I'M MOVING!!!!! - 07/09/20

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Twinkie said:
Who remembers Amberlynn saying her goal was to get down to 400lbs before surgery? Did I dream that or something? Now she's having the surgery in a week? I have to rewatch the cancer saga I guess. Excluding the pre-recordeds, obvs
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It was 470, I believe.
 
I thought she couldn't surprise me anymore... Whatever the reason they're moving, only a certified exceptional idiot would move BY CHOICE a few days before surgery. Surgery is stressful enough & I'm curious - she has to have a CoVD test 3 days pre-op, then quarantine until she's admitted. How is she pulling that off with a move so close to surgery? It makes no sense.

It could result in her surgery being postponed. Wait. Amber lies. And no clerk is going to take the time to match addresses on older forms to ones generated by her surgery admission.

I'd guessed she was having her surgery next Monday & it sounds like it's between Monday-Wednesday. That gives her only 2.5 weeks more of Momma to help... unless the next big revelation is that Momma is staying. Man - if that's the case, the "revenge on Momma" arc will be wild as she passively-aggressively talks shit about her mom.

The only bodies that move will stress will be Becky's & Mommas. Just as well there's no furniture to move.

Eager to see their chosen style of décor.

Even if they buy the bare minimum, that's a lot of money outgoing at the worst possible time.

Moving is a great excuse for continuing to intuitively gorge.

All the shit jobs - cleaning garbage cans, cutting the grass & other typical house related chores will now fall on Becky without Rickie around.

A lit microbiology sperging. When you live somewhere, your immune system gets used to the resident bacteria, virus & fungi & every location has their own unique populations. She will be returned to a new house with 'new' germs & has just radically increased her chances of infection.

Can't even lift a cup full of beverage for "weeks"? Utter bullshit but how is Becky going to know that when Momma has been going to appointments with Amber instead? You can't lift over say... 7 lbs. for several weeks but you don't need to be hand fed peeled grapes or anything like that. She's setting up for a prolonged period of total dependence. And we all know she's going to ride that pony until it drops dead. I'd love to see a video, (yeah, I'm a bitch - deal), of Becky trying to feed her - she won't have time to refill the fork before "baby bird Amber" is shrieking for more.

Tighten your seltbelts & grab a sick bag - we're in for a wild ride.
 
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Tiki Bar Man said:
In my autistic opinion what most likely happened was that Eric and Ricky told then they were moving out, told the landlord, and since she's not on the lease, that they had to move too within the month.
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This probably varies based on location and landlord, but where I live, if you don't plan to renew the lease, you have to give notice to vacate by a certain amount of time prior to the end of the current lease. If the landlord knows you aren't going to renew, they're going to start looking for new tenants. Amber may just be too stupid to realize how this works, but it sounds like their lease is up at the end of July and the landlord has people lined up to move in at the beginning of August.

I'm kind of surprised Miss Moneybags doesn't just use some of those YT shekels to pay professional movers to pack and move her shit, to reduce her stress before her surgery.

She says she and Becky are moving to somewhere she considers "nice". I wonder if Amber's "nice" will turn out to be like Chantal's "luxury" apartment.

I wonder how long it will take for us to uncover her new address.
 
So she's established the excuse for why her surgery won't happen. It's her anxiety and totally not that she's too fucking fat.
 
This cunt still going to subway for 1k calorie footlongs and saying she tried to eat healthy. Lmao.

Pretty sure she got told she needs to lose weight if she wants to survive her surgery and she pretty much went "Lul haydurr I'm goin' to subway because it's healtheeeeeeeh!"
 
The fuckin’ Hyundai sinks to the pavement with Amber. Now throw in MommaLynn and the wall of journals and candles and holy shit. Semper Fi Korean Bingemobile, you unsung hero of this situation...
 
So, a drunken fight most likely happened down fag shanty way before Amber's crotch unloaded.
Eric and Rickie fucked off to some friends and decided not to go back after Amber dropped the cancer bomb.
And so as not to be stuck with that house, Amber and Becky have chosen a smaller place. Gotcha, Hamber... It's really not hard to break your bullshit code.

So, she'll be moving if she doesn't die on the operating table... And that's a rather big IF.
 
Chris Evans said:
She bought a house when she's got a mountain of hospital bills coming her way? Gorl...
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No, she did not. Unless they pulled a fast one and put it in MermaMeth's name, and I cannot see that, either. Big Al has no credit history except for skipping medical bills, no bank account in her name, etc. They're renting.


MirnaMinkoff said:
You got good credit and history with a bank you can easily buy a house within a month or less. Bank will rubber stamp everything in days, just scheduling a closing with lawyers can take a week or two.
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That ain't Big Al.


ADHD said:
This probably varies based on location and landlord, but where I live, if you don't plan to renew the lease, you have to give notice to vacate by a certain amount of time prior to the end of the current lease. If the landlord knows you aren't going to renew, they're going to start looking for new tenants. Amber may just be too stupid to realize how this works, but it sounds like their lease is up at the end of July and the landlord has people lined up to move in at the beginning of August.
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Since the boys are the ones on the lease, I bet they told Becky and the landlord, and I equally bet Big Al told them to tell the landlord they'd stay an he said GTFO, all of you. As you say, she's too stupid to understand any of it.

I'm kind of surprised Miss Moneybags doesn't just use some of those YT shekels to pay professional movers to pack and move her shit, to reduce her stress before her surgery.
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She's cheap on shit like this. And why pay someone when you have slave labor your girlfriend and MermaMeth, who work for free?

She says she and Becky are moving to somewhere she considers "nice". I wonder if Amber's "nice" will turn out to be like Chantal's "luxury" apartment.
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She has hideous taste in everything. it's going to be nightmare-inducing.

I wonder how long it will take for us to uncover her new address.
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Not long, I think.
 
Amber might be a tard but I highly doubt she’s moving by choice. Deciding to move right before a major surgery is so fucking dumb, even for her.

I definitely agree with the people saying that the landlords kicked them out after Eric and Ricky decided to go.

Maybe we will see a svelte Necky after all this whole debacle. Those boxes ain’t gonna move themselves and without meth, who knows how much energy mammalynn has.
 
I am here for the post surgery doublewide trailer Becky as wet nurse sponge bath nightmare. AL should pick a bedroom with a nice view, as there is a good chance it will be her last vision before she dies on that bed.
 
Sodium-King-90 said:
So, a drunken fight most likely happened down fag shanty way before Amber's crotch unloaded.
Eric and Rickie fucked off to some friends and decided not to go back after Amber dropped the cancer bomb.
And so as not to be stuck with that house, Amber and Becky have chosen a smaller place. Gotcha, Hamber... It's really not hard to break your bullshit code.

So, she'll be moving if she doesn't die on the operating table... And that's a rather big IF.
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Alright I'm slow and retarded and have not been keeping up to much lately. What is th is big fight or blow out everyone keeps referencing?
 
This moving debacle reminded me of how she only stayed at the fag shanty for 2~3ish years. That era felt like it lasted for eons, I'm surprised that it was actually that short.
 
She replied on a comment not using a sock. About the whole drunken night.
All she said was that someone was drunk and fainted.
Yeah. Sure. Fatty.
 
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