LGBT ILoveKimPossibleAlot - chris's new waifu

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We need Chris to start using tons and tons of black slang.
Soon:
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For some reason it started to become more of a thing recently. I keep seeing Kim Possible and Shego cosplayers cropping up. I guess some weird corner of the internet made it relevant again.

Incidentally, Bob and Mike the creators of Kim Possible are making a series based off the movie Big Hero 6 (the one right after Frozen) in November, appropriately called, Big Hero 6: The Series.

The marshmallow man cometh.

I'm sort of surprised Chris isn't more into Disney whatever
 
  • sheeeeeeyt
  • daaaaaaaaaamn son
  • ni33a please
  • fuck ni33az
  • chuck up a duce
  • I gets mines
  • Im a strong independent black woman that don't need no man
It could go on and on.
I would like:
"Oh no she betta don't"
"Dey Fixin' To Cut off Muh Tug Boat, Mamma"
"Who do dat bitch think she iz"
"I looks betta dan you"
"Dat bitch think she betta dan me"
"I aways gotta wurry bout' da popo bannin' me from places"
"What did ya say about muh fuck mamma"

 
Am I the only one that hopes one day Chris actually finds a girl willing to be in a relationship with him? It would be hilarious to See how he acts/reacts to situations and events. Granted it wouldn't last long, I'd just love to see Chris get laid when the likes of Dobson and movie Bob can't even find a girl.
The only kind of woman I can imagine wanting to actually be with him would be another 'slow in the mind', and Chris doesn't want that. Windows into hell, you know.
 
Chris is after those breasts for bangin' before China, and realizing it might be a dude. He/she/it will likely block him before that anyway.
 
Incidentally, Bob and Mike the creators of Kim Possible are making a series based off the movie Big Hero 6 (the one right after Frozen) in November, appropriately called, Big Hero 6: The Series.

The marshmallow man cometh.

I'm sort of surprised Chris isn't more into Disney whatever
Chris didn't have Disney money growing up, that's why he's always into the weird off brand cartoons.
 
So she doesn't already know who Chris is, does she? Honestly, I thought the whole MLP community would've been aware of him to some degree.
We focus on Chris a lot and that inflates our perception of his importance. Other groups have heard of him, and when they've heard of him, they quickly get sucked into the black hole that is the cwcki.

But if you haven't gotten to that point, Chris is just one of a bunch of various internet memes you might vaguely recognize, and you certainly might not know him by name.

It's like the inverse square law of autism.
 
Chris has very strange taste in women. If this is a real woman.

I do like his pony based love quest though. The messages the show features are all about love and acceptance and forgiveness and overlooking flaws. Chris expects that sexy dames, wrinkled old voice actors, and possible trannies will take the messages to heart as much as he does.
2) How long is MLP going to still be a thing, considering that the actual target audience is rapidly aging out of it? There's a reason the first MLP only ran for a few years.
I have no interest in this ponies and actually find the drawings to be off-putting so my informations may be wrong, but the limited reading I have done during Chris attends convention says that the interest in the show is waning. The event he went to has shed almost 40% of its attendees in the past couple years. The hope among the remaining pony faithful is that the upcoming film will renew popularity to early show levels. Chris waited way too long to jump into the pony fandom pool.

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I'm honestly surprised nobody's tried to fuck Chris, even if it was some sort of humiliation thing. There's gotta be somebody that would get off to it.
FWIW, he made a good move getting into SocJus and LGBT circles. There are a lot of twinks there would honestly think NOT sleeping with disgusting Tranzies is literal bigotry.

Still a long shot, but the best move he could make.
 
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