I'm an incel AMA

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You know, I was actually typing up a post on how to actually get laid, but I came back to see all this shit going down, and now I'm just confused.
 
I'm done. This is it. I've finally snapped. I literally burst in tears writing this.
I'm 27 and never, EVER got a girlfriend.
I don't know what it's like to stroll in the park hand in hand. I don't know what it's like to enjoy a nice at the movies, watching a film together. I don't know what it's like to dine in a nice restaurant face to face with her. I don't know what it's like to wake up every morning and see someone next to you. I don't know what it's like to have someone you can hug when they're sad, or have her listen to me when I'm sad. I don't know what it's like to love and to be loved.
I'm tired of this. Never kissed, never held hands, never experienced having a girl blush at you or play with her hair and biting her lip.
WHAT MUST I DO ??? WHAT ??? MUST I TAKE OUT THE FREAKIN MOON SO A GIRL FINALLY LOOKS AT ME ????

Why is it so difficult ??? I don't understand, for 6,000 years my ancestors have been finding their romantic partner, married and spawned children.

Why am I different ? What is happening ?

I smell good, I'm nice, I'm fairly good at drawing I have an interest in multiple fields from history to science.

Is it because I'm 1m65 ?? I can't help it, I really can't. How am I supposed to make up for it ??
 
My post was going to be a tongue-in-cheek way of faking being normal until you get laid ala Ted Bundy, but I think it would've gotten taken seriously, and I'm honestly glad I didn't post it.

Kinda mad I wasted all that time, though.
 
Maybe you guys are incels because you lack the basic intelligence to respond to two posters in a single reply instead of doubleposting like retards.

And you're not funny. People - not just women but fucking everyone - like funny.
Are you infrien as well as incel? Involuntarily friendless?
Because incels usually seem to be from what they post and ugly people can still make friends.
 
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It’s... It’s you! The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!
 
Not from what you've said here just sayin
Me: Oh I dislike hookup culture, I am dating to marry after my last relationship failed because I kept getting too much attention from other women.
You guys: woah incel.

Maybe you guys are incels because you lack the basic intelligence to respond to two posters in a single reply instead of doubleposting like retards.

And you're not funny. People - not just women but fucking everyone - like funny.
Are you infrien as well as incel? Involuntarily friendless?
Because incels usually seem to be from what they post and ugly people can still make friends.
People like hot so jfc at you

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It’s... It’s you! The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor!
Oh god james has been dragged into this I pity him so much
 
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