of keeping it away from her audience as long as possible? Could Becky be moving with the boys and Amber with her mum?
 
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