I'm a fictionkin - AMA

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So. OP. Let me get this straight.

Your life is so shitty you've convinced yourself you're actually fictional.

Weird flex, but you do you I guess.
 
Of all the franchises to LARP as a character from, why the fuck would you pick Homestuck?
 
Syaoran Li said:
Of all the franchises to LARP as a character from, why the fuck would you pick Homestuck?
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Seriously.

Why did you choose this, and not someone cool like Batman, or Sephiroth, or John Marston, or something? Why choose faggoty-ass trolls of all things?
 
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Nepeta Leijon Homestuck said:
Fine. I'll bare my cringe for all to see. As much as I can get myself to remember within one post at least

I actually follow the troll romance quadrants!!! I've had moirails, matesprits, and kismesis alike. Honestly, it's Moiralliegant breakups that hurt the most. You're defenders of eachothers hearts-- You keep eachother grounded and from doing stupid shit! So when you fuck up in a way that makes them leave you? It hurts in a way deeper than anything else can.

My kin memories are mostly like the canon timeline of homestuck, up until Gamzee gets sober. Instead of me pouncing on him after he's already killed Equius, I pounce on him beforehand, and he breaks my arm. This causes Equius to become enraged instead of awestruck by the presence of a highblood, and he actually manages to do what he set out to do to begin with.

My life story? Well I'm gonna try to be as un-detailed as possible as to make anyone who wants to doxx me have to work for it at least a little, but uhhh
I'm sure it's a suprise to nobody, but I'm autistic, and I have ADHD. My brain' s a big jumbly mess of bits and bobs that shock eachother and hope it works. I was raised by a mom who was a manager at a burger king, and a dad who jumped from job to job, usually selling phones.

All my life I've loved video games, actually. My first computer, an iMac (the kind that had brightly colored transparent plastic?) was given to me so early on that i dont even remember it. As a kid I have a special edition Mario DS Lite, accompanied by a piracy cartridge, because my dad was both tech savvy and not exactly wealthy, so it was a sound plan to avoid paying for video games for me. I loved to play pokemon, even if i cheated the shit out of it as a kid. The coolest thing i remember getting as a kid actually was a R2D2 robot that was like 1/2 scale (but felt like full scale to a kid) and it could actually listen to voice commands, follow you around using infared cameras, and could even detect when it was at a ledge! It was pretty advanced for its time I'm pretty sure, and all for a kid's toy.

As a kid I also LOVED to roleplay on ROBLOX. I used to play on a game called Vampire Roleplay, which later got renamed to Darkened Dawn. I'd pretend to be like. A werewolf or some sort of temple guardian. Those were good days

For what felt like years after my parents divorced, I felt trapped in my bedroom. Always likely to be ridiculed in some way by my stepfather. I'd scored high on an IQ test, but my grades in school lacked. "I'm so glad you're gifted" He'd said sarcastically when seeing my grades. The quote still sticks with me

A few years ago my dad died of a phentonyl overdose when some drug he bought was laced with it. And on HIS mom's birthday no less. It reeks of some sort of terrible, rotten irony.

So as for similarities between me and nepeta... We're both autistic, we love roleplay, we love troll romance, we're emotional little babies who then like to act like we're tough tigers whod rip someone to shreds but in practice we would be the ones who get fucked up. And i do remember living on alternia. The hot, searing sun. The cool calm nights in the forest. The fire in my cave, Pom de la pounce. LOLCAT. Equius. Trollian. The whole shebang. I miss Equius...

uhhh what else... LEGO kicks ass. I spent 6 bucks on a resource pack that just makes Minecraft look like LEGOs

hmm... my train of thought is running out for this post.
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This doesn't sound like the childhood memories of a Homestuck character. It sounds like the childhood memories of a sad shut in.

Since you're either playing coy or too stupid to understand the question, let me re-phrase it.

I want elaborate childhood memories from the Homestuck setting. You're supposed to be the physical incarnation of some character, right? Why are your childhood memories not 'In Character'? Tell us about your childhood as Nepeta or whatever.

This bait is bad and you should feel bad. You couldn't even pretend to be a fictionkin right.
 
Did your parents not hug you enough as a child? Or, wait, do you not have your father in your life? Is that why you're a total and complete retard who thinks they're a fictional character?
 
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