LGBT ILoveKimPossibleAlot - chris's new waifu

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I hope this chick understands that once she and Chris go on their third date to McDonald's and Toys r Us then that means she has to let Chris have sexy panky with her. It's practically a law!
 
Nien Nunb said:
I'm honestly surprised nobody's tried to fuck Chris, even if it was some sort of humiliation thing. There's gotta be somebody that would get off to it.
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I'm sure any woman could do better than Chris. WARNING NIGHTMARE FUEL BELOW


Can one imagined being fucked by some greasy, seaweed green haired, fat guy with hormonal tits laughing maniacally in a position that could possibly break your neck? Or him attempting to spin you around like helicopter with his bent :sighduck: while he is making fart noises?

I'm surprised a prostitute agreed to it. She must have found a way to enter a hyponotic state.
 
Darndirty said:
I'd just love to see Chris get laid when the likes of Dobson and movie Bob can't even find a girl.
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Well, you have a point, but I wonder if -

Wait. Wait a minute! That's it! We can try to get Bob or Dobson to dress up like a woman and start doin' it with Chris! Why didn't we think of this before?!


Mariposa Electrique said:
OPL's book in "The Good Book of Equine" shall be called:julay:.
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Hallowed be her name.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
Soon:
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OPL would probably put one of his eyes out trying to do a complex movement like that.
 
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CWCissey said:
Please be like The Crying Game, please be like The Crying Game, please be like The Crying Game!
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A little Pickel Surprise for Chris would be incredibly hilarious. Especially if it turns out the "woman" has a bigger dick than Chris and it makes him jealous.
 
KP doesn't have the creepy tranny voice that wu and laura have, though she does have the "I was molested as a child" kid-like voice.

Only a sicko or a weirdo like Chris could maintain a stiffy while hearing that voice.
 
idosometimes said:
Chris has very strange taste in women. If this is a real woman.
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It's not so much that Chris has strange taste in women as that he has no taste in women. Between face blindness and desperation, his only qualification for finding a woman attractive is that she's a woman (or a semi-passable simulacrum of one).
 
Marvin said:
Heh, dude, trying for the mythical "straight cis chris"... it's chasing the dragon.
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Well Chris IS straight, or at least, all the evidence points towards him only being interested in TRUE AND HONEST women with chinas. I honestly don't know how attached he is to the tranny persona, but it's been a lot less funny than classic Chris Chan. I fully believe he would drop it if he ever figured out it isn't going to help him find a woman, though it would take a lot of effort to convince him. Just my two cents.
 
The only reason I've read every reply in this thread was to confirm if that's a dude or just bad genes.

Let's clear this out, friends.
 
Mogambo said:
Well Chris IS straight, or at least, all the evidence points towards him only being interested in TRUE AND HONEST women with chinas. I honestly don't know how attached he is to the tranny persona, but it's been a lot less funny than classic Chris Chan. I fully believe he would drop it if he ever figured out it isn't going to help him find a woman, though it would take a lot of effort to convince him. Just my two cents.
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It would be hard, because he did fuck a prostitute as a Troon. Granted, he paid for it and she was drugged, but she took his damn dirty virginity.

If he will change, it has to be from a woman who demands it in real life.
 
 
FightenGnome said:
I'm sure any woman could do better than Chris. WARNING NIGHTMARE FUEL BELOW


Can one imagined being fucked by some greasy, seaweed green haired, fat guy with hormonal tits laughing maniacally in a position that could possibly break your neck? Or him attempting to spin you around like helicopter with his bent :sighduck: while he is making fart noises?

I'm surprised a prostitute agreed to it. She must have found a way to enter a hyponotic state.
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She was a ho. She has sex with men as vile as Chris or worse every week. Successful men don't need to pay.
 
FightenGnome said:
I'm sure any woman could do better than Chris. WARNING NIGHTMARE FUEL BELOW


Can one imagined being fucked by some greasy, seaweed green haired, fat guy with hormonal tits laughing maniacally in a position that could possibly break your neck? Or him attempting to spin you around like helicopter with his bent :sighduck: while he is making fart noises?

I'm surprised a prostitute agreed to it. She must have found a way to enter a hyponotic state.
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Tina Turner covered this already:

You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
 
Mogambo said:
Well Chris IS straight, or at least, all the evidence points towards him only being interested in TRUE AND HONEST women with chinas. I honestly don't know how attached he is to the tranny persona, but it's been a lot less funny than classic Chris Chan. I fully believe he would drop it if he ever figured out it isn't going to help him find a woman, though it would take a lot of effort to convince him. Just my two cents.
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He is just a stubborn fuck. He's been told several times that if he were to go back to being a man that he would have a better chance with DA LADIES.
 
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