I'M MOVING!!!!! - 07/09/20

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she has to have a CoVD test 3 days pre-op
I'll preface this by saying it's Bumfuck, KY, but 3 days is a long time considering you can become infected and symptomatic within 2 days. 5 being average and the vast majority of people are asymptomatic and shedding the virus. Most hospitals in my area are doing them the day before, sometimes the morning of. They also recommend family members that will be caring for the patient at home be tested and self isolate so the patient isn't being released into a potentially hazardous situation.

I dunno gorls, I still say this feels very off.

Insofar as the housing. I'm also willing to bet that the fags are over her whole situation type deal and don't want to be sucked into her bullshit. I also believe that she,nor Becky, were on the lease nor understand how rental arrangements work. It wouldn't surprise me if her "cancer" was in some way fabricated or exaggerated so that she could try and control what was going on around her with the fags moving out.

I haven't a clue how real estate works in rural KY, but in my neck of the woods, a 500 lbs gorl, her 300lbs gorlfriend, with multiple pets, and neither having reliable income (or section 8) would find it next to impossible to rent even a shit hole. And if they did get a slumlord to rent to them, they'd be paying out the ass- like a one bedroom 4 flight walk up for 2k in the bad part of town.
 
Alright I'm slow and retarded and have not been keeping up to much lately. What is th is big fight or blow out everyone keeps referencing?

In her hungover mook-bong video she admits they all got wasted and "Something bad and scary happened..."
The speculation being that someone, most likely honest King Rickie snapped on Amber, for her laziness, her free-bleeding etc. and since then the house has been split.
 
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She replied on a comment not using a sock. About the whole drunken night.
All she said was that someone was drunk and fainted.
Yeah. Sure. Fatty.
It sickens me to think of what might have happened that night which would be too much for E&R. After all that they've seen and done in that house it must have been really bad. I'm guessing that after our Gorl was done washing down her party-size bag of Cheetos with an oil drum of Bailey's, the sight of Density kissing up people's arms awakened a different sort of hunger.
 
I'll preface this by saying it's Bumfuck, KY, but 3 days is a long time considering you can become infected and symptomatic within 2 days. 5 being average and the vast majority of people are asymptomatic and shedding the virus. Most hospitals in my area are doing them the day before, sometimes the morning of. They also recommend family members that will be caring for the patient at home be tested and self isolate so the patient isn't being released into a potentially hazardous situation.

I dunno gorls, I still say this feels very off.

Insofar as the housing. I'm also willing to bet that the fags are over her whole situation type deal and don't want to be sucked into her bullshit. I also believe that she,nor Becky, were on the lease nor understand how rental arrangements work. It wouldn't surprise me if her "cancer" was in some way fabricated or exaggerated so that she could try and control what was going on around her with the fags moving out.

I haven't a clue how real estate works in rural KY, but in my neck of the woods, a 500 lbs gorl, her 300lbs gorlfriend, with multiple pets, and neither having reliable income (or section 8) would find it next to impossible to rent even a shit hole. And if they did get a slumlord to rent to them, they'd be paying out the ass- like a one bedroom 4 flight walk up for 2k in the bad part of town.
Ah, in BFE KY if you aren’t cooking meth, you can find a place to rent. It won’t be the Ritz, but she’ll find a mom and pop who take cash and don’t do credit and background checks, Imagine the landlord working up the deal online or over the phone, and then all 470+ elbees of big AL come rolling in to sign the lease. Hope it’s either a ranch-style house on a slab or has 4x12’s for floor joists.
 
I think they're probably moving into a trailer. Since its bfe Kentucky and she never mentioned it. She just mentioned the house they didn't get.
And she was full of shit about that. There is no first come first serve bullshit. Guarantee their application got turned down because- as another poster said- 2 huge fat asses with no steady income and 3 pets. Plus Hambers credit is in the toilet. Becky probably has no credit built up.
No landlord is going to rent to them- unless it's a dump.
Trailer trash era is beginning.

Wondering if we will see a vid saying she rescheduled the surgery for some dumb bullshit reason (lah)
 
I think they're probably moving into a trailer. Since its bfe Kentucky and she never mentioned it. She just mentioned the house they didn't get.
And she was full of shit about that. There is no first come first serve bullshit. Guarantee their application got turned down because- as another poster said- 2 huge fat asses with no steady income and 3 pets. Plus Hambers credit is in the toilet. Becky probably has no credit built up.
No landlord is going to rent to them- unless it's a dump.
Trailer trash era is beginning.

Wondering if we will see a vid saying she rescheduled the surgery for some dumb bullshit reason (lah)
Sorry if this is retarded, but I've never been in a trailer before so I guess I don't really understand a typical layout. Wouldn't she be too cramped in a trailer? Doesn't she absolutely need the space a house (or even an apartment) provides?
 
I think they're probably moving into a trailer. Since its bfe Kentucky and she never mentioned it. She just mentioned the house they didn't get.
And she was full of shit about that. There is no first come first serve bullshit. Guarantee their application got turned down because- as another poster said- 2 huge fat asses with no steady income and 3 pets. Plus Hambers credit is in the toilet. Becky probably has no credit built up.
No landlord is going to rent to them- unless it's a dump.
Trailer trash era is beginning.

Wondering if we will see a vid saying she rescheduled the surgery for some dumb bullshit reason (lah)
Not in the south so I don't know how houses/trailors are built there, but one thing I've always noticed about the fag shanty was how nice and wide the doorways were. I'm sure that was a big draw for Amber. Could she fit into a trailer and get back out or would we have a James K 600lb life situation?
 
She replied on a comment not using a sock. About the whole drunken night.
All she said was that someone was drunk and fainted.
Yeah. Sure. Fatty.

Hmm. Maybe Big Al "fainted" and landed on Chubs or Trixie.....smushed dog everywhere. That would be plenty for E&R to wanna kill her and fuck off......
 
Sorry if this is retarded, but I've never been in a trailer before so I guess I don't really understand a typical layout. Wouldn't she be too cramped in a trailer? Doesn't she absolutely need the space a house (or even an apartment) provides?
It depends on the size. A doublewide would probably be the best bet. Either way she will probably be going through doors and such sideways. No matter where they go.

@dingobaby. There are many many trailers and trailer parks in the south. It would probably be a tight squeeze. Most trailers are 16 feet wide by 80 feet long. Hallways and doorways are usually sort of cramped I guess. Even for someone Becky's size. Idk. I think they both probably realize they can't be too picky since they've gotta be out quickly.
 
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When she was with Destiny wasn't she afraid of falling through the floor of a trailer? She isn't any lighter now than she was then.
 
You can get a house in Monticello for 50 grand, so I could see her being able to afford a 20% down payment.
I'd hope they would move slightly closer to whatever hospital is doing the hysto and follow up appointments but perhaps I'm just 🌈
 
Firstly, she lied about the boys moving out and we all knew already

"I dont really like this house, I never really have its not really my cup of tea" and yet you moved in there. That was other peoples homes before you invaded it so it doesn't matter what you think of it. If you dont like somewhere than move out on your own...And lets be real its not the home you dont like, its KY. Its quite clear you want to be in california and you have the means to be there, but it was easier for you to get to 600lbs and become house/town bound.

So this is obviously the result of the fallout of the bad drinking night.

Lmao
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I absolutely agree that this was a result of the 'incident' - the boys just suddenly disappeared and Amber said they were staying at Eric's sisters and they had been around a few times to collect some things. - and the whole subject was very awkward in conversation


LMAO of course the landlord told them to get out after Eric and Ricky left. Becky has no job, a prior methhead showed up for who knows how long, and I don’t think Amber was on the lease, but if she was, who wants that bleeding behemoth screwing up your rental property.

RIP Fag Shanty. You held up well little house.

They have been evicted - The boys walked out and terminated their contract - and the landord got new tenants in the mean time - The boys have been gone since the end of May - That's over a month - you normally have to give a months notice

So she's established the excuse for why her surgery won't happen. It's her anxiety and totally not that she's too fucking fat.

I thought exactly that, in fact I was expecting her to say that in this video - that may yet be ready - I can not see any surgeon being happy with her going ahead under these circumstances

I just hope Eric and Rickie will upload a "what really happened" video once there settled in their new place.

Oh I want that so much - Eric is such a two-faced bitch - and if they separated on bad terms then he must be chomping at the leash

So to summarise -

After a big showdown Eric and Rickie walked out, gave their months notice after a couple of weeks.

Amber and Becky have been evicted because they were either not on the lease (Amber pays the rent in cash - which is as dodgy as hell) - and how is he going to get tenants to move in with them - I imagine he can't wait to get rid of them

Amber and Becky have had to find somewhere last minute because there is no way Amber got organised enough to pre-empt the situation - and there was not even a hint that they were going to move before this video

Amber will cancel her surgery because - it is just to much guys

... and now we have the last season of Amber Lynn - The Woman who Ate herself to Death
 
I'd hope they would move slightly closer to whatever hospital is doing the hysto and follow up appointments but perhaps I'm just 🌈

She probably thinks it's going to be a one and done deal. If she's lucky, she's not going to need treatment which would justify moving closer to the cancer clinic and her follow up appointments won't be especially frequent.
 
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