I'm an incel AMA

[Canoodler]

that’ll be after you blow me

That's good, admit to what you are.

 

[SendMe]

As I have said before do not respond to me you sperg

Nah I am good jfc at you.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

You know, I was actually typing up a post on how to actually get laid, but I came back to see all this shit going down, and now I'm just confused.

 

[SendMe]

That's good, admit to what you are.

Read the message don’t act like you have won yet.

 

[Sergeant]

As I have said before do not respond to me you sperg

We have a tough guy

 

[SendMe]

You know, I was actually typing up a post on how to actually get laid, but I came back to see all this shit going down, and now I'm just confused.

Basically I live rent free

 

[draggs]

I was imitating you and jfl at the gay part

Come on think of something original at least

Don't be upset stop putting that sphincter on a pedestal and find happiness with each other you're so in synch

 

[SendMe]

Don't be upset stop putting that sphincter on a pedestal and find happiness with each other you're so in synch

I think I will stick to women because I have zero issues there.

 

[Canoodler]

Read the message don’t act like you have won yet.

Don't backtrack. I told you, we tolerate gays here at the Farms.

 

[SendMe]

Don't backtrack. I told you, we tolerate gays here at the Farms.

And I said I will be gay after you blow me

 

[Dangerously Gay Llama]

I'm done. This is it. I've finally snapped. I literally burst in tears writing this.
I'm 27 and never, EVER got a girlfriend.
I don't know what it's like to stroll in the park hand in hand. I don't know what it's like to enjoy a nice at the movies, watching a film together. I don't know what it's like to dine in a nice restaurant face to face with her. I don't know what it's like to wake up every morning and see someone next to you. I don't know what it's like to have someone you can hug when they're sad, or have her listen to me when I'm sad. I don't know what it's like to love and to be loved.
I'm tired of this. Never kissed, never held hands, never experienced having a girl blush at you or play with her hair and biting her lip.
WHAT MUST I DO ??? WHAT ??? MUST I TAKE OUT THE FREAKIN MOON SO A GIRL FINALLY LOOKS AT ME ????

Why is it so difficult ??? I don't understand, for 6,000 years my ancestors have been finding their romantic partner, married and spawned children.

Why am I different ? What is happening ?

I smell good, I'm nice, I'm fairly good at drawing I have an interest in multiple fields from history to science.

Is it because I'm 1m65 ?? I can't help it, I really can't. How am I supposed to make up for it ??

 

[Bunny Tracks]

My post was going to be a tongue-in-cheek way of faking being normal until you get laid ala Ted Bundy, but I think it would've gotten taken seriously, and I'm honestly glad I didn't post it.

Kinda mad I wasted all that time, though.

 

[Canoodler]

And I said I will be gay after you blow me

Asking men to blow you, bitter anger at being unable to have sex with women. The puzzle pieces just keep adding up.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Maybe you guys are incels because you lack the basic intelligence to respond to two posters in a single reply instead of doubleposting like retards.

And you're not funny. People - not just women but fucking everyone - like funny.
Are you infrien as well as incel? Involuntarily friendless?
Because incels usually seem to be from what they post and ugly people can still make friends.

 

[draggs]

I think I will stick to women because I have zero issues there.

Not from what you've said here just sayin

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Is it because I'm 1m65 ?? I can't help it, I really can't. How am I supposed to make up for it ??

haha shorty. grow a longer neck by trying to pull your head off every night before bed. Animorph into a giraffe you tiny tiny boy.

 

[SendMe]

Asking men to blow you, bitter anger at being unable to have sex with women. The puzzle pieces just keep adding up.

Of course

 

[Florence]

It’s... It’s you! The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!

 

[SendMe]

Not from what you've said here just sayin

Me: Oh I dislike hookup culture, I am dating to marry after my last relationship failed because I kept getting too much attention from other women.
You guys: woah incel.

Maybe you guys are incels because you lack the basic intelligence to respond to two posters in a single reply instead of doubleposting like retards.

And you're not funny. People - not just women but fucking everyone - like funny.
Are you infrien as well as incel? Involuntarily friendless?
Because incels usually seem to be from what they post and ugly people can still make friends.

People like hot so jfc at you

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It’s... It’s you! The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!

Oh god james has been dragged into this I pity him so much

 

[off meds / online]

people who fuck don't spend time on kiwifarms